The speed of the laser was so fast that Hu Tie didn't even see what he was hit by. When he looked down, he saw a round scar on his right knee and even a hole in his pants!
He didn't believe in gods and Buddhas, so he decided that it was Ming Xi who was causing trouble. He raised his head and looked at Ming Xi with resentment in his eyes, "Smelly bitch, I will fight with you!"
call out--
Another laser shot came and hit his left knee!
Hu Tie knelt on his knees and couldn't get his legs up!
"Ahhhhhh!!!" He was so angry that he was going crazy. He tried to get up with both arms, and his eyes were burned red with anger!
"Bitch! You bitch!!! I'm going to make you - oooooooooooo!"
Another laser shot hit his roaring mouth, hitting the base of his tongue so precisely that the second half of the sound was completely blurred.
The three people who followed Hu Tielai were so frightened by this scene that they no longer dared to stay here. They all screamed and ran away!
Mingxi was very disappointed.
Why did you run away? Wouldn't it be better to stay and open up wasteland?
Ergou, Mazi and others were also frightened. They knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing: "God of Joy, calm down! God of Joy, calm down! God of Joy, calm down!"
The villagers also knelt on the ground and did not dare to get up. Hu Tie's inarticulate screams could be heard in their ears, as if he was being tortured.
In fact, it didn't hurt that much, it was just an overreaction due to fear and anger.
Hu Tie held his mouth and rolled around on the ground. Someone actually reacted more exaggeratedly than him, lying on the ground and crying.
Ming Xi followed the sound of crying. The person crying was Shuanzi from Hexia Village. He didn't know whether he was born timid or was stimulated by Hu Tie's laser attack. Now he was crying with snot and tears, howling and screaming. : "Mom! Go back to the village quickly, don't force me to go back! I really can't go back! If I anger the God of Joy, I will become mute!"
Mingxi: "…………"
Gee, that's an exaggeration. I have obviously adjusted the laser intensity to the lowest level. At most, it will leave a scar on my tongue, which will not affect my speech.
Mother Shuanzi also cried loudly: "My son! Are you going to stay here to open up wasteland for the rest of your life? My poor son, your father and I are still asking you to marry a wife and have children, and to provide for us in the future... …”
The aunt cried and made a fuss. I don't know if she was affected by her emotions. At least three of the five pioneering boys had red eyes, and the dwarf even started sobbing softly.
Ergou was so angry that he scolded him in a low voice: "You're crying, do you want to get married and have children? What the hell, you are so poor, even if the God of Joy doesn't accept you, you will still do the same I can’t get a wife!”
The short man was stunned for a moment after being scolded, silently wiping his tears, "...that's true."
Ergou rolled his eyes fiercely.
When Zhao Lizheng saw how chaotic the scene was, he, as Li Zheng, had to step in and take charge of the overall situation.
He first looked up at the sky, but there was nothing unusual. Then he boldly stood up, coughed twice, and said: "Everyone, get up, listen to me -"
The villagers slowly stood up one by one and looked at Zhao Lizheng as if they were looking at the backbone.
"Li Zheng, a god really appeared just now. Our village won't suffer, right?"
"Yes, is the God of Joy angry because of Hu Tie? He won't be angry with us, right?"
"Will this year's harvest be affected? God bless us, our family has never done anything harmful..."
The villagers are solid-minded and care most about the crops in the fields.
Zhao Lizheng raised his hands and signaled everyone to be quiet, "Don't worry, everyone. In my opinion, this God of Joy is not an unreasonable god! He just let Hu Tie serve five years here for burglary and gathering people to make trouble. These are all That’s the truth! So, as long as we live our lives accordingly, we shouldn’t offend the gods!”
Having said that, it's still scary when a god suddenly appears and delivers divine punishment on the spot.
Zhao Lizheng looked at Mingxi and asked: "Madam of the Ming family, I heard that you were enlightened by the God of Joy in a dream. In your opinion, how should our village worship this god? Are there any taboos? Should we kill a pig? , to worship?"
"No need." Ming Xi smiled and replied, "The God of Joy doesn't eat pork, so if you kill a pig, you don't need to pay extra sacrifices. As long as the people in the village are happy and happy every day, the God of Joy will also be happy. .”
She glanced at Hu Tie and continued with the corners of her lips raised: "As for taboos, of course there are some. The God of Joy hates those who bully the weak, deceive, steal, and stir up trouble. We may not be the ones who do good things if we do good deeds. It will produce good results, but if you do evil things, you will definitely suffer punishment from heaven~~~"
The syllable of the last word was dragged out for a long time, and even a tough guy like Hu Tie felt chills running down his back. He covered his mouth and sat on the ground, his legs still trembling.
The location where the laser hit was too precise, and he didn't know if he would be hit again after he got up, so Hu Tie didn't dare to move.
Mother Shuanzi asked Mingxi with tears in her eyes: "Ms. Ming family, our Shuanzi has always been filial and sensible. It was only because of the instigation of Hu Tie in the village that he learned bad things! The God of Joy must be discerning. I'm only seventeen. If I really want to stay here to open up wasteland for five years, I don't know when we can get married, oh oh oh oh..."
Mingxi turned around and asked Shuanzi: "How many years does the God of Joy want you to stay here?"
Shuanzi was stunned for a moment and replied blankly: "One, one year..."
He wiped the tears from his face and suddenly no longer felt sad.
Good guy, he was so frightened just now that he thought that he would be finished if he was targeted by the God of Joy in this life, but now he realizes that he is only one year old!
It’s only been a year, what are you afraid of? !
Shuanzi suddenly felt relieved.
Sure enough, everything has to be compared. Compared with Hu Tie, who served a five-year sentence, he is not too relaxed with a one-year sentence!
Zhao Lizheng said to Shuan Ziniang: "Don't worry, the God of Joy is teaching them to change their minds, not to kill them. If you just leave it alone and let them wander outside, they may cause some trouble this year. Now, Although you are being punished, opening up wasteland is also a serious matter. After you have done the farm work, are you still worried that you will not be able to marry a wife in the future? "
Shuanzi Niang's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she suddenly felt like she was enlightened!
Her son was idle all day long, and she had been worried about it. She was worried about his gambling debts, worried about him getting into trouble due to fights, and worried that he would not be able to find a good marriage because he was not doing his job properly. Now that the God of Joy was helping her to train her son, why should she? cry? She should have set off firecrackers! This is simply a blessing from heaven!
Mother Shuanzi's expression changed from sadness to surprise, and she was still a little uncomfortable, "Hey, how can this be so embarrassing..."
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No, mother, what are you happy about? ? ?
Zhao Lizheng had a big plan, and said in a deep voice: "Since people are in our Heshang Village, I, as Lizheng, must not ignore them. I will gather the villagers later, and each household will put together some pots and pans. No matter what, we must Help them live their lives, as for daily meals..."
"I've packed the meals." Mingxi said.
Zhao Lizheng was slightly stunned and looked at Mingxi.
Mingsong hesitated and said to Mingxi, "Sister, there are quite a few of them."
Mingsong's family has two young boys, and their appetites often surprise the couple. But for his sister, six young men in their prime in the wasteland, Mingsong's appetites are unimaginable.
Ming Xi said generously: "After all, I bought the wasteland, and they helped me open up the wasteland. I dare not eat chicken, duck and fish every day, but I can still afford three meals a day."
Shuanzi Niang's expression at this moment was simply beaming with joy! ——Not only did he help her discipline her son, but he also provided him with three meals a day for free. How could such a good thing exist in the world?
"Ouch! Thank you so much!" Madam Shuanzi said happily, "Ms. Ming family, my Shuanzi is entrusted to you!"
Shuanzi hesitantly called out: "Mother..."
Do you need to be so happy? ! !
