"Humph, you slippery-tongued little villain."
Of course Nian Fenghuan understood Henry Zhang's thoughts, but she didn't care. She had no future anyway.
Henry Zhang stopped mentioning the deputy director, smiled slightly, and began to talk about his earlier things, such as university, such as Lin Yi, such as Lin Yuqing.
Then he mentioned his childhood, his unscrupulous adoptive father and mother, the orphanage, and Su Feixuan.
Henry Zhang is very skilled in this set of words, and he is not just talking about it casually. There are many key points. For example, some places can make people feel sad for him, some places can show his inspiration, some places are resonant, and some places can make people feel sad for him. It is as refreshing as a refreshing article.
Although Henry Zhang only has one fixed girlfriend, Lin Yuqing, he has many confidantes in the last three years. In the process of getting along with them, Henry Zhang has summed up a set of techniques for picking up girls!
In fact, many teenagers have psychological misunderstandings and do not understand girls well enough.
There are only two things young girls need, security and stimulation. This is contradictory, but women themselves are contradictory creatures.
Telling some of your own experiences to girls is to move from unfamiliarity to familiarity and increase a sense of security. Therefore, the language must be unpretentious, simple and clear, and can be explained clearly in 300 words. Never use 301 words to make it clear. If you don't say one more word, the girl will lose her patience, which is irreversible. In short, it is enough to close the distance and feel a sense of security.
The next step is excitement!
Why is the word "bidong" so popular? A slap in the face can't make a difference. If it was just men's hype and women's rejection, it would have disappeared long ago.
Women have all fantasized about being pinned against the wall and torn apart by a prince charming.
Of course, in fantasy, there must be a prince charming, but in reality, there are not many such types. If they meet a dark horse, most of the time they can make do with it, as long as they don't meet a black donkey.
Henry Zhang floated directly to the bed, lay down next to Nian Fenghuan, and said with a smile:
"Little sister, I'm too tired from sitting, so I'll lie down next to you. Well... you won't touch me, right?"
Nian Fenghuan burst into laughter.
"Haha, are you really not worried? I can turn into a zombie at any time."
"Sister! Do you think I am a good person?"
"I don't know, but my impression is pretty good so far. Why do you ask?"
"I have a saying about tigers and wolves. I don't know whether I should say it or not. After saying it, you won't think I'm a hooligan, right?"
"I'm already like this. There's nothing I can't listen to. Just say it."
"It would be nice if you turned into a zombie. I have experienced strong winds and waves, vicissitudes of life, and hundreds of flowers. I have never touched a leaf, but I have never played with zombies! I am curious..."
"You...you are so perverted!"
Nian Fenghuan blushed.
What can a man and a woman say when they are together?
Straight man said——
the weather is nice today.
Did you have meal?
Your clothes are so beautiful.
You are so good at studying!
You are so serious about your work!
The scumbag said——
Today's weather is like your face, red and white, pink and blue.
Let's go have a meal together, what? Have you had lunch? I'm talking about dinner, a picnic, by the woods, somewhere with grass but no one.
Although your clothes are good-looking, you can't wear them if you don't have a figure. I can already imagine what you look like under the clothes. It makes my heart beat out of my chest. You can make me crazy, baby.
There are not many girls who study well and have high emotional intelligence like you. Come to my house tonight and help me with my English. I always forget the spelling of banana, and I always forget that it means banana. Can you teach me tonight?
You are so serious about everything you do, baby. Are you also serious about bed? I love you, let’s get serious once!
Anyway, women's hearts are as deep as the bottom, but in fact they can't resist romance, and they can't hold back a man's mouth. He is a liar. There was news to prove that a boy with an average appearance was with forty-six women at the same time, and he had nothing. He was average-looking, but he relied on the method of picking up girls that he bought online for 6.6 yuan. He memorized all the love poems in it, and then he was thick-skinned and how to express his love to women, and then he succeeded!
In short, scumbag men are hated by women, but the sad thing is that those who can get women are often scumbag men. Those who are honest and responsible can only eat leftovers. The hurt women finally want to find an honest man to marry. , and then bully that honest man for the rest of his life. The world is so unfair.
Henry Zhang is not actually a scumbag, at least he doesn’t give up after all, but he does have the mouth of a scumbag.
"Hey, sister, I'm just kidding. Don't worry, I just want to be with you. I firmly believe you won't turn into a zombie."
Nian Fenghuan sighed and lay flat on his back, ignoring the person lying next to him.
At this moment, Henry Zhang suddenly took out his mobile phone, turned on the flash, and actually came over to take a selfie.
"You...what are you doing?"
"First, take a selfie with your normal self. You will turn into a zombie soon. I will take another selfie, compare it before and after, and post it. It will definitely make headlines."
"you you you……"
Nian Fenghuan was angry and funny at the same time.
As expected, she couldn't control the younger boys, who were so weird that she couldn't resist them.
Henry Zhang put down his phone with satisfaction and said:
"Okay, little sister, tell me about you. I want to hear your story."
"I...I don't have a story, it's very simple. I grew up in a good family, studied well, had good talents, and looked good. Everyone praised me and took care of me. Before I graduated from college, I worked as an intern at a local TV station. I worked in a local TV station in two years. As a female anchor, the leaders like me and take care of me, so everything goes smoothly, so there are many less stories in my life, not as exciting as yours."
"It's quite boring, comfortable and happy but empty."
"That sounds a bit pessimistic."
"you are not?"
"Of course I'm not, I think..."
"You are so young and beautiful, but you ended up marrying a man ten years older than you. This shows that you are mentally abnormal and lack some sense of security. Sister, it's the end of the world. Don't lie to yourself, okay?"
Henry Zhang looked like he had seen through everything.
Nian Fenghuan was silent and sighed after a long time.
"Hey, that's probably true. My parents have always been away from home since I was little. Maybe I really lack some company, so... I want to find a more down-to-earth man."
"Old men don't mean they are down-to-earth. Then Zhao An doesn't dare to come in and accompany you for the final journey. What a shame."
"Haha, okay, I already told you to break up with him, can we stop talking about this topic?"
"Okay, little sister, it's a long night..."
"Can you please stop using that word too?"
"The long night..."
"Anything else?"
"The moon is dark and the wind is high, it's time to do something bad."
"..."
"I'm still young, and I've never even been with a partner. Sister, we've had such a good chat, and you're about to turn into a zombie. Before you change, can you give me a discount? Otherwise, it's a waste, don't you think? Who dares to actually kiss a zombie, I don’t dare anyway.”
"Well...little brother, you are really not a human being."
Some people died, but not completely...
