Shi Dafan is best at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and he has an innate talent.
Relying on not-so-smart facial features and a silly smile, you can make yourself look like a mentally retarded person, thus achieving the purpose of lowering the other person's vigilance.
No one in the world is afraid of a fool. Pretending to be a fool is Shi Dafan's strongest weapon.
The sea wolf and tree wolf in front both fell into the trap, thinking that Shi Dafan was a funny guy with no ability. As a result, the boat capsized in the ditch and was killed.
Jackie Chan knew Shi Dafan well, and it was impossible for Shi Dafan to deceive him.
but.
Jackie Chan didn't want to see through it.
Because he knew that Shi Dafan was not only good at acting, but also an agile "hero", as nimble as a loach. It was not easy to catch him when the two sides were five steps away.
Jackie Chan must find a way to get within two steps before he has a chance to catch him successfully.
In order to prevent this little loach from being scared away and tricking him into coming over, Jackie Chan could only use Murong Fu's unique trick - to use his skills to give back to others.
"The hygienist is here to join the special forces? Are you here to make fun of me? Come here and follow me."
Jackie Chan also came to act stupid, pretending to be confused while pretending to understand.
Pretending that he had fallen into the trap of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, in turn lowered Shi Dafan's vigilance, making him think that the scheme had succeeded and proactively sent him to his door to prevent him from running away when things went wrong.
"Chief, don't you need handcuffs?"
Shi Dafan's eyes were rolling, but he was saying silly things and even reminded him to put on handcuffs.
"I am the instructor of the Langya Special Forces Brigade. Am I still afraid that you, a little hygienist, will run away? It's a joke, I will make your hands free of stress."
Jackie Chan is also working on his own appearance, disguising himself as an arrogant, stupid guy.
It's exactly the opposite of Shi Dafan's technique.
"Yes, yes, chief, you are the most powerful, how dare I jump in your hands."
"Stop talking nonsense, come here quickly and follow me."
Jackie Chan urged impatiently, turned around arrogantly, and started walking in front.
"hey-hey."
When Shi Dafan saw that Jackie Chan was so crazy, he was just a standard pretending to be stupid, and he suddenly felt confident. He walked forward and said, "Okay, I'll come right away. Chief, you are so kind to me." .”
"Okay, stop flattering and keep up."
Jackie Chan continued to reveal flaws while speaking, raising his hands behind his back and waving.
Shi Dafan was waiting for this opportunity. At this time, the distance was less than three steps. With a shake of his hand, he threw away his backpack and the medical kit.
There was a thick bandage in his hand.
He flew forward with two lunges, and tied a thick bandage around Jackie Chan's raised wrist. He kicked his right foot sideways and kicked Jackie Chan in the back of his foot. He kicked Jackie Chan to the ground on one knee, and the bandage was on Jackie Chan's ankle. Went around a few times.
Then, clasp the acupuncture point on Jackie Chan's left hand, wrap the bandage several times and pull hard.
Chiliu~
All the rear bandages are retracted toward the middle.
Under the action of special buckle pulleys, Jackie Chan's two hands and one foot were forcibly pulled to the middle and fixed in position on his back.
Jackie Chan's two hands and one foot were all tied behind his back, making him unable to move.
"hey-hey."
Shi Dafan executed a smooth combo and successfully controlled Jackie Chan. He walked in front of Jackie Chan from behind and said with a proud smile: "Chief, I'm offended. It's not an exaggeration for the health worker to wear a few rolls of bandages."
Shi Dafan used a high-quality thick bandage that could lift several hundred kilograms of weight. It was more than enough to tie up a person.
That's why he was so confident, he didn't rush to run away immediately, and even showed off in front of Jackie Chan.
"Yes, I am very skilled in tying people up. I am worthy of being a health worker from a family of traditional Chinese medicine and martial arts. They are just different from ordinary health workers." Jackie Chan said with a calm smile.
"Um?"
Shi Dafan frowned, Jackie Chan's reaction was not what he expected.
After being controlled by him, the sea wolf became furious because he found out that he had been tricked, and threatened and cursed loudly. This is what Shi Dafan wanted to see.
In addition, Jackie Chan talked about his background like a treasure trove, and he did his homework in advance as soon as he saw it.
This made him feel like something was wrong!
But for a while, my mind turned around a few times, and I couldn't figure out what was wrong.
Fortunately, he didn't have to think about it.
because……
Shi Dafan has finished fighting, now it's Jackie Chan's turn!
"Unfortunately, you are not the only one who can act, and you are not the only one who can pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger. There is another trick in the world, and it is called Lao, tiger, pretending to be a pig..."
Jackie Chan finished the last four words word by word, and you could see with the naked eye that the muscles all over his body were swelling rapidly.
Shi Dafan felt something was wrong and wanted to run away.
Unfortunately it's too late!
"Bang~"
It only took a second.
Jackie Chan relied on his inhuman violence to forcefully break all the bandages tied to his body, causing the explosive bandages to fly all over the sky.
A bandage that can bear hundreds of kilograms of weight is as weak as paper.
"I'm going to be so perverted."
Shi Dafan was so frightened by this scene that his eyes widened. When he realized something was wrong, he wanted to turn around and run away.
However, Shi Dafan can escape within five steps, and no one can escape from Jackie Chan's hands within three steps. Even if he is a cunning loach, Jackie Chan can use his violent power to crush him to death in his hands.
Jackie Chan broke open the bandage with a deadlift, and stretched out his hands like tiger claws.
His arms are over two meters long and his hands are as big as a basin.
"Pa~"
A crisp snapping sound.
Jackie Chan only used one slap, hitting Shi Dafan's buttocks hard, and Shi Dafan jumped out with a cry.
He fell to the ground in the embarrassing position of a dog chewing to death, grinning in pain and frantically touching his buttocks.
The force of Jackie Chan's slap was at least 600 kilograms.
This slap on the butt...
You can imagine it without taking off your pants.
After receiving a slap from Jackie Chan that sent people flying, Shi Dafan's butt looks so bad now, and the red slap marks are definitely forming quickly.
And Shi Dafan couldn't escape at all.
He was instantly killed by Jackie Chan's slap and lay on the ground unable to move at all.
"It's not an exaggeration to say that my 300-pound body is very strong."
Jackie Chan pulled off the remaining bandage on his hand and walked up to Shi Dafan, looking down at him with a smile on his lips.
"It's not an exaggeration, it's not an exaggeration, it's not an exaggeration at all. I ask the chief's men to spare my life. I can't spank you any more. If I spank you again, it will become a four-part spank."
Shi Dafan thought Jackie Chan was going to beat him, so he was so frightened that he covered his buttocks and begged for mercy.
It hurts. It really hurts.
But you have to beg for mercy first.
"Hahaha."
When Jackie Chan saw Shi Dafan's funny action, he held his butt tightly for fear of being violated, and did not continue to attack the little rookie.
In order to prevent him from playing any more tricks, I grabbed the waistband of his pants and lifted them up, then strode outside.
"Chief, where are you taking me? I was wrong. I admit defeat. I shouldn't show off in front of Guan Gong and still spare my life."
Shi Dafan was really scared of being beaten, and he begged for mercy with tears and runny nose.
His butt was burning, swollen and painful, making him realize that Jackie Chan's slap was not just a physical attack.
TMD also comes with its own magic attacks, and they are fire-type and cause burning pain.
Shi Dafan really couldn't bear it and couldn't help but beg for mercy.
Jackie Chan ignored Ti Shi Dafan's plea for mercy, carried him back to the wild wolves, threw him to the other lone wolves, and asked them to take him to the gathering place.
Asked the wild wolf: "I caught a little loach. This guy is quite a thief. He knocked over the sea wolf and tree wolf. I still have a few small brushes in my hand. How is the situation over there? Everyone has been caught now." ?"
"Both the sea wolf and the tree wolf failed?"
The wild wolf put down the telescope, looked at Shi Dafan next to him in surprise, and looked at Jackie Chan again.
A smile flashed in his eyes.
Spanking is a punishment used by parents to spank their children. I didn’t expect that Jackie Chan would use it on rookies.
It’s quite childish!
Then he continued to look through the binoculars and said: "Most of them have been caught, only the last few, a little clever, are left in front. Do you want to go and play?"
"Okay, let's go."
Jackie Chan strode into the back seat, and the Warrior military vehicle sank suddenly amidst the creaking sound.
Jackie Chan's favorite is to do prickly hair!
"Gray Wolf, get in the car and go catch that kid."
Ye Lang also crossed the front passenger seat and asked Ma Ma next to him to get in the car and start driving. Then he waved to Bai Lang and asked after Bai Lang came over: "Do you have live ammunition?"
"Bring it with me," Bai Lang replied.
"Put it on." Wild Wolf said simply.
"yes."
White Wolf began to change the magazine.
"Are you using live ammunition to catch that kid??" Ma Da got into the car and asked worriedly.
"How can hunting be done without live ammunition? Moreover, how can one let the giant wolf have fun alone?"
As the wild wolf spoke, he turned his head, looked at Jackie Chan who was sitting behind him, and said, "Giant wolf, let's make a deal first. This prey is mine."
Jackie Chan played with live ammunition with a machine gun, and just went out to catch a rookie himself. Now the wild wolf's hands are itchy.
"Okay."
Jackie Chan agreed wholeheartedly, but then changed the subject and said, "But if you can't handle it, then... don't blame me for taking action."
"Okay." Bai Lang handed over the gun.
"Don't worry, you have no chance."
The wild wolf took the sniper rifle from the white wolf, holding a grass stem in his mouth, and confidently ordered: "Come on, chase my prey."
Ma Da took one last look at the sniper rifle, frowned but said nothing more.
"Coo, coo, coo~"
Turn the car key.
Launch the warrior military vehicle and chase Zhuang Yan.
Zhuang Yan had already run out of the woods, discarded his backpack and turned into light clothing, allowing Zhuang Yan, who was already good at running, to run wildly on the grassland.
However, two legs could not outrun four wheels, and the Warrior military vehicle quickly caught up with him.
Zhuang Yan, who noticed that the military vehicle was catching up, ran faster and happier than before.
"The king of hell will catch the little devil, little devil, don't regret it."
When the chase was less than 30 meters away, the wild wolf got up from his seat, leaned on the guardrail between the driver's seat and the back seat, and aimed his gun at Zhuang Yan in front of him.
"Pah, pah, pah..."
The crisp gun shot one after another, shooting in the direction of Zhuang Yan.
Wild Wolf is worthy of being the captain and team leader of Lone Wolf. He is very accurate in shooting accurately. Even if he is moving on a moving car, he can hit wherever he points.
Zhuang Yan could clearly feel the bullet hitting behind his heel.
The splashed mud and small gravel even hit his back legs. While this made him panic, unknown fire also surged up.
"I used a machine gun when I got out of the car, and now I'm staring at him with a sniper rifle. Do you really treat me like meat on the chopping block, and you can do whatever you want with me?"
Zhuang Yan was afraid that bullets would damage his legs, so he could only run forward desperately.
But the more he ran, the more angry he became.
A sharp rise!
But the wild wolf had just gotten ahead of himself and fired five bullets. He stopped and threatened, "Run quickly, you're going to win the lottery. If you run too slowly, your legs will be broken. Don't blame me."
"Wild Wolf, that's about enough. Just scare the little rookie. Be careful that he collapses." Ma Da reminded.
"Ma Da is really a good squad leader. He is considerate and attentive to the soldiers. He matches well with the wild wolf. Although Ci is not in charge of soldiers, one of them has a black face and the other has a white face. Not to mention they match well."
Jackie Chan looked at the two people in the cab, feeling quite envious that Wild Wolf could have a deputy like Ma Da.
Ma Da was really worried about something happening. After all, guns and guns had no eyes, and he valued Zhuang Yan very much and believed from the bottom of his heart that Zhuang Yan was a good prospect.
If you injured your leg during training, it would be a shame to say goodbye to the special forces.
However, Wild Wolf's thoughts are actually the same as Jackie Chan's. It is true that Zhuang Yan is a good special forces soldier, but he also has many shortcomings.
If his faults cannot be removed, he will not be able to become a qualified special forces soldier.
And want to get rid of his faults.
Just like if you want to feel the beauty of a rose, you must be cruel to the rose and remove the thorns on the rose, so that it can become a perfect flower.
therefore.
The wild wolf was not merciful, but continued to shoot Zhuang Yan.
Just to cause Zhuang Yan to collapse.
The only way is to let him explode emotionally and expose his flaws, and then deal with it severely, letting him know that there is a better future, and his ability to be complacent is a joke.
Only after being hit hard could Zhuang Yan recognize himself and start a new life, and finally break through and become an outstanding special soldier.
"Pap-pap-pap-pap."
When the wild wolf fired the fourth shot, Zhuang Yan couldn't hold back his emotions.
Ever since he entered the army, Zhuang Yan had always had smooth sailing. When was Zhuang Yan, who was so mad at Yehuhu that no one could suppress him, ever experience such cowardice?
He was furious as a child.
Just stop running!
Completely forgetting that the soldier's oath of honor is still there even if the gun is lost, he threw the gun on the ground.
He turned around angrily, gritted his teeth, took out the Type 95 bayonet in his bag, and rushed madly towards the pursuing Warrior military vehicle.
"Chi~"
Ma Da was afraid of hitting Zhuang Yan, so he braked hard and stopped the car firmly.
Zhuang Yan, who was so angry that he lost his mind, shouted "Ahhh" and continued to rush forward.
He stepped on the hood with a long stride, grabbed the upper edge of the windshield with his left hand, held the saber with an ice pick in his right hand, and stabbed the wolf on the passenger side from top to bottom.
For those with experience in fighting.
A person who has lost his mind only looks fierce, but is actually not very threatening.
The wild wolf is an experienced person. He easily blocked the angry blow of Zhuang Yan, a newbie, with his left hand, and twisted Zhuang Yan's arm with his backhand.
With one force, he was thrown over and thrown from the hood of the car to the middle of the back seat.
"You're crazy, this is training."
Ma Da glared at Zhuang Yan, who was out of control. How could he be a special soldier with such a bad mentality? He tried to remind Zhuang Yan to wake up.
It's a pity that Zhuang Yan hasn't woken up yet, and he is the same as Xu Sanduo and Chengcai who haven't woken up yet.
Zhuang Yan has a lot of problems, such as too strong self-awareness, too strong competitive spirit, unable to bear any hardship, and explosive mentality.
Completely ignoring Ma Da's kind reminder, he cursed hysterically: "Are you trained like this? How dare you shoot? If you don't want me to live, then I'll let you all die. I'll fucking kill you."
Finished.
Zhuang Yan got up with the knife in his hand and continued to slash at the wild wolf with his knife without any remaining strength, which showed that he really had murderous intentions.
The wild wolf lost patience with such solemnity and showed no mercy.
Reflexively, the butt of the gun was thrust forward.
"Dong~"
The angle was very precise, and it hit Zhuang Yan's face, making him look like stars. He couldn't stand still and fell backwards, falling on the back seat.
It was very painful when the gun butt hit his head, and Ma Mo couldn't bear to see it and frowned.
But I have to say it.
Zhuang Yan's iron-headed head was really iron-clad. The wolf's rifle butt hit him in the face, but he didn't even faint.
Zhuang Yan wiped his nose and found that it was bleeding. Not only did he not repent, but he became even more angry.
Just then, Yunliwuli noticed someone sitting next to him. At a glance, he turned out to be the big guy who had hit him with a machine gun before. Now he was sitting there with a smile on his face.
Zhuang Yan thought Jackie Chan was laughing at him, and old and new hatreds came to his mind.
Coax a bit.
Exploded!
"Fuck, you're still laughing, I'll kill you."
Zhuang Yan, who was in extreme emotion, completely ignored the gap between him and Jackie Chan, and stabbed Jackie Chan in the chest with a knife.
He tried his best and was really deadly.
If he were to hit him, Jackie Chan would definitely have a big hole in his chest, and the blade would be completely immersed in his chest, which would definitely kill him.
Knowing that this was a selection training, he was frightened by the instructor with a gun, so he used the knife to kill people.
This proves that Zhuang Yan has enough potential and doesn't have to worry about being timid in actual combat. It also completely exposes the seriousness of Zhuang Yan's hidden problems.
"Iron cannot be hammered into a weapon, and a tree cannot be made into wood unless it is repaired. It must be repaired properly."
Jackie Chan stretched out his hand to block and grab Zhuang Yan, easily grabbing the wrist that Zhuang Yan was stabbing at. He grabbed his throat with his other hand and stood up from the car with a sudden movement.
Using the abnormal strength of Overlord Lifting the Cauldron, he lifted Zhuang Yan into the air with one hand.
Zhuang Yan was lifted up with his throat pinched, as if his neck was hung with a rope.
He couldn't breathe at all, his neck was in excruciating pain, and his brain was dazed and dizzy because the blood vessels on both sides were strangled and there was no blood supply.
His survival instinct was to break free, but his strength was in front of Jackie Chan.
As fragile as an ant.
In addition to making a hissing sound in his throat, his legs could still struggle weakly for a few times. The hand holding the knife was tightly squeezed and could not move at all. The remaining hand was scratching his neck, which had no effect at all. .
Zhuang Yan could only let the red veins pop up on his face. The world in front of him became increasingly blurry and dark. The lack of oxygen and suffocation made him feel like he was about to die.
"Giant Wolf, that's enough, that's enough, let him down."
Ma Da almost choked to death when he saw Zhuang Yan, and was so anxious that he kept trying to persuade him.
But no matter how anxious he was, he never took action.
Because he knows better than anyone else how abnormal Jackie Chan's hand-to-hand combat capabilities are. Let alone him alone, adding a wild wolf will be useless.
Without the use of a gun, he could not survive more than ten seconds in Jackie Chan's hands.
Lifting a strong man who is over 1.8 meters tall with one hand...
With Jackie Chan's abnormal strength and those muscles like hills, Ma Da is self-aware that even his bare-handed attacks may not be able to break Jackie Chan's defense.
The gap between the two sides is too big!
Seeing that Jackie Chan didn't listen to him at all, he still held Zhuang Yan in the air with one hand, while Zhuang Yan's struggling feet were getting weaker and weaker.
Ma Da could only find someone to ask for help: "Wild Wolf, please tell me quickly and don't cause trouble. This kid is just impulsive and emotionally broken. He doesn't really want to kill anyone. A lesson is enough."
"A tree that grows crookedly will only become firewood if it doesn't suffer."
Wild Wolf shook his head and stood by Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan was allowed to hold Zhuang Yan with one hand, until Zhuang Yan could no longer push his legs, his face turned the color of pig liver due to suffocation, and his eyes bulged out.
Just when he was about to take his last breath and die, he looked at Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan seemed to have a tacit understanding, and as if he was just waiting for this moment, he flicked Zhuang Yan on the chair with his backhand like a rotten piece of meat.
"Cough cough cough cough... vomit~"
Feeling like he was about to die, Zhuang Yan, who had already seen the door in the sky, was suddenly able to breathe air again, and was violently attacked by the desire to survive.
I breathed in so fast that I choked, and then I lay there and coughed uncomfortably, even to the point of vomiting.
The wild wolf just looked at Zhuang Yan calmly, huddled pitifully on the floor of the car in pain, and would not be able to return to the sun for at least ten minutes.
He calmly turned around again, sat on the chair, pressed the headset and called: "Wild wolf calls coyote, you caught a few rookies over there, it's over."
(End of chapter)
