Basically everyone has eaten tea eggs, so there’s really nothing to brag about.
Not to mention that they were just a little hungry, even if they had been really hungry all day, if the wedding mission said they could only eat one bite, then it must be only one bite.
So the moment the best man bit it, he was sure of victory.
but……
But...
He chewed slowly, his expression blank for a moment, until Zhu Xin next to him whispered: "Is it delicious? Take another bite."
Subconsciously, he took another bite.
It’s over!
The noise around him suddenly became louder, and the best man next to him looked at him and said heartbrokenly: "How...how did you..."
Then he quickly squatted down and stuffed a round of red envelopes amidst the lively laughter of everyone!
"Is it my turn?" The other best man was full of energy and wanted to avenge his shame, but Zhu Xin stopped him:
"No rush, no rush, let's wait for this one first - the red envelope is stuffed, do you want to take another bite?"
The man opened his mouth instantly, and then suddenly came back to his senses: "If I don't give up, will I have to keep stuffing this red envelope?"
"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed, and finally the relatives said cheerfully: "Forget it, let's go next, don't miss the opportunity..."
So, when the first best man left with half an egg in a daze, the friends around him still said to him:
"You tell me! No matter how hungry you are, you can't be so incapable of controlling yourself! Just one bite, just one bite! Why can't you hold on!"
The best man also felt quite guilty. He opened his mouth to say something, such as saying how fragrant and delicious the tea eggs were, or that he just wanted to eat them at that time...
But before he could finish his words, he heard the devilish voice beside him again: "Come on, you're welcome to eat more!"
coax--
You don't need to look at him to know that the best man who just disliked him for not living up to expectations has now fallen into disuse!
Somehow he was quite happy! At this moment, he squatted down happily and stuffed the red envelope, while looking at the best man who was also holding the eggs blankly: "You tell me! No matter how hungry you are, you can't have such a lack of self-control..."
It wasn't until a noisy group of people picked up the bride that the eldest aunt wiped the reddish circles under her eyes, tidied up the house briefly, and planned to go to the hotel later. Finally, she paid attention to the pot of stewed soup in the kitchen that had been scooped out. .
She paused and couldn't help but touch her belly - she was not in the mood to eat in the morning because she was getting married to her daughter, but now smelling the remaining aroma, she was also hungry.
…
In contrast, the groom was sitting in the passenger seat and couldn't help but touch the pocket of his suit.
He glanced at the rearview mirror and touched it again.
Zhu Lan couldn't help laughing at the sight, and then she said to him: "Oh, don't touch it, just eat it if you want, hahaha..."
Xu Wen was greatly embarrassed, but still said reservedly: "It's not appropriate, let's get married!"
Zhulan thought to herself that you were still pretending: "Hey, it takes more than half an hour to go around a long way! When we go to the hotel, we have to have a ceremony and toast... If you don't eat now, it will be past one or two in the afternoon. Hurry up and eat!"
Xu Wen then reached into his pocket and pulled out a plastic bag containing two unshelled tea eggs.
The moment he opened the bag, the driver next to him couldn't help but move his throat.
While he was being reserved here, the groomsmen had already started eating - the difference was that each of them still had a half-eaten meal. It can be imagined that at the last simple level, the whole army was basically wiped out.
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Say, is it okay to have a few more tea eggs? "
"Hey, tell me, if the tea eggs are of this level, is it possible that their cooking skills are better? Is Xu Wen's wife also so good?"
"Bah, this boy, he has never mentioned such delicious tea eggs before. What he is hiding is such a big deal! I will have to flatter him later and ask him to introduce me to a relative of his wife's family! "
"What a great idea!"
…
The old Song family didn't know about the bustle in the city. Song Tan couldn't bear to part with the dried fish in the dog bowl yesterday, so she got up early in the morning and went to the warehouse for a walk. When she came back, she gave Qiao Qiao the task:
"I took a look and found that the innermost package of our dried fish was missing more than half. This is getting more and more outrageous!"
She put on a stern expression: "Our family will never tolerate this kind of theft - your task today is to start the live broadcast, keep an eye on the dried fish, and let the thief accept the condemnation of the entire network!"
Qiaoqiao's eyes suddenly widened: "Do you want... to be so fierce?"
He lowered his eyes, clearly knowing who the thief was, and he couldn't help but glance upstairs. Song Tan pretended not to see it, patted him on the shoulder and said solemnly:
"Think about it, did Teacher Xin Jun teach you: Don't do evil for small things. So, now that you are their parent, you must also shoulder the important responsibility of education!"
With her coaxing and deceiving like this, Qiao Qiao gradually made up her mind and clenched her fists:
"Sister, don't worry! I will definitely educate Da Tian well!"
Song Tan: ...this silly child, how can she pretend to be stupid!
She had no choice but to clear her throat: "Then... in that case, you can follow Da Tian today. Not only do we want to steal the stolen goods, but we also want to find the motive..."
Motive?
This word sounds amazing! Qiaoqiao's eyes widened, and she suddenly felt like Inspector Duck in the cartoon!
He also lost his nerve and tried to put on an inscrutable expression: "Okay!"
Then without any hesitation, he went upstairs, put up his mobile phone, and pointed it at Da Tian's nest! Then he closed the door and went downstairs to wait.
As a result, everyone in the live broadcast room discovered that today’s live broadcast was early in the morning again!
【Early bird gets the worm! Look what I'm waiting for]
[While squatting on the toilet, the live broadcast caught me off guard]
[Hahaha, I stayed up until now and still haven’t fallen asleep. I saw something, it just hypnotized me.]
[Although it’s already six o’clock now]
[Live broadcast in the morning? Is there something to pick from the ground? Will it be on the shelves? 】
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[Please sell something! The child is crying because there is nothing to eat]
Song Tan thought about it and called Zhang Yanping:
"How do I change my mobile phone to live broadcast?"
If Qiaoqiao's mobile phone was fixed in the room, she wouldn't have time to follow Da Tian all the way! You also need a mobile phone downstairs.
Zhang Yanping, who was sleeping mistily in the lake and no longer had a healthy routine, said: "...Huh?"
With his eyes half-open, he subconsciously said: "You can use your mobile phone to log in to his account. If you need to change devices, just switch."
Song Tan studied it for a while and said, "Okay!"
