Could you please temper your over-inflated benevolence and righteousness a little bit?
Haven’t you heard of killing the Holy Mother first in the last days?
Chen Qing never expected it!
He felt that with the white robe, Feng Qingyang would be invincible in this fire earth.
Unexpectedly, he was defeated by the trick.
What's this plan?
Holding the emperor hostage to order the princes to plot?
I was speechless for a long time, but I couldn't help but be curious.
Except for Kui Guan, the dirty soil is firmly controlled by the general. The enemy's control comes from the fire soil.
But in his mind, Fire and Earth are all lava monsters. The brain capacity of these things cannot even contain the word "strategy", right?
"What's wrong with you?"
"Comed from fire and earth."
When I didn't ask.
"What does it look like?"
"uncanny workmanship."
Chen Qing: "..."
Can anyone teach me how to communicate with mentally ill patients?
Chen Qing was angry and wanted to laugh.
Have you ever seen two policemen making mermaid records?
Yes, that’s what it feels like!
The white robe is a good thing, it requires a wanted order or something like that.
But you have to have photos.
Trying to control his emotions: "Uh... Disciple, please describe the appearance of the evil man. Don't use idioms!"
Feng Qingyang thought for a moment and said slowly: "Random development, a rare occurrence in a thousand years, disaster area reconstruction."
Chen Qing took two deep breaths: "Xiao Qian, do you know how to communicate with mentally ill people?"
"Why don't you let him draw it."
Yeah!
When Feng Qingyang got better, Chen Qing immediately asked him to draw the appearance of this evil man on the ground.
result……
One eye looks at the sky and the other looks at the ground. The teeth are divided into four classes. One class stands guard, one class looks out, one class stands at attention, and one class takes a rest.
Chen Qing has seen a lot of abstract things now, but he still feels that this image is too abstract.
never mind……
Go ask the general.
A golden light came to the side of the general.
There was a war between the dirty earth and the fire earth, but this guy didn't even notify me!
Chen Qing put on a serious face and said with dignity: "Such a big thing happened, why didn't you inform me?"
With the blessing of the master's identity, coupled with Chen Qing's increased strength, although he usually does not show authority, the general immediately panicked.
He quickly knelt down and said, "How can such a trivial matter deserve the Lord's worries?"
Huh?
So good at talking?
"My lord, if I am unable to capture the Fire Earth within a year, I would like to apologize!"
The general looked at the smoke billowing from the fire and earth: "General, we must conquer endless territory for our lord! If you can't even take down this small fire and earth, how can you have the face to leave this small world?"
this……
Jun Bao, do you need to roll it up like this?
It makes me, master, look like a capitalist with good fortune.
If I write a memoir in the future, I already have a name:
"The ghost pet worked too hard and became the common master of the world"
"What hurt Feng Qingyang?"
"The general didn't look very carefully. He was glowing all over and he was very fast. Only Feng Qingyang and Yin Jiao could catch up."
Is Feng Qingyang so fast?
His ghost energy value is only in his early 100s now! At the level of a first-level evil spirit...
"Can you find this thing?"
"I will pass on the order from now on."
The general made arrangements quickly.
Although the general's words for "filthy earth" and "fire earth" are prefixed with "little", after all, there are millions of square kilometers, so it's really not easy to find him.
"Tell me what caused this war."
"this……"
The general looked troubled, "Well...even if everything is peaceful for the time being, there will eventually be a battle. It's just a matter of sooner or later."
"Is it the one who hired Yin Jiao again?"
When he was still a ghost sedan, the guy's aura was already full. After he was promoted to a hidden sedan, he became even more lawless. Chen Qing was still a little more restrained.
Once Chen Qing leaves, who can control him?
The first lava attack occurred because Yin Jiao scooped up hundreds of tons of water to drench the lava monster.
Is this something a normal brain can do?
This is the same as blowing up cow shit with firecrackers... No, it's blowing up a hornet's nest! What's the difference?
"Hidden sedan! Come here and die!"
This guy is extremely fast, second only to Chen Qing who has the golden light.
Arrive in a moment.
Chen Qing was slapped on the head and face!
"Ahhh! Master! Master!! I was wrong!!! I was wrong!!!"
"Help, Master!! Ah!! Wrong, wrong, wrong!!"
Chen Qing finally vented his anger and asked angrily: "Ask the general and he won't tell you. Tell yourself what you did!"
Yin Jiao gave the general a look that said, "Good brother, next time I'll protect you. Another day I'll treat you to a drink, 1982 Lafite, plus five pounds of crayfish."
Then he said leisurely: "Those lava were sleeping in the lava, so I... I scooped up water and poured it on them..."
"Well... Also, I found their leader. He held a grand ceremony. Thousands of lava monsters witnessed that he wanted to sleep with a lava girl..."
This thing...can still do that?
Chen Qing thinks his imagination is too poor? I can't even imagine what it would be like.
A grand ceremony?
Witnessed by thousands of people?
What kind of underworld gameplay is this?
"I took the Netherworld team and lurked by the lava pool, waiting for him to release arrows while he was having fun, and then...then poured a load of water on him."
Chen Qing: "..."
You are really mean!
"besides……"
besides? !
"They have a sacred mountain. They seemed to be holding some kind of ceremony that day, a ceremony to worship the heavens or something like that. There was a big gem on the top of the mountain. The monsters all knelt down towards the gem, so I snatched it away."
Chen Qing: "..."
You are really, really mean!
Just as he was about to ask where the gem was, Yin Jiao said again: "There is more."
besides? ! ? ! ?
Chen Qing took a few deep breaths.
Squeezing out a smile: "Please speak."
"They gave birth to a little monster. He was skinny and numb. He must be the young master or something. I snatched it from the little monster. Then they went crazy, Master!"
"I didn't do anything! They were chasing me like crazy! There were so many of them!"
Chen Qing: "..."
"Xiao Qian, I feel like I'm going to kill him, hurry up! Please try to persuade me, I can't help it anymore."
Qianmian Niang said weakly: "I also want to kill him."
A long time later, when Chen Qing talked about this day, he was still extremely proud: That day, I actually endured it.
"Where is the gem? Where is the young master of the monster?"
"Here, there," the hidden sedan body swayed slightly: "Eh? Eh? Where's my gem! Where's my kid?!"
Something climbed down from the door of the hidden sedan. It was too bright and dazzling, making everyone unable to open their eyes.
After a while, I squinted and saw that it was a big, chubby baby.
Big baby!
It clearly looks like a suckling baby, but its body is about the size of an adult.
It looks majestic and cute.
If you look closely, you can see that there are a pair of very small wings on the back that have not yet grown.
There are webs between the fingers and the pupils are vertical...
"Hey, where's my gem! Hey, where's my kid?!"
The hidden sedan was still looking for it, and the flower-waisted bride pointed at the cute girl: "That's him, he ate the gem."
"Why did you just feed it to him?!" Yin Jiao was stunned:
"Then that gem is as big as a pig! Did he eat it?!"
The gorgeous bride giggled:
"Yes, he ate it."