The giant Buddha's palm turned downwards, and then, countless pieces of paper fell from the sky like flying snowflakes.
Su Qingyu raised her hand and took one of the notes.
The remaining notes fell to the ground and turned into black-red mud.
The people in the palace seemed to have not heard the note falling from the sky.
Those pieces of paper fell on their hair, and they were also corrupt and dilapidated, slowly invading their bodies.
And they continued walking forward, as if they couldn't see the note.
Yingluo opened an umbrella made of green leaves to cover Su Qingyu.
Vines grew from her body and turned into an umbrella handle.
Su Qingyu stood under the umbrella and felt the fragrance of flowers, refreshing.
She unfolded the rice paper in her hand.
On the rice paper, rules were written in black ink.
[Xiliang Women’s Kingdom] Rules.
(Before everything begins, please remember that this is not the world of Journey to the West in your memory. The gods are dead and the Buddhas have withered. There are no monsters in this world, only humans and weirdness.
Now, welcome to the Xiliang Women's Kingdom. As the Prime Minister of a country, please remember the following rules. )
[1. Remember, the path to learning the scriptures seeks to be perfect. If one is missing, it will not be perfect.
Prevent Tang Monk and his disciples from obtaining customs clearance documents and prevent them from leaving the West Liang Women's Kingdom.
The closer you get to Lingshan, the more dangerous it becomes. This road cannot reach the Western Paradise, so everything ends here. 】
[2. When Tang Monk recites the Tightening Curse, persuade him to stop reciting the curse. Sun Wukong will remember your kindness, which can save your life if necessary. 】
[3. Be careful of Sun Wukong’s golden cudgel. Erlang Shen’s third eye can identify the origin of things and see clearly the illusion of confusion.
The bark of the thin black dog can make Erlangshen open his eyes.
When that eye opens for the third time, do not appear in Erlangshen's sight, otherwise, you will be hurt. 】
[4. Zhu Bajie who wants to return to Gao Laozhuang is the real Zhu Bajie. The real Zhu Bajie only eats vegetarian food and does not touch meat or fish.
If you see Zhu Bajie eating meat, please feed him. A hungry Zhu Bajie is very dangerous. 】
[5. Do not eat horse meat, and do not eat vegetarian food in purple gold bowls.
If Master Tang Seng and his disciples invite you to eat together, please refuse. You don't want to see them eating. 】
[6. The water in Zimu River is contaminated by foreign organisms and is no longer drinkable.
Only yin cannot grow and yang cannot give birth. A normal human fetus needs the intercourse of yin and yang and will be born after ten months of pregnancy.
If a fetus can be born in just three days, please be careful. It is a parasite. Parasites can control the human brain and make people eat too much. 】
【7. If Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie have bloated abdomens, make sure they give birth to their contents.
Please pay attention to discernment. Only those with a compassionate heart can give birth to the real solution. You only have one chance to choose. 】
[8. Monk Sha who is with Monk Tang cannot be trusted. If you want to communicate with Monk Sha, please avoid Monk Tang.
Monk Sha works hard without complaining. Don't mess with honest people. Honest people are the most terrible thing when they get angry. 】
Looking up again, I saw what looked like a giant Buddha in the sky. The giant Buddha's eyes were wider than before, and the corners of its mouth were raised.
Su Qingyu returned to the bedroom.
In the antique room, white porcelain bottles shine on the huanghuali wood shelves.
She rummaged through all the bottles and jars, including the teapot, and found no rules.
Could it be that the rules in this copy have to wait for the giant Buddha in the sky to descend?
The next day, Su Qingyu received an order from Her Majesty the Queen and went to visit the four masters and apprentices of Tang Seng.
The palace servants were serving tea.
Tang Monk is wearing a cassock and holding a porcelain cup in his hand.
Su Qingyu looked at his face and suddenly felt that it was somewhat similar to the giant Buddha in the sky.
"Your Excellency, Prime Minister, when will the poor monk's customs clearance document be finished?" Tang Monk spoke with a kind face and kind eyes. Among the three ferocious disciples, he was like a Buddha in purgatory, with the holy light shining all over him.
The first rule is that you cannot give ultimatums to the four masters and disciples of Tang Monk to pass the customs.
Su Qingyu immediately looked for a reason to deal with it: "Her Majesty the Queen is busy with many things, and she will deal with it after some time. I would like to ask the holy monks to calm down."
The Tang Monk's head hanging around Monk Sha's neck suddenly began to speak. They opened their eyes and chattered a little noisily.
——"They are just like the previous kings, they don't want to give us the customs clearance ultimatum at all."
——"They are transformed from monsters!"
——"This whole city is a demon city."
——"Eat them! Eat them, and we will pass another level!"
Monk Sha's eyes were as wide as bells, and he shouted angrily, "Shut up!"
Candide got angry.
Her hair seemed to be burning with flames.
The heads hanging around his neck looked terrified and fell silent.
Tang Seng, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie seemed to be used to this scene.
Sun Wukong looked at the tea in his hand with some disgust, and shouted in a sharp voice: "This tea is too bland and does not taste good!"
Zhu Bajie, on the other hand, is not picky about food, so he stuffed the entire tea cup into his mouth and chewed it.
The sound of breaking ceramics sounded in his mouth.
His skin was rough and his flesh was thick, and he swallowed the broken pieces of porcelain into his stomach.
Only Tang Monk was drinking tea normally. He skimmed off the foam on the tea and put it to his lips, took a sip and said, "The poor monk will stay here for a few more days."
Sun Wukong said eagerly: "Master, no! The road to the west waits for no one!"
Zhu Bajie burped, turbid blood mist spurted out from his mouth, and his pig mouth exuded a fishy smell.
"I, old pig, think this place is very good. I can stay a few more days and eat a few more bowls of vegetarian food."
"Idiot! You just know how to eat!" Sun Wukong held the golden hoop in his hand. Erlang Shen's head swung with his golden hoop, and his long black hair streaked in the air, with blood dripping from the cut surface.
"Wukong, Bajie, don't make any noise." Tang Seng opened his eyes and looked at Sun Wukong with a smile on his face, "If you continue to make noise, I will recite the Tightening Curse."
Sun Wukong immediately stopped.
At this moment, Tang Seng's belly suddenly swelled, as if there was a balloon inside.
He put down the tea cup and stroked his belly, with a compassionate smile on his face without any pain.
"What's wrong with the poor monk's belly?" He spoke slowly, as if he was not the one who was pregnant at this moment.
This reaction is so strange.
Zhu Bajie's belly also made a loud noise at this time.
It was like someone was beating a drum in his stomach, and his huge body fell to the ground, letting out a wail of pain that shook the whole room.
The onlookers began to laugh.
They found it novel and watched the excitement from the sidelines.
Sun Wukong approached Tang Monk's belly, scratched it with his sharp monkey paw, then put his ear on Tang Monk's belly, and said to Su Qingyu: "What is in this belly?"
Su Qingyu asked knowingly: "Holy monk, did you drink water from the river before entering the city?"
"Drink. Master and junior brother each drank half a bowl of water, and their stomachs started to hurt." Sun Wukong stared at Tang Monk's belly with his small soybean-like eyes, and drool drooled from his protruding mouth, "It seems that the only way to get rid of this stomach pain is You have to dig out the stuff inside to find out what it is!"
Tang Seng said with a smile: "Dig it, dig it. If you want it, just take it."
Su Qingyu immediately stopped her: "Little master, wait a moment, don't take out the contents of this stomach easily, otherwise, your master's life will be hurt."
