The case of missing Lao Song's chestnut is open to public trial online!
Suspect: Dabao, Erbao, Liubao.
Tainted Witness: Liubao.
Evidence: An oversized chestnut bag and some chestnut fragments.
Jury and audience: 413,752 people (based on the number of viewers in the live broadcast room)
Judge: Zhang Yanping.
This can be said to be the pinnacle of Zhang Yanping's life.
When he said the words "Judgment Conference", a rocket special effect worth ten thousand yuan suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room, which was the new one from this live broadcast!
【Enforce the law impartially and seek justice for Chestnut! 】
Subsequently, a variety of reward special effects emerged one after another:
【Support Liubao! Although he did not surrender, he became a tainted witness, and it is safe to turn back! 】
【etc! Liu Bao also surrendered, right? 】
[Support Liubao, he is only half a year old, not even ready for sterilization, he is not yet an adult! 】
【Dabao Erbao! Mom, save you! You just ate some chestnuts, but Liu Bao betrayed you! 】
[Dabao Erbao, this kind of foreign puppy is not worthy of trust, leave it to the future, let’s make a comeback! 】
[My Dabao has a simple and honest face, so he must have been tricked into becoming a gunman by the cunning Erbao! Please investigate thoroughly]
[Nonsense, my second treasure is handsome and calm, how could I do such a thing! It must be that you don’t want to betray your brotherly loyalty to commit the wrong thing]
[The mantis stalks the cicada, while the oriole follows behind - so many chestnuts that both the Six Treasures and the Big Two Treasures are harmed. Two peaches kill three men. I don't believe that your Majesty was not involved. 】
【? ? ? What does this have to do with my king? 】
[Brother, please find out clearly and don’t let your brothers feel cold! 】
Zhang Yanping took the time to look at the barrage. His expression was already very unspeakable even before the public trial began.
But look at the amount of rewards in the background...
hiss!
Just these five minutes are far longer than the usual two months!
He immediately cheered up: "Okay, come and treat me, Boss Zhang...ah, Judge Zhang will interrogate you carefully!"
"Liubao, let me ask you, have you eaten these chestnuts?"
Liu Bao snorted, lowered his head, and quietly rolled his eyes to look at him.
Zhang Yanping sneered: "I knew you were there - how many did you eat?"
"Ouch...woof, woof woof!" Liu Bao cried out guiltily.
"Very good! I ate three!" Zhang Yanping was satisfied and looked at Dabao Erbao again:
"Which of you will eat first?"
"Wow..." Dabao and Erbao couldn't sit still. At this moment, they alternately raised and lowered their two front paws, and finally let out a low cry at Liubao.
Liu Bao snorted and lowered his head again.
Zhang Yanping was shocked: "Why is it still you?!"
The live broadcast room is also numb.
【Why is this so? ! 】
【Six treasures! I see you have thick eyebrows, big eyes, and golden hair. How come you are like this? 】
【I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it! It must be Dabao Erbao's scheming dog, using power to oppress and frame him! 】
[Liu Bao has such a guilty conscience, he really doesn’t know how to lie.]
[Bao... I don’t have the talent to do bad things, so let’s just stop doing them. 】
【Never imagined……】
Zhang Yanping didn't know what to say, so he could only say depressedly: "Liu Bao... Look at you, you are so pretty, why do you do this kind of thing?"
Liu Bao looked at him pitifully.
Zhang Yanping sighed helplessly: "You were the first one to eat secretly, and then you ate three more..." He fiddled with the fragments, and although they were bitten into pieces, there were probably ten or twenty pieces of them put together.
The three dogs all had enough to eat.
"You can't even make this chestnut bun today, why do you usually eat it secretly?"
Liu Bao looked at him.
He also looked at Liu Bao.
The camera in the live broadcast room was also facing him.
Pass
After a while, everyone posted barrage:
[Forget it, what does the puppy know? It left its mother when it was a child...]
[Forget it, I didn’t give the reward money to get to the bottom of things, it was mainly because I was afraid that Liu Bao would be wronged]
[Liubao, grandma has rewarded you with an education fund. Whatever you want to eat in the future, your master will deduct it from this.]
[It’s not that my eldest and second child didn’t teach me well on purpose. It’s also their first time being parents and they have little experience.]
【The child does not teach, the father too. Liubao, please discuss it with them later. You won’t dare to eat our chestnuts next time. 】
[Hiss—I didn’t even remember that this was my chestnut! Baby, I'm not in the mood to eat. I only bought three kilograms. 】
【That’s right! Don't eat it, otherwise what should you do if it's out of stock before it's shipped? 】
[Baoer, it’s not impossible to eat. You can choose the one with worm holes, it’s just as delicious and has protein]
Liu Bao groaned in the face of Zhang Yanping's tense black face, and finally hesitated, then raised his feet and walked towards the forest.
Soon, it came back with something in its mouth, and spit it out——..net
Zhang Yanping took a closer look!
A chestnut! A very mature chestnut, the whole box is brown, not a trace of white can be seen.
Like this, chestnut bags usually fall down by themselves after opening in the tree.
Liu Bao lay there and took the chestnut into his mouth again, chewing it to pieces with his head tilted, and finally spit out a pile of chestnut shells while eating.
Zhang Yanping:......
He couldn't bear it anymore: "Liubao, I now know that what you ate fell on the ground... but didn't you really take the opportunity to eat another one?"
Just look at the Dabao and Erbao next to me, and I was so anxious that I almost pounced on them!
How can we judge this! Liubao has taken advantage of it, so we can't give it a beating, right?
"Wow!" Liu Bao looked at him obediently and tilted his head.
The next moment, Zhang Yanping put his big hand on its head: "Don't act cute!"
[e...It’s hard to comment]
[Who said anything about Liu Bao’s wise eyes before? Indeed, he is as wise as a fool! 】
[Liu Bao, Liu Bao, you are not old and your moral practice is not shallow! 】
[My eldest and second treasure have been greatly wronged! 】
[How much do four chestnuts cost, rounded up? 】
[What’s going on with Teacher Qiaoqiao? Even if we don’t pick up the chestnuts in time when they fall on the ground, if it weren’t for our six treasures, they would have sprouted in the soil next year. 】
【that is! This wave can't be entirely blamed on Liubao. What happened to it when it fell on the ground? 】
[It has been watching the orchard for several months and only ate four chestnuts...]
[Only four, Bao'er, my aunt will reward you with a hundred yuan, you can eat some more]
But Zhang Yanping snorted coldly: "It doesn't matter how much you eat, what matters is that your behavior is wrong."
"Look at you, you actually ate four!"
"Next, I'm going to tell Qiao Qiao that the snack portion of your meal will be deducted, and 30 hours will be deducted!"
"tell me what?"
At this moment, Qiao Qiao came over and said, "Brother Yanping, Liubao is very bad at math. It can only count three numbers. If you say thirty, it won't understand."
Zhang Yanping:? ? ?
He looked at Qiao Qiao and then at Liu Bao: "Then...how many pills did you eat?"
Liu Bao looked back at him innocently: "Woof, woof woof!"
