"Don't sit on the ground. Get up. The ground is cold." Wu Erbai patted the little girl's head without intending to punish her.
Wu You felt that Wu Erbai was really scary, and he was up to something conspiratorial. He was afraid that he would not be able to defeat Wu Erbai when he arrived in the underworld, so it seemed that the only option was to use her thirty-six strategies.
"Uh-huh, uncle, I miss you so much~" Wu You threw Mi Yan behind him with his backhand, then hugged Wu Erbai's thigh and refused to let go.
Wu Erbai raised his eyebrows, holding back a smile and asked, "Oh? Really? But I just saw a tube of something that looked like smoke. Isn't it for me?"
"What kind of smoke? Uncle Er, are you wrong because you haven't had any rest? Besides, where can I, an underage junior high school student, get some kind of smoke?" Wu You raised his head and looked at Wu Er with a pair of dog eyes. white.
The cute look of the little girl made Wu Erbai's mind wander for a moment, but he soon realized that this girl hasn't given up yet: "Maybe I saw it wrong. It's already very late. Go back to bed quickly."
Wu You snorted and rubbed Wu Erbai's trouser legs with his furry head coquettishly: "No, I had a nightmare just now. I was scared to be alone and wanted to sleep with my second uncle."
"Okay, let's go, it just so happens that I have to take a rest."
When Wu You heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he instantly felt aroused again: Hey, old man, I am a young man who can stay up all night, how about you? When the time comes, I will give you a puff of smoke when you fall asleep. If you don't want to be free and unrestrained as usual, hum!
Looking at Wu You who was curled up in a ball under the quilt, Wu Erbai slowly followed the other person's hair as before: "Close your eyes and go to bed quickly."
"Second uncle, aren't you going to sleep?" After saying that, he moved inside and patted the vacant space.
Wu Erbai sighed, lay down, turned off the light and continued to coax Wu You to sleep.
Wu You closed his eyes and counted, waiting for the moment when Wu Erbai's consciousness was blurred. He went straight to the smoke, imagining himself running wantonly outside.
Two minutes later...
Looking at Wu You who was so comfortable that he began to snore, Wu Erbai was speechless for a while. If he guessed correctly, there must be smoke in the little girl's pocket. Come on, everyone is asleep and they can't run away tonight. , he wouldn’t have to endure it any longer.
He stood up, put on a coat and walked towards the guest room, followed by Er Jing: "Second Master, is the Second Miss sleeping?"
Wu Erbai nodded: "Now that the child is older, he is more noisy than before. Wu Xie didn't think so much before."
"Second Miss has been much more mature than other children since she was a child. I'm afraid other children only know how to mess around at this time." When Er Jing thought of Wu Xie's rebellious appearance in adolescence, he grinned a little because of his toothache.
After all, those broken wooden sticks are still in the ancestral hall.
Wu Erbai agrees with this. He personally raised Wu You by pooping and peeing. He is no different from his biological father. When he was a child, Wu You was just like a little adult, always looking calm and steady. He looks like a little old man, but now he not only dares to sneak out in the middle of the night, but he is also always thinking about finding that brat Wu Xie.
What's so good about that boy Wu Xie? He eats instant noodles all day long and his shop is half-dead. How can he be as comfortable and comfortable as his place? When did his food, clothing, housing and transportation compare to hers? Why don't you want to stay here? Do you think he is too old to have anything in common?
At this time, Wu Erbai was like an abandoned old father who disliked anyone of the opposite sex.
Seeing that his second master's face was getting worse, Er Jing thought that Wu Erbai was not feeling well. After entering the guest room, Wu Erbai was stunned by the way Er Jing was cleaning up the room: "Second Master, have a good rest. Let’s talk about the young lady’s affairs tomorrow.”
The second day.
After Wu You washed up, he sat in front of the mirror and looked at himself.
"Host, I don't know if it's my imagination, but I think your skin has improved a lot. Could it be that you slept in beauty sleep?" The system said with some gloating, pointing to the skin that was so good that it was even glowing.
"you shut up!"
Wu You was speechless. Isn't Wu Erbai a big boss who takes both black and white? How can he be so good at coaxing children to sleep? This has made her so energetic that she can run around the earth three times.
As if sensing what Wu You was thinking, the system spoke again: "Host, don't forget, Wu Erbai personally changed your diapers when you were a baby."
"I told you to shut up, don't you understand?" Wu You's face turned red instantly. She was a girl who hadn't had time to get married yet. Her future husband didn't touch her buttocks, but she touched Wu Erbai's chest muscles many times. , although it feels good in the hand.
At that time, she was extremely social. However, she couldn't even turn over as a baby. By the time she was able to explore the world, she had become accustomed to being served like this. Not to mention, Wu Erbai, a new baby daddy, was really He is very handsome, much better than her biological father in this world.
Wu Yibai and his wife's child-rearing skills were not as good as Wu Xie's half-year-old child. In their hands, she would starve to the point of dizziness.
"Host, if you don't find a way to get out, everything will be over." The system is a little sad. If its host is an adult, it doesn't have to be supervised when it goes out.
"But you also saw that the two of them didn't give me a chance at all, unless I could escape." Wu You sighed, a little anxious: "You said it would be great if there was an escape talisman or something like that in the mall."
"Host, this is the world of tomb robbers, not the world of cultivating immortals." The system was speechless.
On the dinner table.
Wu Erbai watched Wu You looking at the bowl in a daze, poking at the bowl with his chopsticks and not eating much: "Is it not to your liking?"
"Huh? Ah, no, it's quite delicious, hehe~" Wu You quickly apologized.
"Still thinking about going out?" Wu Erbai raised his eyebrows.
"No way, second uncle, I can't wait to stick to you every day." Wu You smiled more and more obediently.
Old man! I just want to run, so why not! If you have the ability, don’t let me catch you!
Wu Erbai sighed and said: "In the past, you did go to your brother during winter and summer vacations, but this year the situation is different."
Wu Xie should be going to Qinghai soon according to the plan, and he can't let Wu You get involved.
"But I haven't seen my brother for more than a year. Last time he promised me to treat me to a meal outside the building. My third uncle is also in the hospital." Wu You felt aggrieved and looked carefully at the expression in his eyes. Vaguely covered with two clear tears.
As if that wasn't enough, Wu You simply sat next to Wu Erbai and pulled off his sleeves, vaguely crying: "Second uncle, let me take a look, just one look!" After saying that, he stretched out his finger. He gestured hard.
Wu Erbai felt a little soft-hearted.
In fact, it's okay to let her go. Wu You himself has nothing to do with Jiumen, and he is a child who is still in school and will not attract anyone's attention: "Then I will ask Er Jing to send you there."
Wu You was stunned for a moment, not expecting Wu Erbai to agree, and then violent ecstasy came to his heart: "That's true! Second uncle, you are so good, I like you the most!" Wu You, who was so excited, almost couldn't hold it back. Give Wu Erbai a bite.
This cheap second uncle is quite particular.
Seeing the little girl jumping three feet high and almost knocking the table over, she quickly added: "I'll stay there for two days and then come back. Your brother has something else to do."
"Okay! But there's no need for Uncle Jing. He still has to take care of your business. Just find someone to take me to the airport. I'm almost an adult and I'm not that delicate." Wu You quickly agreed, and in order to increase reliability Sex, and stood up and patted his chest.
Wu Erbai was amused by Wu You's proud little look, and touched the other person's little head lovingly. Now Wu You's tail was even more raised, and he jumped directly into Wu Erbai's arms and praised Wu Erbai. There are things in the sky and nothing on the earth. Er Jingdu, who was passing by the door, almost fell down.
