Underneath the female tenant's personalized signature is the following: Mountains will fall if I rely on them, and others will run away if I rely on them. I will be my own protection umbrella.
"My roommate is quite inspiring."
The only living thing in the house was a parrot hanging next to the TV.
The parrot was locked in a cage, with gorgeous feathers, a tuft of red hair on its head, and bright eyes. It was looking at Su Qingyu with its head tilted.
Just when Su Qingyu looked over, the parrot suddenly shouted in a drake voice: "It's 9 o'clock, it's 9 o'clock."
Su Qingyu lowered his head and looked at his watch.
The time now is 9 o'clock in the morning.
Because there were no windows in the room, Su Qingyu couldn't see the sky outside.
There is no clock in the room.
The parrot tells the same time as the watch.
If other trialists enter this dungeon, without the tribute watch, they may only be able to judge the time based on the parrot.
There is a note on the living room table.
Su Qingyu picked up the note with the rules written on it.
[Arena Apartment] Notes for roommates living together.
(I am very happy to be your roommate. I have just come to this city to work, and I have been troubled by finding a house before.
I have found many roommates, but they all rejected me because of my personal habits.
In order to thank you for being willing to share a room with me, I am willing to pay an additional 100 yuan for rent on top of the original 200 yuan.
I'd like to apologize in advance. I have some special habits in my life. Please abide by them. Otherwise, I will no longer share a room with you. )
[1. Before we become confidant friends, please do not touch my personal belongings. My personal belongings include my suitcase and the kitchen utensils I put in the living room.
If you hear the sounds of chopping bones, cutting meat, and wall breakers at night, go ahead and sleep as I prepare the lunches I bring to work during the day. 】
[2. I have a parrot, which is hung next to the TV cabinet in the living room.
Please help me take care of it when I am at work. During the day, you can hang it to the door of the room for ventilation, but at night, please be sure to put it back in place. 】
[3. Please feed the parrot feed regularly. I will prepare the feed in advance and put it on the dining table in the living room.
When night falls, if I don't come back, please cover the parrot cage with a black cover. 】
[4. I don’t have a spare key, and the time I come back at night is not fixed. If I knock on the door at night, please open the door for me.
After opening the door, you can go back to sleep. I will not enter your room. 】
[5. Even if I don’t come back at night, please don’t sleep on the sofa in the living room. It’s my bed. I have mysophobia. 】
[6. There is a lack of home appliances in the room. The refrigerator I ordered will be delivered to my door on the 13th.
Please ask the courier to place the freezer at the door, and then open the door after confirming that the courier has left. 】
[7. I am responsible for all the sanitation in the room. Even if you see items arranged in a mess, please don’t tidy them up. I will do all the housework when I come back from get off work in the evening. 】
[8. Please don’t eat the ingredients I put in the living room. I ordered another takeaway for you.
The takeaway will arrive at 12 noon. The takeaway will not knock on the door, but will only leave the food at the door. Remember to collect it in time, otherwise the cleaning lady will take away the takeaway. 】
【9. I plan to adopt a dog. 】
(Let’s get along, my good roommate.)
After Su Qingyu wrote down all the rules, he placed the note in front of Youyou.
"It's very clean, not contaminated." This was the first time Youyou and Su Qingyu entered other dungeons alone, and he seemed particularly enthusiastic and proactive.
Youyou painted the clown's head on the door, living room and bedroom.
"Master, everything is under my control." Youyou leaned closer to Su Qingyu, "I believe that the master can be moved. As long as I am very obedient and treat the master very well, the master will definitely fall in love with me. Then feed it to me willingly.”
"Well, that's what I think.
I am not the parent who was eaten by you, and there is no way I can love you unconditionally like them.
If you want me to love you, show it well.
The prerequisite for being loved is to love others.
You have to fall in love with me from your heart, beyond appetite, beyond obsession, so that I can fall in love with you. "
Su Qingyu guided Youyou in this direction.
Weirds have no emotions, and red Weirds imitate human emotions.
When Su Qingyu said this, he was playing a word game.
Youyou's purpose is to get Su Qingyu's love.
And Su Qingyu added a precondition to his desire, that is, if you want to be loved, you must love someone first.
If Youyou couldn't fall in love with her beyond her appetite, she wouldn't be able to give her love to Youyou.
If Youyou could transcend his appetite and fall in love with her, then there would be no way for him to eat her.
This is a pie destined not to be eaten.
Youyou nodded in understanding.
Su Qingyu came to the bedroom. The wallpaper was cracked and covered with graffiti.
Directly opposite the bed was a large mirror.
Dirty clothes were piled on the floor, and the sheets were yellow, which made Su Qingyu frown.
This is also very disrespectful of personal hygiene.
On the bedside table, there is a white medicine bottle.
The label on the pill bottle was torn off and inside were half-eaten pills.
After checking the bedroom, Su Qingyu first hung the parrot on the hook at the door in accordance with the second rule.
After the parrot left the room, it flapped its wings and looked more energetic.
Returning to her room, she found the hand-torn calendar in the living room.
The date shown on the calendar is August 10, 2009. There are still three days left before the freezer delivery on the 13th mentioned in Rule 6.
The rules are not tainted, but a few are strange.
For example, the one that delivers the freezer.
[The room lacks household appliances. The refrigerator I ordered will be delivered to my door on the 13th. 】
This room not only lacks household appliances, it is so poor that there is not even a single household appliance.
No TV, no washing machine, no air conditioning, no refrigerator.
In the absence of these common household appliances, Su Qingyu's co-tenant actually wanted to buy a freezer.
It was originally one room and one living room, and the two of them lived together.
It is really unreasonable to put another freezer when the space is so small.
Su Qingyu did not sit on the sofa, but sat on a chair by the dining table and picked up the "House Rental Contract" on the table.
This contract was signed by Su Qingyu and the landlord.
The contract is three pages long.
It's a pity that Ji Yifan is not around, otherwise the contract would be more efficient from his perspective.
Su Qingyu looked at the landlord's information.
The landlord's name was blacked out in black pen, but the ID number was still there.
From the ID number, the landlord’s date of birth can be seen.
The landlord was born in 1963, and combined with the date on the calendar, it was calculated that the landlord was 46 years old.
Read on.
When she saw the rent, Su Qingyu was stunned.
