Chapter 3: "Departure - All Living Beings" Chapter 48: Being able to bend, stretch, think well, think about good ideas, be dirty, and feel sad in my heart

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"Thank you sir, I'll take the first step..."

After saying goodbye to "left foot, right foot", Lu Chun finally left the scope of Wutu Cave and strode towards the distance. Not long after, a black shadow fell head-on and stepped firmly on Lu Chun's shoulder.

The moment the man appeared, Wu Yun had already noticed in advance that the situation was not good, so he left and hid first. Although the man noticed the dark clouds flashing past at that time, there were many wild beasts near Wutu Cave, so he didn't take it to heart.

Now that Wuyun saw that Lu Chun was brought out safe and sound, he followed him all the way. When he saw that this place was not close to Wutu Cave, he showed up again.

But Wu Yun had just stood on Lu Chun's shoulder, and before the latter could say anything, he choked on the smell of Lu Chun's body and fell directly from his shoulder, lying on the ground and gagging repeatedly.

Lu Chun originally complained about the dark clouds' behavior of flying away when the disaster was approaching, but when he saw the situation in front of him, he was overjoyed: "Hahaha... I didn't expect that you, a black pig, would be like this. Come and beat me. You are here to beat me." Fool!"

Although Wu Yun was angry when he heard this, Lu Chun seemed to have been soaked in a cesspit, making him want to take action but unable to get close. It could only gnash its teeth and growl a few times to vent its anger.

Although Lu Chun seemed relaxed on his face and was still thinking about teasing Wu Yun, he was extremely depressed in his heart.

He followed "Captain Skull" this time, originally just to learn about old grudges. But he didn't expect that in the end he not only figured out the identity of this person, but also got involved in more difficult problems!

From Lu Tong's words, Lu Chun already understood that the disaster of the Yuhu Sect was unavoidable. If this was the case, was there some way to minimize the losses?

But after thinking about it, he really had no idea, especially since the stench from his body penetrated his nostrils from time to time. He could only speed up his pace and look for a place to bathe and change clothes in Yangdu City to solve the most difficult problem now.

Lu Chun was using Zhengqi to speed up his pace, and the speed was naturally not slow. If someone happened to pass by at this time, he would only feel a huge stench sweeping past him, and not even half of the person could be caught.

Although Wu Yun who was following him was bloated and looked like a lazy piece of meat that couldn't be supported, he ran at the same speed!

Seeing this scene, Lu Chun suddenly felt a desire to compete in his heart. He wanted to see who was faster, between himself and the dark cloud, so he activated his Zheng Qi with all his strength, and turned into two phantoms with the dark cloud towards the Yangtze River. Everybody rush!

If it were before, Lu Chun would have to rely on his strength to support his body, and it would take several days to reach such a long distance. But now his body has been completely baptized by Zhengqi, and it only took him half a day to reach Yangdu City.

Because it was already late at night in Yangdu, it was impossible to enter through the gate. Lu Chun looked around and saw a slight damage to the city wall in a corner of Yangdu, and he immediately had an idea in his mind.

"I'm talking about Black Pig, we just competed in speed but we couldn't decide the winner. How about we compete now to see who can reach the city wall first?"

Although there are a lot of damages on the city wall here, the gaps are quite large. Lu Chun, with his long hands and feet, can naturally use these grooves to climb up. But on the other hand, even if the dark clouds were flattened and spread out, they would only be the size of an ordinary person's forearm. Lu Chun was already prepared to laugh at it.

But just after Lu Chun finished speaking, before he could feel proud for a long time, he saw a cold light flash on Wuyun's four claws, and four sets of barbs appeared! Then it sneered at Lu Chun again, and climbed up along the wall a few times, just like taking a leisurely stroll in the garden without encountering any trouble!

Lu Chun had preconceived ideas and was considering things from his own perspective. He had forgotten this incident after all. He could only lament that he had shot himself in the foot, and then he didn't dare to hesitate anymore and hurriedly chased after him. .

Although the dark clouds crawled on the city wall as if they were on the ground, they had been running for too long and were already a little tired. After climbing, they could only stop for a while to rest. However, Lu Chun's Zheng Qi was running non-stop, and he was able to use his hands and feet at the same speed. He was unexpectedly caught up with him.

"Hehe, I said Heizhu, it's time for you to lose weight..." Seeing victory in sight, Lu Chun turned his head and taunted the dark clouds around him, "You take your time and rest, I have to take a step first... Ouch..."

Before Lu Chun finished speaking, he saw Wuyun leap horizontally from the wall and directly stepped on top of his head. Then he kicked off his limbs and jumped to the city wall.

"You black pig! You're cheating! It doesn't matter!" Lu Chun's eyes turned black when he was kicked, and he almost fell down, breaking into a cold sweat. By the time he reacted, Dark Cloud was already standing on the city wall, and he was so angry that he tilted his nose and cursed in a low voice.

But Wuyun ignored him and suddenly turned around and disappeared in front of Lu Chun. Although the latter was unwilling, he could only speed up and flipped up with his arms...

"Did you hear anything?" Above the city gate, several soldiers were patrolling. Suddenly someone stopped and looked back with a torch.

The leading soldier, who looked like a captain, heard the words and signaled a few people to stop, and then listened carefully, and sure enough, he heard a rustling sound coming from outside the city wall.

The captain hurriedly signaled to several people to extinguish the torches, then put his palm on the saber at his waist, leaned forward and looked outside...

It didn't matter. He saw two golden lights on the edge of the city wall staring at him. He was so shocked that he took a breath, but before he could react and put a few people on guard, he felt his eyes go dark and lost consciousness. .

Lu Chun just climbed over the wall and saw several figures lying on the ground in front of him. He couldn't help but exclaimed. However, when he checked their breathing and found that these people were just unconscious, he relaxed. Quite a few.

"Black pig...what is going on? Forget it, no matter what the situation is, let's leave quickly, otherwise we will be in trouble!" Lu Chun looked around, then hurriedly escaped from the stairs outside the city wall with Wu Yun.

"Go, go, go... we are closed here! Don't disturb our business... Please come in, please!" A waiter who looked like a waiter saw the smelly Lu Chun and hurriedly pinched his nose to chase him away. Then he greeted a handsome young man next to him with a smile.

"I said you guy..." Lu Chun was treated differently before entering the inn, and he was naturally very dissatisfied. He originally wanted to use violence, but after thinking about it carefully, it was not easy for anyone, so he could only shake his head and turn around to leave, not wanting to embarrass this person anymore, "Oh... forget it..."

"It's so late... Where did this stinky beggar come from? It's really unlucky!" The waiter at the shop was relieved to see that the plague god was finally driven away.

In order to gain the trust of Lu Tong and others, Lu Chun spent a lot of money. Before leaving, he spent all his money on pleasing the two feet, and he didn't keep any extra.

At this moment, Lu Chun regretted it very much. If he had known that having no money would frustrate the hero, he might as well have left some money so that he would not have to worry about anything.

"By the way, there is that kid! I hope he won't be as snobbish as this guy..." Lu Chun thought to himself, and then walked towards the inn where he stayed the day before.

"Sir... what are your orders?" Compared to the previous inn, the waiter's attitude here was much better. Although his face was ugly, he could still squeeze out a smile to greet Lu Chun.

"Man... I've encountered something. I don't have any money for the time being. I want to borrow your treasure land to wash up. I will double the compensation in the future. Is that possible?" Lu Chun asked.

The waiter looked hesitant for a moment, thinking that he would be in trouble when he was away from home, so he had to agree.

But before he opened his mouth, he heard a burst of curses coming from the hall: "Damn it, Mr. Ge! Where is the stench coming from? It's really offending!"

"You damn beggar, if you want to beg for food or drink, go to the swill bucket at the back. Don't pollute the atmosphere here!"

"Staff, why are you paying attention to him? Get him away quickly! Bad luck!"

"This..." The waiter was helpless and could only look at Lu Chun apologetically.

"That's all, they are all a bunch of guys who look down on others... Even though I have a good temper now, if it were in the past, I would definitely skin you!" Although Lu Chun was filthy, his aura was still there. There was a cold snort, but no one dared to say anything anymore.

"Forget it...I still don't believe that I can't find a place to stay in Yangdu City!" Lu Chun clasped his fists at the waiter and turned to leave.

But he hadn't left for long when he heard someone calling him from behind, and it turned out to be the waiter from the store who just chased him.

"Senior, stay here...Senior, stay here..."

"What's up?"

"I see that my senior has an extraordinary demeanor, and he must be an extraordinary person! But this is the way the world is today. Even though you are the king of heaven, it is difficult to achieve anything without money... Although the money is not much, I hope it can help my senior tide over the difficulties and solve the urgent needs... Please accept it, senior!" With that said, the waiter took out a money bag from his arms and handed it over.

"You're quite interesting, kid..." After hearing what he said, Lu Chun's originally depressed mood became much better. But instead of picking it up, he pushed it back with his hand, "I appreciate your kindness, but you'd better take the money back..."

"Senior, are you too few? It's a pity that I only have so much..." The waiter in the shop felt a little disappointed.

"Hahaha... Don't get me wrong, kid! As the saying goes, etiquette is more important than affection. I have already remembered your kindness!" Lu Chun smiled and comforted, "It's just that after all, these are all your property, and I don't want to do it because of myself." Let others suffer losses!"

"It's okay, senior..." The waiter felt relieved, but still wanted to give the money away.

"This money is really not necessary for me...but there is something I need your help with..." Lu Chun refused again, and then said.

"Okay..." Seeing that Lu Chun refused to accept anything, the waiter could only take the money back and said seriously: "Senior, if you have anything to do, just ask!"

Seeing the nervous look of the waiter, Lu Chun also smiled: "You don't have to be nervous, I just want you to find someone for me..." After saying that, Lu Chun described the appearance of the waiter who had been in contact with him before. Describe it.

"Oh, senior is asking about him..." The waiter suddenly realized, and then looked regretful, "It would have been better if senior had come earlier, but unfortunately he is no longer here..."

"What did you say!" Lu Chun was shocked.