Zhang Yuanqing's mood at this moment can only be described with two words: "fuck". Lao Bangzi did not return to the spiritual realm, but he still ate at my house. He said to you, your majestic Mountain Goddess, how can the simple food in your humble house catch your eye? Please hurry up and go back to the spiritual realm.
To be honest, although Empress Sandaoshan behaved like a "righteous god", Zhang Yuanqing was still extremely afraid of her and was instinctively nervous and restrained in front of her. On the one hand, people in lower positions are instinctively afraid when facing people in higher positions. On the other hand, before killing the dungeon, Zhang Yuanqing was deeply afraid of Lao Bangzi and regarded her as an imaginary enemy. Even now, he and Lao Bangzi had only met three times, and that feeling of fear would not be eliminated so quickly.
This Mountain Goddess was an ancient goddess of sun travel and did not have the three views of modern people. In front of her, Zhang Yuanqing did not have the confidence to be a "top student" when facing Elder Dog. As a rising star in the Five Elements Alliance, even if he rubs the elder's head angrily, the elder will tolerate it. But if you try rubbing Lao Bangzi’s head, I’ll blow your head off with my backhand. The family seemed to understand something when they saw Motoko's suddenly stiff face and the way he stopped at the entrance, not daring to enter the house. They thought to themselves that this kid wouldn't be able to do both things. As the heir to the scum of the family, he could do something like this. Things don't seem strange.
The first scum of the family looked at the cold-looking Blood Rose, then at Guan Ya, whose face immediately fell. Finally, he looked at Zhang Yuanqing and said in disbelief, "This, this... both of them are girlfriends."
"It's very impressive. He is worthy of being the successor of my mantle. He has the same demeanor as I did back then."
"Does it have the same demeanor you had back then? What kind of demeanor? Please explain clearly!" My aunt's eyes widened. "Just kidding..." Uncle said.
Girlfriend, uncle, are you kidding me? How can I, your nephew, be worthy of such a girlfriend? If you insist on bringing it up, I am at best the face of others... Zhang Yuanqing felt nervous and instinctively looked at Lao Bangzi, She was afraid that her uncle's unrestrained words would anger her.
Fortunately, Empress Sandaoshan had withdrawn her gaze and continued to enjoy the food. She said calmly: "Don't be nervous, I will leave after finishing the meal." 'She is appeasing Yuanshi Tianzun.
But to the ears of the family, these words seemed to be a calm warning from a high-ranking girl, and the atmosphere became even more embarrassing for a while. After eating, he left... Zhang Yuanqing felt slightly relieved. He coughed hard and introduced: "Grandpa, grandma, this is my girlfriend Guan Ya." At the same time, he understood why the atmosphere at the dinner table was so awkward. The family regarded Lao Bangzi as He has a girlfriend. Guan Ya forced a smile and said: "Grandpa and grandma..."
She glanced at Yuanshi's family, and when she saw Jiang Yuyi, who had a round face and a sweet face, her expression suddenly froze.
She knew this girl, she had dealt with it in the obstetrics and gynecology department of Pingtai Hospital... Guan Ya suddenly had the urge to rush out of the door, but was held tightly by Zhang Yuanqing.
-Zhang Yuanqing obviously felt that Guan Ya's hand stiffened, and he exerted force silently, as if he wanted to throw it away.
Grandma glanced at Guan Ya, said "Hey" with a straight face, and said in a tone of "I was too embarrassed, so I didn't know how to respond, so I had to be indifferent"! "Sit down and eat."
After saying that, she vaguely felt that her grandson's second boat seemed familiar, but she couldn't remember it for a while.
The grandfather's wrinkled old face showed no expression. He nodded sternly as a greeting, and then glanced at his grandson without leaving any trace.
The righteous retired police chief was already thinking about how to clean up after dinner. Jiang Yuyi's cheeks suddenly puffed up and he took a deep look at Guan Ya. She lowered her head to eat, her eyes moving rapidly as if she was planning something.
What are these things? My life mentor didn’t teach me how to deal with such a situation... Zhang Yuanqing took a deep breath, forced Guan Ya to sit down, and said to his aunt: "Aunt, what happened last time when my cousin was promoted? It's Guan Ya's help."
When the aunt heard this, her attitude changed drastically. It turned out that this girl was helping her son. She was slightly hostile to Guan Ya just now. "Guan Ya, right? I'm Motoko's aunt. Oh, the little girl is so handsome. She matches my Motoko very well."
Auntie enthusiastically served Guan Ya some food and asked for her welfare, which made Lao Siji feel a little more comfortable and forced out a faint smile. The atmosphere warmed up a little, and Zhang Yuanqing took advantage of the situation and said:
"Guan Ya is my girlfriend, this, this..." He glanced at Lao Bangzi and explained to his family: This is my friend.
My friend came to the house for dinner without saying a word and was able to enter the house. She even knew the password of the house. Grandma didn't believe it and just looked at her grandson coldly. Grandpa the Sheriff obviously didn't believe it either.
Lao Bangzi, who was chewing slowly, stopped his chopsticks at this time, looked at Zhang Yuanqing, frowned and said: "What do you mean girlfriend? Although she doesn't speak, the changes in the expressions of these mortals are all seen. Hmm. She didn't know what "girlfriend" meant. Zhang Yuanqing was stunned for a moment. This was different from what he thought.
If Lao Bangzi knows the concept of "girlfriend", then there will be no problem if he explains the interpersonal relationship clearly. On the contrary, if Lao Bangzi knows the concept of "girlfriend" as the last wife, she is an ancient person and a tall girl.
The Mountain Goddess above will definitely feel offended.
————These ordinary people actually think that I am the fiancée of the ant Yuanshi Tianzun? What a shame and humiliation, let’s destroy the family!
Well, Lao Bangzi should not do such a thing, but making her displeased is a very fatal thing in itself... Zhang Yuanqing explained seriously: "We have deep friendship with female friends. Lao Bangzi nodded slightly and continued to enjoy dinner. .
Zhang Yuanqing turned his head, looked at Guan Ya, and performed a set of expression exercises on her.
He planned to comfort Guan Ya first, tell her the "true face" of Blood Rose, and eliminate Lao Siji's unhappiness.
If Yuan Shi secretly used the Infernal Corpse to pretend to be his girlfriend, and if he really had any unusual relationship with that spiritual servant, then there really would be no need to invite me home for dinner, let alone such an oolong...his series His expression tells me that he has something unspeakable now. He is very afraid, no, afraid of his own infernal corpse, but this is unreasonable... Guan Ya silently read Yuan Shi's micro-expression, relying on his insight ability to make an analysis in his mind.
Let's hear what he explains later. 2. Guan Ya is obviously not an unreasonable girl. She took a deep breath, smiled and wrote to her aunt:
"With a little effort, Chief Chen has excellent professional skills and his promotion is based on his real ability. I'm just doing a small favor." "That's pretty awesome." "My aunt smiled broadly and said, "By the way, what does your family do...
Without waiting for Guan Ya to answer, my aunt glanced at Lao Bangzi opposite, and thinking of her answer just now, she quickly changed the topic: "Eat, eat, eat." Zhang Yuanqing also said, "Eat, eat, eat..."
He wanted to wait until Lao Bangzi had eaten well and returned to the spiritual realm before explaining to Guan Ya and his family.
Although the accident of Lao Bangzi staying at the dining table caught him off guard, overall, "it's not a big problem." At this time, the aunt, who was holding her job and had been silent, looked at Lao Bangzi and explained seriously, "Girlfriends are lovers. fiancée. Lao Bangzi's posture while picking up vegetables froze, his expression slightly cold.
"!!" Zhang Yuanqing looked at his aunt with a dull expression, thinking to himself, aunt, you are talking about aunt and nephew, there is no need for you to stab me in the back?! He looked at Lao Bangzi cautiously.
Yuan Shi seemed to be frightened... Guan Ya glanced at him and felt dark in her heart. Although Yuan Shi didn't explain the situation, she already understood that something was wrong at this dinner, and she felt angry. Jiang Yuyi didn't seem to notice his nephew's pale face. He turned to look at Guan Ya and said in surprise:
"Hey, I saw you in the obstetrics and gynecology department, and you asked me how to prepare for pregnancy. I never heard Motoko say that she would have a baby so soon..." As soon as these words came out, everyone except Lao Bangzi looked at Got Guan Ya. Grandpa and grandma's expressions darkened. Chen Yuanjun looked surprised. He didn't expect the goddess of the Kangyang District Public Security Bureau to be such a woman with such a wild private life.
I have been to the obstetrics and gynecology department, and I am also preparing for pregnancy... Motoko is a girlfriend I recently dated... My aunt also silently put away her smile. MIII
Guan Ya sat there with a stiff posture, her pretty face turned red and white, she was angry and anxious, she wanted to defend herself, but she didn't know how to explain it, and if the person involved explained it, it would only get darker and darker.
This aunt from Yuanshi, with just one sentence, her image was completely ruined. Guan Ya has lived for more than twenty years and has never encountered such an embarrassing thing.
Zhang Yuanqing just breathed a sigh of relief because Lao Bangzi was not angry. Hearing this, he looked at his aunt again with a dull expression and said to his heart, aunt and nephew, there is no need for you to stab me in the back again and again, right?! In the silent silence , Lao Liuzi put down his chopsticks, stood up Yingying, and said coldly and calmly, "Thank you for the hospitality. The food in this world is very delicious. I am very satisfied. I will leave first." Zhang Yuanqing did not bother to appease Guan Ya, and stood up hurriedly, saying, "The door is here. Bian, I, I will send you...
He didn't want his family to see Lao Bangzi enter the bedroom and return. Lao Bangzi gave him a neutral look, "Yes"
Zhang Yuanqing immediately ran to the bedroom, opened the drawer, took out the magic pestle and hid it in his pocket. Under the blank gaze of the family, he opened the security door and made a gesture of invitation. Lao Bangzi walked lightly through the living room, entrance hall, and walked out of the house.
Zhang Yuanqing led her to the corridor, avoiding the blind spot of the surveillance camera, and breathed out a long breath: "Congratulations, empress." Empress Sandaoshan looked at her silently, as if I have caused you trouble. "Zhang Yuanqing lowered his head and said continuously: "It's as sweet as glutinous rice, it's as sweet as glutinous rice." "
The Empress of Sandao Mountain nodded slightly, and for a second, the golden light surged in Xuewei's body.) After illuminating the dark corridor, Songbai's golden light rushed into the Demon-Conquering Pestle, and then dissipated, and the corridor returned to darkness. Phew, finally, the corridor returned to darkness. Sending him off... Zhang Yuanqing muttered in his heart, controlled Blood Rose to stand by in the corridor, and then returned home with the Demon-Conquering Pestle. He had just opened the security door and before he even stepped into the living room, he heard his grandmother say:
"Guan Ya, I remembered it. When A Bing disappeared, you were the one who came to take notes, right? You and Yuan Zi were at that time...
Grandma did not finish her words, but her expression was full of distrust: "You are a member of society, how can you help my cabbage? He is still a child."
...Guan Ya was silent for a moment, she really couldn't stay any longer, so she stood up and said, "Sorry, I still have something to do, let's eat some other time." She held on to her last demeanor, nodded to the two old men, and then picked up her bag. He quickly passed Zhang Yuanqing and left the Chen family. The family did not try to persuade him to stay, but looked at Zhang Yuanqing silently.
Zhang Yuanqing looked at his aunt silently, and after a long while, he gritted his teeth and said, "What a sin~" He turned around and went out to chase Guan Ya.
"What are these things!" Grandpa slapped his chopsticks on the table angrily.
The whole family looked solemn, but Jiang Yubai was heartless. He greeted everyone with a smile: "Eat, eat, Mom, Mom, the soup you made today is so delicious." The night was dark, the sun had just sunk into the horizon, and the night air was filled with laughter. The heat of the day remains. "Sister Guan Ya, Sister Guan Ya..."
Zhang Yuanqing pulled Guan Ya, who was angry, embarrassed and ashamed, in front of the blue car, "Listen to my explanation... Guan Ya threw his hand away angrily, glared and said
"Explain what? Explain why you let your infernal corpse pretend to be your girlfriend and sit at the dining table? Explain why your aunt is targeting me? There is no need to explain anything. What is the relationship between us? I don't need your explanation."
In the dim light of the street lamp in the neighborhood, her autumn-like bright eyes were gleaming with water, as if she was about to cry. She was angry and embarrassed, with self-abasement and a trace of grievance. Zhang Yuanqing was stunned. He was used to seeing her smile and moan. Si Ji, who pretends to be an old lady, is used to seeing her handling affairs competently and maturely, and is used to seeing her showing the image of an independent and strong woman on weekdays... Suddenly seeing her show the anxiety and grievance of a little girl, Zhang Yuanqing's heart softened for no reason. He doesn't need the guidance of a life coach, he understands that this is the feeling of falling in love. Love is the tenderness that comes out when your heart is softened by a certain girl.
If a woman with rich social experience and profound experience acts like a little girl in front of you, why don't you love her? Guan Ya waited for a long time, but didn't get his explanation. She felt depressed and said angrily: "Go away!" She broke free from his hand, opened the door and got into the car.
Zhang Yuanqing hurriedly got into the sports car and said it was better in the car than outside. PS: typos should be corrected first and then corrected.
