"You are so short and so angry!"
After a long while, Cheng Jingmo said this in a low voice. After finishing speaking, he glanced at the two soldiers to make sure they didn't understand what it meant.
Yu Xiangnian on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
"Cheng Jingmo, you are so cute!" She laughed so hard that she was out of breath. "I'll make you mad too, a hundred times more than you!"
Cheng Jingmo said quietly: "Okay, I'm hanging up."
"Hey...wait a minute, the last sentence." Yu Xiangnian said, "I'm not mad, but fascinated. I think you are short and obsessed. Goodbye!"
Cheng Jingmo put down the phone when a beeping sound came from the phone.
I'm so embarrassed. Why did he remember that he was so angry?
During those few days in Beijing, he saw Yu Xiangnian's English textbook and curiously flipped through a few pages, until Yu Xiangnian saw it.
Yu Xiangnian volunteered to teach him some simple English, and he remembered some of it.
What: I am short, you are oil, he is fat, apple is grandma, pear is fart...
Yu Xiangnian hung up the phone and couldn't help laughing.
Xiaojie looked shocked, "Auntie, did you hang up the phone?"
"Um!"
"I haven't said it yet..." Xiaojie said aggrievedly.
Yu Xiangnian said confidently, "You kid, you are at home every day and you can call him at any time. Why do you want to fight with me for these three to five minutes?!"
Xiaojie: "..."
He thought that he would wait for his aunt to come back and play together. His uncle was usually busy at work, which would save him a few trips.
Seeing Xiaojie's depressed look, Yu Xiangnian comforted him again.
"Your uncle is answering the phone in the duty room, so it's inconvenient to talk. Next week, he will go to my house. You can talk to him carefully for as long as you want!"
Xiaojie: "Oh..."
"Your uncle asked me to tell you to be obedient and study hard. He is very angry with you!"
"Why are you so mad at me?"
"Ask him personally next week!"
After dinner, Yu Xiangnian was about to write a second letter. Seeing Xiaojie's carefree look, Yu Xiangnian had a "vicious" idea.
"Classmate Fang Junjie." Yu Xiangnian called Xiaojie in front of him, "Do you miss your uncle very much?"
Xiaojie nodded heavily.
"Then why don't you write a letter to your uncle?"
"Write a letter?" Xiaojie was confused, "I have never written before and I don't know how to write."
"It's very simple. Just write down some of the things that happened to you at school and home this week, whether you were happy or unhappy, and what you think you want your uncle to know. Just write it in!"
Xiaojie seemed to understand.
Yu Xiangnian took him back to his room, took out a piece of paper, and said, "You can write whatever you want. If you don't know the words, use homophones to replace them."
I originally wanted to use pinyin instead, but considering that Cheng Jingmo didn't know pinyin, I just used the homonym.
Xiaojie wrote that he made three friends in school, Grandma Lin asked someone to make some clothes for him, and Lin also taught him how to ride a bicycle. He has not learned yet...he wrote more than a page.
"By the way, I also wrote mine." Yu Xiangnian leaned leisurely on the bed, holding a celebrity biography in his hand and reading, "I said, you write it!"
With Xiaojie as a ghostwriter, Yu Xiangnian also told Cheng Jingmo about interesting things that happened in school and wrote another page.
After finishing writing, it was almost time to go to bed, and Xiaojie shook his sore right hand.
Yu Xiangnian picked it up, looked at it twice, and nodded with satisfaction, "Yes! It's well written. I will write to your uncle every week from now on to let him know all aspects of your situation, so that he can feel at ease."
Xiaojie was dubious.
Looking at his aunt's expression, he always had a feeling of evil intentions, but thinking about it, it shouldn't be a bad thing since he was writing a letter to his uncle.
Yu Xiangnian touched Xiaojie's head and said "kindly", "I will send it tomorrow. You can go and wash up and sleep."
After Xiaojie left, Yu Xiangnian added a sentence at the bottom of the letter: Husband, I love you and miss you, and your daughter misses you too ღ( ´・ᴗ・` )
Cheng Jingmo received the first letter from Yu Xiangnian on Monday.
He opened the envelope and as soon as he took out the letter, the letter in his hand was taken away.
"Yu Xiangyang, do you understand privacy?" he asked with a calm expression.
"Understood!" Yu Xiangyang said with a playful smile, "Why are you talking about privacy with me?"
Cheng Jingmo snatched the letter from his hand and opened it to read. It only contained less than half a page.
Yu Xiangyang took a sneak peek and saw the last sentence.
"Eh..." he said with a look of disgust, "You guys are so disgusting!"
Cheng Jingmo said: "What do you know?"
"I don't understand." Yu Xiangyang is also a studious person, "Let me ask you, what does the mUa at the end mean?"
Cheng Jingmo: "...it means kissing."
I don’t even understand this!
It's really hard to communicate with a man like this who has never even been kissed!
Yu Xiangyang was even more disgusted, "Shameless!"
Cheng Jingmo also disliked him, "Stop talking to me." He didn't understand anything!
Yu Xiangyang punched Cheng Jingmo on the shoulder in dissatisfaction.
"This afternoon, let's go out to eat together." Yu Xiangyang said.
"Why do you want to go out to eat when you're so good?" Cheng Jingmo asked.
"You can eat if you are told. Can I bribe you?" Yu Xiangyang said, "You are the only one at home now, and you don't have to rush back to cook and wash!"
Cheng Jingmo said: "I won't go unless you give me a valid reason."
Yu Xiangyang thought about it and realized that he couldn't deceive Cheng Jingmo, so he said, "My mother took me to meet a friend."
Cheng Jingmo quickly realized that Zhao Ruozhu had arranged for Yu Xiangyang to go on a blind date. The corners of his lips curved slightly, "Sure enough, mother and son are connected. She knew that you were in love, so she arranged it for you."
Yu Xiangyang wanted to slap himself in the mouth, but who knew that when he casually said it, he hit the mark.
Then he thought of Lin Ye, and it was all his fault that little brat said those words out of nowhere, causing him to find a reason to run away!
"I am a machine without emotions." Yu Xiangyang said, "If my mother hadn't threatened me that if I didn't go, she wouldn't let me in the house, so I wouldn't have gone to see her."
The blind date arranged for him this time is Aunt Li's niece, Wang Junfang, who is 20 years old and is a doctor at the People's Hospital.
Cheng Jingmo said: "Then you have a good chat with me, maybe you'll get the right eye. I won't disturb you."
"Don't ask me for help if you have anything to do in the future!" Yu Xiangyang said harshly.
"Okay, I won't look for you."
Yu Xiangyang punched Cheng Jingmo again and walked out of the office cursing.
Cheng Jingmo read the letter again.
He didn't want the little black pig either. In his heart he always thought he was a daughter, a white and soft daughter.
After work, Cheng Jingmo went to the cafeteria to finish his meal, then went home to read and study.
Yu Xiangyang rode his bicycle into the city and arrived at the state-owned hotel.
Zhao Ruozhu, Aunt Li, and a girl about twenty years old were already sitting at the dinner table waiting.
"Xiang Yang!" Zhao Ruozhu stood up and waved to Xiang Yang.
Yu Xiangyang pursed his lips and walked over reluctantly. As soon as he walked in front of Zhao Ruozhu and called "Mom", he felt a pain in his arm.