On the road to the entrance of the Hero League, several figures suddenly appeared and slowly approached.
But before they could get closer, they were stopped by two League of Legends guards: "Stop! What are you doing!"
"You two adults are really noble people who forget things. Tao Yong, the young man, is the clerk of Luanlou." Tao Yong hurriedly introduced himself.
"Tao Yong? If you don't stay well in Luan Tower, why do you come to our League of Heroes?" One of the guards looked at him carefully and relaxed his vigilance slightly.
"Two adults, we are here to deliver food." Tao Yong said with a smile on his face.
"Food delivery?" The two looked at each other. They had not heard of any food delivery.
"It's like this, gentlemen, the deputy leader has been to Luanlou a few days ago, and these are his orders." Before leaving, Qiao Cui told Tao Yong that no matter what happened, as long as the deputy leader was dragged away There was no problem when it came out. Although Tao Yong was puzzled, seeing that the original plan could not work, he could only give it a try.
"Wait a moment!" The guard hesitated and said hello to the inside, and saw a figure approaching.
"What's going on here?"
"They said they were delivering food to the deputy leader..." the guard responded and continued: "Have you heard that the deputy leader has been to Luan Tower recently?"
"How is it possible? The deputy leader has been staying closed during the day, and no one can even be seen." The visitor shrugged, and it seemed that he was very familiar with the habits of the Hua Zhi.
"Sure enough, there is a problem..." The guard nodded, "It's clear, I'll drive him away now."
"Wait!" The visitor suddenly remembered something and called the guard back: "But the deputy leader seems to have left at night, and more than once!"
"Really..." the guard nodded, "This one is going to deliver food to the deputy leader. We really can't get away from here. How about you do me a favor and take him there?"
"It's okay." The visitor waved to Tao Yong without any hesitation: "Let's go, I'll wait for you over there."
"One person is enough to deliver the food. Tao Yong, please bring your things! As for the two people behind, you should go back first!" The guard motioned for Tao Yong to follow.
"Master Guard!" Tao Yong shook his head hurriedly, "These two are called Scarface and Broom Eyebrow, and they are the chefs of our Luanlou. Some dishes need to be processed on-site, so we can't leave them behind!"
The guard looked at the two of them carefully and felt that these two guys looked more like butchers than chefs!
"It's okay to let them in, but for safety reasons, you have to let me check these boxes!" the guard said, pointing behind several people.
"Sir, this box contains some basic ingredients. There is no need to check..." A thin layer of sweat broke out on Tao Yong's forehead.
"Don't worry, we are just doing a simple inspection and will not embarrass you. We are also very curious about what ingredients are packed in such a big box?" the guard said while pointing to the large box behind Scarface and Broombrow.
…
"What should I do?" While the two guards were checking the ingredients, Scarface pulled Tao Yong to him and asked in a low voice.
"What else can we do? Just act according to the situation..." Tao Yong scratched his head anxiously, "If it doesn't work, let's just say... just say that this box is filled with recipes!"
When they went to discuss the matter with Scarface and Broom Eyebrow, they found that they knew nothing about the magic circle, so they could only stuff books about the magic circle in one after another, trying to make ends meet, but they didn't expect what would happen. This situation.
"What are you whispering over there?" The distance between them and the guards was not far, and although the content was vague, the sound could still be heard.
"No...it's nothing. We are saying that this box is full of recipes, so there should be no need to check it!" Tao Yong forced a smile.
"Recipe? Didn't you just say that there are ingredients in it?" The inconsistent words made the guard suspicious, "Open it for me!"
"Okay..." Tao Yong glanced at Scar Face and Broom Eyebrow, and could only force himself to pry open the box, secretly praying that the two guards were illiterate.
The wooden box is opened, and then a long time
of silence.
"What the hell is going on here?" Someone finally spoke first.
"Back to you two adults, here...is the recipe..." Tao Yong didn't dare to breathe, and answered according to the previously agreed upon answer.
"Recipe? Please explain to me clearly, what kind of recipe is this?" The guard looked confused.
Tao Yong, who was not tall, hurriedly jumped onto the short box next to him, but when he saw the contents of the box clearly, his vision went black and he almost fell back to the ground.
In this huge wooden box, there was half a book somewhere. The only thing inside was a black and fleshy thing, and it was the woman who suddenly disappeared before. Unexpectedly, this guy actually hid. In this place!
Tao Yong really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Tao Yong, I'm asking you, what kind of recipe is this?" When Tao Yong didn't answer, the guard asked.
"Sir, this... this is our newly developed recipe, it's called "Roast Suckling Pig"! Tao Yong said bravely.
"Suckling pig?" The guard took off the sword from his waist and struck it against the woman. A clanging sound was heard, like iron objects colliding. "You call this a suckling pig?"
"Hahaha... Your Majesty, you don't know. This kind of food has been specially processed. It's actually crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, not as hard as it appears on the surface." Scarface saw Tao Yong's face turning red from holding back, so he hurriedly helped make up a lie.
"Really?" The guard put his palm on my body and touched it. It was smooth and very warm: "Yes, the hair is shaved cleanly, as if it had been burnt by fire... It's just..."
"Just what?"
"It's just that I don't understand why you have to put on a pair of obscene pants for this thing?" The guard patted my butt.
"This..." Scarface didn't know the reason, but at this point, he couldn't say that he didn't know: "This... was just to keep warm."
"I see..." The guard nodded in understanding, "I understand, please close the lid quickly!"
"puff…"
Tao Yong had just lifted the lid when he heard a series of strange noises coming from the box, causing a stench all around.
"Oops!" Something strange happened suddenly. Tao Yong, Scarface, and Broom Eyebrow all turned black at the same time, secretly thinking that something was wrong. When does this girl fart, but at this critical moment.
The guard was naturally aware of this situation, and his expression suddenly became solemn: "Tao Yong..."
"Two adults, please listen to my explanation..."
"Tao Yong, you have to prove it to me! I just did a simple test, and the leak has nothing to do with me!" The guard ignored Tao Yong and hurriedly interrupted the former.
"Hahaha... Don't worry, Lord Guard. These ingredients are just cold and discouraged, it's okay." Broom Eyebrow hurriedly took the lid and covered the box tightly.
…
After following the leader and turning left and right for a while, they finally stopped in front of a building.
"The deputy leader's residence is ahead. You should put your things in the corner first, and then follow me to say hello to the deputy leader." This man was very cautious and did not take his eyes away from these people from the beginning to the end.
"What should we do now?" Scarface was a little nervous. He whispered while placing the goods, "How about we kill this guy now..." Scarface raised his hand and made a gesture on his neck.
"No!" Tao Yong shook his head, "You have also seen the situation on the road. Although there are few people here on the surface, there are countless pairs of eyes watching behind the scenes. Before the matter of the magic circle is resolved, it is better not to cause trouble. good!"
"You guys, hurry up!" Seeing a few people dawdling, the man urged impatiently.
"Come here!" Tao Yong responded, then lowered his voice: "I have met this deputy leader a few times, and there should be no problem with a few perfunctory words, so again, act according to circumstances..."
Arriving in front of the house, the man motioned for several people to stop, and then said respectfully: "Sir, Deputy Leader, these people from Luanlou said that you asked them to come here. May I ask if this is the case?"
When Tao Yong heard this, his heart beat wildly. Unexpectedly,
This guy's question was so direct, and he suddenly regretted not listening to Scarface's opinion before.
"..." But strangely, there was no response from the room.
"Sir, deputy leader, are you here?" The man continued to ask, already holding the door with his palm.
"Get out! Don't disturb my rest!" Suddenly, an angry shout came from the room.
"I'm really sorry, Deputy Leader, I will ask the people from Luanlou to leave." The man was so frightened that he retracted his hand.
"No need!" Another response came from the room.
"What do you mean, deputy leader...but to see them?" The man suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
"Get out! Don't disturb my rest!"
"Uh...then I'll take them away now!"
"No need to!"
"..." Not only the heroic ally who led the way, but also Tao Yong and the others were confused. Although they knew that the deputy leader had a weird temper, they did not expect that he would be so weird. .
Seeing that the situation at hand was deadlocked, Tao Yong hurriedly stopped the man and said, "Sir, otherwise we should go in personally and I won't bother you with this matter!"
"That's fine!" The man was worried about how to leave. After hearing this, he hurriedly said goodbye as if he had received an amnesty.
"Are we really going in?" Scarface asked tentatively when he saw the man disappearing into the distance.
"Come in! Ahem..." Realizing that his voice was a bit loud, Tao Yong hurriedly lowered his voice: "What are you going in for? Let's go first!"
But just as they were about to turn around and leave, a shout suddenly came from the room: "Come in! Come in! Come in!"
Tao Yong's face froze and he sighed: "Oh, I still can't hide what is coming."
When he opened the door, he saw a mess. It was almost impossible to find a place to stay. He didn't know how the deputy leader could live in this pig's nest-like place.
After taking a few steps, a screen came into view. Behind the screen was a figure, leaning lazily on the back of a chair.
"My lord, deputy leader, little Tao Yong, the reason for my unpretentious visit is because I heard that you have been working hard day and night, and I want to come and improve your food..." Tao Yong reacted quickly and hurriedly made up some flattering words.
"No need!" A roar came from behind the screen.
"Uh... If the deputy leader doesn't need it, then Tao Yong will resign first!" They have important things to do and don't want to stay here any longer.
"No need!" The same words came out in response to him.
The more Tao Yong listened, the more strange he became. Why did the voice come from a high place despite the fact that the deputy leader was leaning on the back of his chair.
"Deputy leader, are you here?" Tao Yong reassured the two of them and then asked tentatively.
"Get out! Don't disturb my rest!"
"Sir, deputy leader, we are leaving now!"
"No need to!"
As expected by Tao Yong, the person on the other side of the screen responded in the same way.
Tao Yong strode to the back of the screen and laughed dumbly. There was no deputy leader behind him, and the one who spoke was actually a myna.
And the figure they saw before was just a dummy disguised by a few piles of clothes.
"Everyone said that this deputy leader is unreliable, but now it turns out that he is well-deserved..."
