Su Ling rubbed her chin and thought for a while, and suddenly she thought of a way.
It's just that this method is a bit risky and requires cheating the stupid system, but she has no other choice.
Su Ling rolled her eyes and asked.
"Tongzi, show me what's in the 'Gongdou Gift Pack' just now."
[Showing for the host]
The system interface in front of Su Ling displayed a bunch of things. She took a closer look and saw that this 'Gongdou Gift Pack' contained quite a lot of things.
There are musk pills, Huanyi incense, disfigurement powder... even erotic pictures.
"Tongzi, since Feizhou has a youth version, we and our families don't speak the same language. How about you get me a youth version of the 'Gongdou Gift Pack'?"
[Host, this is not suitable, in fact, there are others...]
"Ouch, there is a certain scheming guy who is still scheming about me and me, even though my host is almost dead. Is there any pattern left?"
【…】
"That Feizhou thing can be forcibly produced by a certain leader in several versions. The host doesn't care about it and still wants to support its work. Why is the host in trouble now and a certain leader is so ignorant?"
【…】
"This thing, and that thing, and this one... these are all in total, 999 salted fish coins."
【…】
"I'm sorry, I think I'd better wash it off."
【…make a deal! 】
Su Ling regretfully slapped her thigh. Hey, I wish I had known the price was lower. The system agreed immediately. It seems that I didn't get the wool! Let this kid earn it!
Su Ling was feeling annoyed when a system notification sounded in his mind.
[Congratulations to the host for successfully purchasing the 'Gongdou Gift Pack Special for Youth Edition' by spending 999 salted fish coins. Your current balance is 3022]
[May I ask if there is anything else the host needs to purchase? 】
"I won't buy it."
[Host, the system also has cold weapons worth less than 3,000 that you can recommend...]
Su Ling sighed inwardly and interrupted the system: "What's the use of buying cold weapons? I'll think of a solution in the next few days!"
After Su Ling finished speaking, no matter what the system said, she stopped talking, and now her plan officially began.
Su Ling closed the system interface, held the book in her hand and looked at Mr. Siyu calmly, who was still concentrating on polishing his ink.
Mr. Siyu smiled back at Su Ling, looked at the book in Su Ling's hand and secretly moved his sore wrist.
Su Ling put down the book and began to pretend to write with a pen, while actually observing Master Siyu's reaction from time to time.
Hmm... I've been alone for so long and haven't done anything. This shouldn't be a puppet work.
Although she had asked Long Wei to keep an eye on Mr. Siyu in advance, it was still very risky for the two of them to be in such close proximity. After all, with the puppet's strength, it would only take a few seconds to decapitate her at such a close distance.
But it's different now. The 'Gong Dou Gift Package' she bought from the system has 30 opportunities for danger warnings. If the puppet is around her and wants to do harm to her, she will be warned in advance in her mind.
Although the prompt only allowed her to make defensive preparations in advance to delay the puppet for a few seconds, these few seconds were enough for the dragon guard to react.
Even if she can't kill the puppet, it's still a good deal to save her life. After all, the premise of her plan is to survive first.
Seeing that Mr. Siyu was not a puppet, Su Ling threw away the pen in his hand, put his legs directly on the table, and said to Mr. Siyu.
"I'm tired from writing and decided to take a rest. You go and ask that white beauty to come over and tell me a story."
Mr. Siyu looked at the less than ten words written by Su Ling on the paper on the table, fell silent for a moment and went out.
After a while, Bai Meiren specially changed into a storyteller's outfit and walked in, giving Su Ling a wink.
"What book does Your Majesty want to hear from your servant?"
Su Ling picked up the shit beans and said casually.
"Whatever, you can say whatever you're good at."
Bai Meiren snickered when she heard this and began to speak eloquently.
Su Ling listened indifferently and heard Bai Meiren tell a story about a man who fell in love with the empress at first sight, and then after being doted on by the empress, the two of them had sex without shame.
While Bai Meiren spoke in explicit words, she glanced at Su Lingming graciously. On the surface, Su Ling looked as pale as a chrysanthemum, but in fact, she had goosebumps a hundred meters thick.
Su Lingzheng couldn't bear it when she heard the system beeping in her mind.
[Ding dong! It is detected that the host has additional behavior: don’t look for puppets, listen to the book here, and get salted fish coins*30]
Su Ling suppressed the corners of her mouth that were about to curl up. Very good, the stupid system has indeed been fooled!
Her plan is that as long as she pretends to eat salted fish every day while surviving, the system will keep sending her salted fish coins. It will not be a dream to get 5,999 salted fish coins in half a month!
Originally, she was worried that the system would be able to tell that she was excluding puppets, but now it seems that Tongzi's IQ cannot be overestimated, and her plan is completely feasible.
In order to make the system more convincing, Su Ling specifically spoke to the system.
"Tongzi, I think you just don't know how to enjoy happiness. Your host has finally experienced the experience of being an empress. If you don't eat, drink, have fun and look at beautiful men at this time, there will be no chance next time!"
The system went silent.
Its host is almost dead, but he is still in the mood to eat, drink, have fun and look at beautiful men. Isn't this appropriate? How many days will it take to eat? ! …It’s hard to live in unison!
Su Ling, who won an Oscar for her acting skills, has returned to her old profession. She has completely fooled the system with a few consecutive sentences.
The system finally couldn't bear it anymore, and another prompt sounded in Su Ling's mind.
[Ding dong! It is detected that the host has additional behavior: not looking for puppets, just want to eat, drink and have fun, get salted fish coins * 50]
When Su Ling heard this, he showed an expected smile, hiding his merit and fame.
It is impossible to eat a banquet. In a few days, she will give Wu Zi a little shock from the hot weapons of the 21st century!
Seeing that Bai Meiren was still immersed in the storyteller, Su Ling quickly stopped.
"Bai Mei is exhausted, and her throat is dry after talking for so long. Come here and give me a glass of water."
Bai Meiren was just about to say thank you, but she felt something was wrong. She walked up to Su Ling and poured Su Ling a glass of water.
Su Ling took the water and secretly put the poison test needle in the 'Gongdou Gift Pack' into the cup while Bai Mei wasn't paying attention, and found that everything was safe.
She took a sip and didn't notice any physical discomfort. She didn't use poison at such a good opportunity. There is a high probability that this person is not a puppet.
Su Ling silently labeled Bai Meiren 'safe'.
Since Bai Meiren is not a puppet, we have to invite the next male guest.
She must confirm all these male concubines before she can carry out her next plan. After all, they are her best tools for earning salted fish coins.
Su Ling put the water glass on the table, looked at Bai Mei's expectant eyes, smiled and spoke.
"I remember He Liang is from the northwest. I'm a little hungry now. Go and ask He Liang to come over and make me a bowl of beef noodles in person."
Bai Meiren blinked, almost thinking she heard wrongly.
