"What are you looking at?"
Chi Muxue asked knowingly.
Henry Zhang said like a fool: "Look at your skirt, it's really short. If you change this skirt into pants and give it to me, I wouldn't dare to wear it, for fear of being exposed."
Chi Muxue was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and bent over with laughter.
What do you think love is?
A pledge of eternal love?
No, sometimes it's just a dirty talk. Things between men and women are never that complicated.
当然，萧阳和迟暮雪之间不会产生爱情，最少萧阳无意，他不缺爱，而且眼前这妞上一世还把他揍了，骑在他身上，嘲弄他的无能圣母，萧阳记忆Still new.
Chi Muxue did have a good impression of Henry Zhang because of this sentence. He is handsome and humorous. He is an interesting person.
She walked over and sat next to Henry Zhang, smiling:
"The traveler's name is Li Muchen. He must have finished his work. He probably didn't come because he saw that I wasn't here. I think I will be here soon. Let's have dinner first and eat something before going to see those beauties."
"Goodbye. I think using a beauty trick on them is a complete waste of my feelings. How about I try a trick on you."
"Haha, okay, okay, come on."
Chi Muxue's personality is actually quite strange, a bit neurotic. She is ladylike when she is quiet, and fiery when she is noisy. When she is kind, she will cry when she sees flying flowers and falling leaves. When she is evil, she will kill an eighty-year-old lady without blinking an eye.
Acting as she pleases, both good and evil, may describe her.
She does not have the same personality as the woman Henry Zhang likes.
Although Henry Zhang is no longer a virgin in this life, the woman he likes must have at least 70% kindness in her heart.
Chi Muxue was half black and half white. Henry Zhang couldn't resist this kind of woman.
But nowadays, in terms of the scene, you have to get by.
Henry Zhang stretched out his hand directly and took Chi Muxue's white and tender hand.
"I have a proud family heritage and can see past and present lives. Sister, let me show you my palm."
Xiao Yang himself is from the south, but he has a bad northern accent, which is quite funny. Chi Muxue laughed and did not refuse to be held by his hand, but said:
"That's it? Your beauty trap is a bit too traditional."
"It turns out that tradition is the classic. Let's see, the love line is very long. Sister, be careful, you may fall in love recently."
"Haha, then look again, where does this peach blossom bloom from?"
“You can’t tell by looking, you have to listen.”
"Listen? How?"
"Of course I listen to my stomach."
While talking, Henry Zhang leaned over, bent down, and put his ear directly to the person’s waistline-lined belly.
Chi Muxue was immediately speechless. Such a shameless and thick-skinned boy was rare.
She found it funny again.
"Hey, I don't have a baby in my belly."
"Don't move, don't move, it seems someone is singing inside, and the song is your moon, my heart!"
The door of this cabin is not closed.
Henry Zhang had excellent hearing and had heard someone coming a long time ago, and judging from the footsteps, it should be Li Muchen.
He had been here just once, and the walking frequency was regular and indistinguishable from ordinary people, but Henry Zhang had thirty times the full parameters and would not ignore any details.
When Li Muchen walks, his feet land on the ground with different strength. His left foot is heavier and his right foot is lighter. This means that his left foot is struggling more, and his right foot is probably defective.
He will not forget that Li Muchen's best song in his previous life was "Your Moon, My Heart". This song is actually very old, but it is very suitable for him to sing. His deep voice has fascinated countless women.
Henry Zhang was like this only after knowing that he was coming.
And because the door was not closed, Li Muchen heard it when he came to the door. When he entered the room, he saw Henry Zhang holding the boss's hand, his ear pressed against the skin of the boss's belly, and his face immediately turned pale.
Especially his words, it feels like there is a hint!
How could someone sing such a song in the boss's belly? He only sang it often. He just insulted himself as the fetus in the boss's belly.
Of course the boss is not pregnant. He admires Chi Muxue and doesn't mind calling his sweetheart mother, but these words are a bit unpleasant to hear when expressed from Henry Zhang's mouth.
Of course Li Muchen couldn't accept it and said angrily:
"What are you doing! You... stay away from the boss! How dare you blaspheme her?"
Chi Muxue was dumbfounded because of Henry Zhang's words. When she saw Li Muchen, she also remembered, yes, this song was often sung by Li Muchen.
Therefore, Henry Zhang must have known in advance, maybe the devil told him, or he heard it from Lian on the way here.
Is this a provocation?
The corners of her mouth turned up in a smile.
This Henry Zhang seems shameless, dirty, and messy, but he is actually very smart.
He was deliberately insulting Li Muchen.
Li Muchen has always had a crush on him and always showed admiration. Henry Zhang noticed it, so he said such words to embarrass him.
Suddenly I felt a little nostalgic.
When she was the school beauty, many people were jealous of her, and some even fought over her.
At that time, Chi Muxue didn't think there was anything wrong with this. Instead, she liked to watch people fight for her. This was the bad side of her character. She didn't think she liked anyone who was good at all. She just hoped that those stupid boys would do it for her. She can beat people's brains into dog brains.
After the apocalypse, everything was different. She was no longer the high-ranking school beauty goddess, but became meat on the chopping board. She had to rely on her cheap boyfriend to grovel and call others daddy to keep her for a while.
Later, when he met the Demon God, he began to devote himself wholeheartedly to the Demon God's ideals.
At that time, she didn't even think of herself as a woman. She was just a beggar who worried about food and drink. She was no different from a homeless person, and even worse than them, because she had to take risks to carry out the tasks assigned by the devil.
Until now.
When she saw Henry Zhang and Li Muchen starting to fight openly and secretly for her, she suddenly felt comfortable and at ease.
So she didn't participate or stop it. She really wanted to watch this fight and get back the feeling she had when she was the campus beauty goddess.
"Blasphemy?"
Henry Zhang sat up, his ears away from Chi Muxue's belly, but he sat a little closer, one hand still holding Chi Muxue's hand, and the other hand took the initiative to put it on Chi Muxue's shoulder, and then he smiled road:
"You don't understand blasphemy at all. The so-called blasphemy is when people like you want to hold your boss's hand or put your boss's shoulder. That's called blasphemy. It's not blasphemy for me, because I and you The boss is an equally noble person, our proximity can only be regarded as mutual attraction, and has nothing to do with blasphemy, do you understand, idiot?"
Henry Zhang’s voice was low and his eyes were cold. He looked at Li Muchen as if he were looking at a dog.
Chi Muxue noticed his expression and sighed.
Li Muchen may never be able to show off this arrogant energy in his life. He relied on his looks and singing voice to seduce girls, but this Henry Zhang, they turned out to be completely different. He used the domineering and heroic spirit of a man.
Realizing this, Chi Muxue also knew that if the two of them used a beauty trick, their styles would actually be different.
One is hooking up and the other is conquering. She is a little curious about which one is more useful.
