Because there are now more servants in Uncle Gu Ning's house, some rules must be followed, so Liu Guangyuan and the others are no longer able to have dinner together, so only Liu's father, Liu's mother and Liu Haonian's family are left at the dinner table.
When Liu Haojia came in, several people had already eaten. Liu Haonian was munching on food, and Liu's mother kept picking up food for him. Father Liu was holding a small wine cup and drinking the wine happily! Seeing Liu Haojia come in, Liu's father said: "Where have you run to? I didn't even mention sending a message home! Hurry up, the food has just been served, sit down and eat!"
Liu Haojia took the hand towel handed over by the maid and wiped his hands and face, then took the rice bowl and chopsticks handed over by Liu's mother, and said: "I'm so hungry! I had a meal with Lord Long Live this afternoon. In order to avoid suspicion, I drank every bite Didn’t eat it!”
As soon as these words came out, Father Liu almost threw the chopsticks in his hand! Even Liu's mother and Liu Haonian stopped and looked at him with wide eyes! Then Liu Haojia told the whole story. Father Liu's face turned from white to red, and from red to purple. He looked really good! Liu Haonian on the side was a little better, but Liu's mother was already pale!
After Liu Haojia finished speaking, Liu's father said in a trembling voice: "Second servant, so you've been fooling around outside for more than a year just to attract the emperor to see you?"
Liu Haojia nodded and said, "That's right! Otherwise, why would I smash someone's stall if nothing else happened? I have to pay for it!"
Father Liu said eagerly: "But will this method make His Majesty think you are a playboy? And if you want to see His Majesty, can't you go through normal channels? You must use this method!"
Liu Haojia said: "Through normal means? Which noble family do you think is willing to introduce us to His Majesty? They would like to hide His Majesty well so that no one else can see him for a lifetime! As for whether they will have a bad impression of me? Probably Won't!"
Liu's father was much calmer at this time, and began to look at the matter from an official's perspective, saying: "But your method is too crude, and others can see why at a glance! Even if His Majesty is too young to see it, the palace can There are so many eunuchs, and they will tell His Majesty!”
Liu Haojia sighed and said: "There is nothing we can do about it! I can't see His Majesty except this way! But fortunately, the result is not bad! Your Majesty said that he will come to see me next time he leaves the palace!"
After hearing this, Father Liu and the three of them finally let out a long breath! Father Liu pointed at Liu Haojia and said, "Xiao Er, remember this for me. If anything like this happens in the future, tell me first! I'm almost scared to death by you!"
Liu Haojia smiled and said, "If I tell you, will you agree to do this?"
Father Liu thought for a while and shook his head and said, "It's definitely not possible!"
Liu Haojia immediately continued: "That's why I won't say it first! But don't worry, I know these things well!"
After hearing this, Father Liu could only shake his head helplessly, because he knew that his son was just a child to outsiders, but he knew that he was a little monster who had become a spirit, and he had ideas in his mind one after another! Seeing that Gu Ningbo's mansion has almost become Liu Haojia's world! Fortunately, everything he did was beneficial to Gu Ningbo's mansion, so as a father, he couldn't say anything!
At this time, Mother Liu also helped: "Master, the waiter is also doing it for the good of our family! Besides, he is smart and will not cause trouble!"
Father Liu said angrily: "Humph, a loving mother often loses her son!"
After he finished speaking, he didn't bother to eat. He just drank one cup after another, thinking about his actions after getting on the line with the emperor. But after much deliberation, I can't get around Liu Haojia, and I'm afraid I have to ask for his opinion! So Father Liu drank the wine in his glass in a fit of anger, picked up his rice bowl and started eating! If you can't control it, then don't care! Anyway, I have a smart son, just leave it to him!
Liu Haojia took a deep breath after putting down his bowl and chopsticks when he was full! I used my brain too much this afternoon and consumed too much. I need a good rest! So he picked up his special teapot and went to the yard to rest.
Because every night was the time for weapon drills, he did not sit down and rest. Instead, he walked slowly in the yard, digesting his dinner while thinking about the possible movements of Emperor Wanli. But he thought about it and couldn't come up with an idea! Anyway, the bait has been thrown out now. As for whether the fish can bite the hook, it depends on the fish’s willingness!
While he was thinking wildly, his eldest brother Liu Haonian came quietly from behind, put his arm around his shoulders and whispered: "Second brother, you saw the emperor today. What does he look like?"
Liu Haojia felt very funny after hearing this, so he responded casually and said, "What else can I do? Two noses and one eye!"
Liu Haonian squeezed his shoulders hard and said: "I don't know he has two eyes and one nose! I asked him if he has purple energy or something? I am the emperor and he must be different from us. Otherwise, why should he be the emperor and we should be his ministers?"
Liu Haojia said helplessly: "That was created by his ancestor who conquered the world! Didn't our ancestor also fight to become a count?"
Liu Haonian said arrogantly: "Stop talking nonsense and quickly tell me what are the differences between this emperor and us?"
Liu Haojia could only helplessly explain Emperor Wanli's situation in detail, which made Liu Haonian very disappointed! However, he suddenly became interested in eunuchs again and pestered Liu Haojia to ask about Zhang Jia! He also encouraged Liu Haojia to take off his pants the next time he saw Zhang Jia to see what his crotch looked like inside?
These words made Liu Haojia angry and funny, but he still told Liu Haonian: "Brother, our family is different from the past! In the past, our family was no different from ordinary people, so we don't care about this! But in the future, our family will communicate with each other They are all nobles and wealthy people, so you have to be careful what you say! Especially those eunuchs are very petty, so don’t mention that they don’t have a penis, they will fight you tooth and nail!"
Liu Haonian nodded repeatedly after hearing this and said, "I know, I know, I'm just curious! I've never seen a eunuch before!"
Liu Haojia said: "What's so strange about eunuchs! Don't worry about it. They are all miserable people. Why bother hurting others?"
Liu Haonian curled his lips and said, "You are so boring..."
As soon as I said this, I heard Father Liu shouting from the side of the courtyard wall: "What are you two muttering about? Come over here and practice!"
Hearing Liu's father calling for someone, the two of them agreed in unison and ran to the weapons rack under the courtyard wall, arm in arm.
