Li Xun is a villager in a remote village in Yuhua County, Yingzhou. Both his parents died when he was young. Only his grandfather is left in the world to depend on him. Because of this, I hardly ever beat or scold him and just go along with him in everything.
Lack of discipline, he has been naughty and mischievous since he was a child. When he grew up, he was even more sneaky and evil, often hanging out with the local gangsters nearby.
Because the character Xun is very similar to the character Gou, his grandfather often teased him and called him Ergou. As time went by, the name Ergou was occasionally heard by his "friends in the world". How could the uneducated hooligans know the character Gou? Dog became Li Xun's nickname.
The villagers also felt that it was only natural for a person like Li Xun to be called Ergou. Later, his real name was rarely mentioned again.
I don't care about this guy's bad reputation. He still goes his own way, stealing some idle property, sneaking into the widow's house, and robbing children's toys. Anyway, I don't do good things and I don't pick on bad things.
Although Li Ergou was bad, he was also a well-known filial son in the village. He gave all his remaining kindness to his grandfather. His grandfather had been ill in bed for many years. It was his meticulous care that allowed the old man to live a few more years. It can be said that This guy is either doing bad things or serving grandpa.
However, his grandfather was getting older after all, and he finally couldn't hold on for the past two years and passed away, leaving Li Ergou alone.
After the old man died, Li Ergou used all kinds of tricks to raise a lot of money and bury his grandfather in a grand ceremony.
Since then, Li Ergou has done more evil things. The people nearby are extremely disgusted with him and are unwilling to associate with him. He still doesn't care and has no repentance.
A few days ago, Li Ergou was wandering leisurely in the small town near the village as usual, sometimes picking up some food from this stall, and sometimes kicking in front of that stall.
If he meets a pretty lady boss, he will laugh at the stall owner for being cowardly while eating the lady boss's tofu.
Everyone who was bullied by Li Ergou dared not speak out in anger, and couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart, wishing that this hateful guy would die immediately.
Although Li Ergou seems arrogant and domineering, he is very measured. It takes skills and experience to do a good job as a gangster.
First of all, you need to have a deep understanding of the area where you hang out. Which family is rich, which family has a good background, and which family has relatives of martial arts masters. You need to know all these clearly. If you make any mistakes, you will be retaliated against.
Secondly, you have to be discerning. When you are bullying someone, you have to pay attention when you encounter a guy next to you who seems to have a sense of justice. Maybe he is a martial arts master or some big shot, so you must not start a fight with him. Conflict, as the saying goes, has to be picked on the soft side.
Finally, as an excellent ruffian, you must have excellent strength, fight fiercely, and have many brothers on the road. Only in this way can others be afraid of you, in order to create a deterrent, and you can crush weak persimmons without using your hands.
Li Ergou knows this well. He has been in the "jianghu" for more than ten years and has never been severely beaten. He has never been imprisoned by the government for questioning. He still lives a leisurely and comfortable life.
Li Ergou was walking proudly on the street. He felt how soft the butt of the pretty boss lady was. He really wished he could sneak into their house at night, knock the man out and become the groom himself.
Li Ergou is now in his thirties and is still alone. No girl wants to marry such a man, and he never thought that he would marry and have children. Thinking about those days makes him feel depressed.
Such a bachelor who has just tasted some sweetness will naturally have wild fantasies, but even if it is a fantasy, Li Ergou has not thought about killing people. He does not have the courage.
Just when Li Ergou was lost in thought, suddenly a pretty figure flashed away. He quickly turned around and walked back. Fortunately, the pretty figure was still there.
This is a beautiful woman standing by the window, wearing red clothes. Although the clothes look a bit dull, they can't hide her attractive figure. She also wears a flower on her head, which highlights her even more. of beauty.
Her mouth and nose are small, but her eyes are very big. Although there is a bit of incongruity, she is still extremely beautiful, especially her snow-white skin.
When the woman saw Li Ergou, she covered her mouth and smiled softly, with spring in her eyes. Li Ergou, a bachelor, had never seen such a charming woman. She looked at the window with a dazed look on her face and stood there for a long time.
Li Ergou felt that his eyes were blurred, and the woman disappeared. He thought to himself that this little lady must have been embarrassed by him, and he wanted to see which family this woman he had never seen before was from.
When he came back to his senses, he realized that he was standing at the door of a paper-making shop in the small town, and the window where the woman appeared was also the window of the paper-making shop.
Li Ergou thought to himself: "Lao Xu, who runs a paper shop, actually has such a big daughter? How could Lao Xu be so virtuous and give birth to such a handsome daughter?"
Lao Xu is the shopkeeper of this paper-making shop and the only paper-making master. This shop is very small, filled with all kinds of paper objects. It is the only paper shop in Baxiang. Lao Xu’s craftsmanship is also very good, and his life is pretty good.
Li Ergou naturally knows Lao Xu. After all, this is his territory. Lao Xu is the kind of soft persimmon that the gangsters often bully. However, a place like a paper shop is unlucky after all. Li Ergou and the others all learned from Lao Xu. Then take some money and run away.
Li Ergou felt that his soul had been taken away by the woman. Lao Xu was not afraid, so he rushed into the paper shop aggressively.
At this time, Lao Xu was in the paper-making shop, sitting on a stool and busy working on paper-making. When he saw such a disaster star like Li Ergou coming in, how could he dare to neglect, so he quickly stopped what he was doing and stood up. Welcome.
After Li Ergou entered the paper-making shop, he immediately saw the woman in red. The woman also saw him, but the woman seemed a little shy and hid behind Lao Xu.
"Old Xu, you are not kind." Li Ergou was very arrogant and scolded Lao Xu.
Lao Xu was stunned by these words. He didn't know what kind of medicine Li Ergou was selling, so he quickly said: "Master Li, what does this mean? I don't understand."
Lao Xu was used to being bullied by these gangsters. How dare he call Li Ergou by his first name? He nodded and bowed when he spoke, which was extremely humble.
Li Ergou was very satisfied with Lao Xu's attitude and looked at the woman in red with pride, but the woman's eyes dodged.
He thought to himself: "Your father is so respectful to me. If I don't let you accompany me tonight, it won't be over."
"Lao Xu, you said that you have such a beautiful daughter but you hid it so deeply that even I dared to hide it from you. Are you looking for a beating?" Li Ergou said to Lao Xu fiercely, pushing Lao Xu He was trembling with fright, but felt baffled by Li Ergou's words.
"Master Li, please don't talk nonsense. I, Lao Xu, have two sons. Where did I get my daughter from?" Lao Xu explained unjustly.
"..." Li Ergou pondered. There was nothing wrong with what Lao Xu said. He had also met Lao Xu's two sons, but the woman in red was hiding behind Lao Xu. Who could she be if it wasn't her daughter?
"Tell me, Lao Xu, who is this beautiful girl in red behind you? Your distant relative?" Li Ergou asked anxiously.
"Woman? Where is there any woman?" Lao Xu also confused Li Ergou. Looking back, there was no woman in red at all.
"Lao Xu, you dare to play tricks on me? This little lady is right behind you, why are you pretending to me?" Li Ergou got really anxious, grabbed Lao Xu's collar, pointed behind him and shouted angrily.
Lao Xu followed Li Ergou's hand and suddenly started to sweat.
"Master Li, is this the woman you are talking about?" Lao Xu also pointed behind him and said.
"Stop pretending now, yes, it's her! Who is this girl to you? If you keep pretending to be confused with me, I won't be polite!" Li Ergou raised his fist and threatened.
"Master Li, don't joke with me. What kind of girl is she? This is obviously the paper man made by me a few days ago!" Old Xu was really driven crazy at this time. He didn't know what kind of girl Li Er was. The dog was possessed by something evil today.
However, this paper man also made Lao Xu feel a little moved in his heart. A few days ago, when Lao Xu made this paper man, he always felt that this paper man was a little strange. When Lao Xu looked at her face, he always felt that the paper man was a little strange. I was also looking at him, and felt a slight chill when I passed by the paper man.
This made Lao Xu a little wary of the paper man. A place like Zhizhi Shop was naturally on guard against supernatural things. He directly took out the talisman he had obtained from the Buddhist master and pasted it behind the paper man to fuck them. People in this profession, whether they are Buddhas or ghosts, would rather believe that they are there than believe that they are not.
"Old Xu, this is boring. Do you really think that I am stupid?" Li Ergou's face was filled with anger. He felt that Old Xu was trying to scare him to protect the woman in red. He is a ruffian and is not afraid of others. frighten!
"My uncle, aren't you stupid? You have to treat the paper doll as a beauty..." Lao Xu secretly thought in his heart, but he did not dare to say it out loud.
"Master Li, I really didn't lie to you." Lao Xu said helplessly.
At this time, Li Ergou's heart moved: "Since Lao Xu deceived me, I might as well use his trick and snatch this little lady away!"
"Hmm... OK, I know this is a paper man." Li Ergou pondered for a moment and said seriously.
"However, my grandfather has been giving me dreams recently, saying that there is a lack of maids to serve over there. I think this paper figurine is good. I will burn her for my grandfather today." Li Ergou continued.
"Master Li, this..." Lao Xu hesitated. He thought of the weirdness of this paper man and was afraid that something might happen if Li Ergou took it away. It would be better if Li Ergou died, but if something happened and he was still alive, wouldn't he be able to skin Lao Xu?
Lao Li's performance fell into the eyes of Li Ergou, but he was manipulated by him and he didn't know what to do.
Thinking of this, Li Ergou quickly stepped forward and hugged the woman up. Feeling the softness on his body and the feeling of the little pink fist hitting his back, he thought to himself: "You dare to say this is a paper man? You are lying. !”
"Lao Xu, just give this paper person to me. I will treat her well! Hahaha." Li Ergou carried the woman and walked out the door with a proud smile.
This scene became completely different in Lao Xu's eyes. He saw Li Ergou carrying the paper man in red and walking towards the door. I don't know whether it was blown by the wind or touched by Li Ergou. The charm fell. , actually burned out of thin air in the air.
When Li Ergou was about to walk out of the door, the paper man looked up at Lao Xu with a ferocious smile. Lao Xu was so frightened that he stepped back, tripped over the stool behind him and knocked down a large piece of paper.
As Li Ergou was walking on the road, both the businessmen and passers-by on the street looked at Li Ergou secretly with strange expressions. I wonder what the notorious gangster was holding back by carrying a paper man on the street.
Not only did no one dare to talk in front of Li Ergou, nor did they dare to look at Li Ergou blatantly, this scene seemed to Li Ergou that these people were envious of him for having such a pretty little lady on his back.
After leaving the city, Li Ergou was the only one left on the road. The woman in red, who had been quiet for a long time, whispered in Li Ergou's ear: "Uncle, you snatched the little girl out of the paper shop. You have to keep the little girl innocent." Be responsible, how about we get married tonight?"
The woman's voice seems clear and sweet, but if you listen carefully, you will find that the voice is hollow and cold, without any life.
Li Ergou didn't care about so much now. When he heard the woman's words, his nose was filled with joy. He repeatedly agreed to find such a good thing. He never thought that he, Li Ergou, would get married one day.
The woman's body was quite light, and Li Ergou carried her back to the village without much effort.
At the door of his house, Li Ergou met an acquaintance. This person was similar in age to Li Ergou. His nickname was Daqi. He was not honest when he was a child. He often fooled around with Li Ergou. He had a good relationship with Li Ergou in the village. One of the few guys.
"Brother Dog, who are you carrying on your back? What a beautiful and big woman." Da Qi said with a smile.
Hearing what Da Qi said, Li Ergou's eyes lit up and he thought to himself: "This old Xu is still bluffing me. Even if I am wrong, how can others be wrong too? I picked up such a handsome daughter-in-law for nothing, haha Ha ha."
The more Li Ergou thought about it, the more proud he became, and he said to Da Qi: "This is a relative of Lao Xu, a paper shop owner in the city, and he is begging to be my wife today!"
Da Qi said with a look of envy: "It turns out to be my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law is so handsome, much prettier than my yellow-faced woman!"
"Daqi, you have no chance. Please find a beautiful wife in your next life." Li Ergou said cheerfully.
"Brother Dog, you don't want to hurt others like this. Okay, I won't interrupt your good work. Our yellow-faced woman is still waiting for me at home." Da Qi looked a little ugly, but he didn't dare to get angry and hurriedly made an excuse to leave.
After bidding farewell to Da Qi, Li Ergou hurriedly carried his wife home. A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold!
