As Liu Yu spoke, he yanked Liu Muzhi's hand and shouted, "Fat man, let's go!" As he spoke, Liu Yu's men flew four or five steps away, taking Liu Mu with them. The small bowl in his hand suddenly fell to the ground due to the strong force, and fell into pieces with a "pop".
Liu Muzhi had just picked up a small bowl, which was still filled with seasonings. When Liu Yu pulled it, his fat body weighing more than 200 kilograms flew straight up like a cloth bag, and had not yet closed up towards the crowd. He ran towards the corner of his body, his voice filled with tears: "My stinky tofu!"
Uncle Li opened his eyes wide, and his voice came from behind Liu Yu: "Liu Yu, Liu Yu, your money, you haven't taken any of your money yet!"
Liu Yu pulled Liu Muzhi like this, and ran through the streets and alleys for three or four miles in one breath until there was no scent or smell of stinky tofu in the air except the smell of Liu Muzhi's sweat. , Liu Yucai stopped. Liu Muzhi bent down and began to vomit acid water on the ground. While vomiting, he said angrily: "Send, send slave, you, your boy, boy, you want, you want My life? I, I am a scholar, but, I am not like you, so, can, can, can..."
He said "can" three times in a row, but couldn't go on. Liu Yu smiled and stroked his back and said, "You can run, I understand. Why are you so damn fat, so useless? Before. When he joined the army, he practiced running with me in the mountains and forests for more than ten days, and he wasn't that bad."
Liu Muzhi finally finished vomiting, straightened up, and looked at Liu Yu breathlessly: "You kid, don't you know? In these years, you, you run like this every day, and you run much faster than before. "Many, and I, I join the army every day and deal with official documents, but I don't exercise like you do every day. Don't you know that you are running faster than a damn horse right now."
Liu Yu laughed and patted Liu Muzhi's big belly gently. The fat was floating through the silk clothes: "Didn't Liu Laozhi and Liu Yingyang say that? If you can't run as fast as a horse, what do you think? Infantryman! It seems that you have been given an advantage by not staying in the army as an infantryman. Otherwise, I guess you would be just a skinny monkey now."
Liu Muzhi shook his head disdainfully and patted his belly: "What do you know? What's here is not oil and water, but knowledge. Do you understand knowledge? This is called learning to be rich with five cars, one with eight buckets of talent, but no money in the stomach. , how can this be done? I haven’t settled the score with you yet. Don’t you know that I came to Jiankang City today just because I wanted to eat that stinky tofu? I’ve been drooling for a few days. It’s all your fault today, no. Eat it!”
Liu Yu smiled and said: "Why don't you just have a meal of stinky tofu? When you finish the business, I can treat you to ten plates."
Liu Muzhi said bitterly: "Others don't understand me, don't you understand me? In this world, I, Liu Muzhi, can talk about anything, but I can't give up fame and food. I've been craving for this meal for several days. , I want to eat this fried stinky tofu more than roasted whole lamb, tell me, how are you going to compensate me?"
Liu Yu smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, now we also have money. If I buy Buqu today, with the extra money, I can pay for whatever you want to eat. That's alright."
Only then did Liu Muzhi's scowl fade, and he smiled and said, "That's pretty much it. You have some conscience."
Liu Yu curled his lips, thinking of the stinky dried tofu just now, and said, "But I'm quite surprised. How did this stuff smell so bad? I've never eaten tofu before. How have I ever seen anything like this?"
Liu Muzhi laughed: "Don't you understand this? These stinky tofu must be soaked in salt and brine at the turn of spring and summer to let it change color and grow hair, so that it can become so smelly. But as long as it is left Once fried in oil, it will be charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the fragrance will fill your lips and tongue. That sourness, that taste..." As Liu Muzhi spoke, his expression became extremely intoxicated. He closed his eyes and fell deeply into it. After taking a deep breath, his tongue involuntarily licked his lips, as if he had just eaten a plate of stinky tofu and was savoring the aftertaste.
Liu Yu also swallowed a sip of saliva. He knew that what this damn fat man liked to eat must be the most delicious thing in the world. He smiled and said: "Okay, okay, don't be so stupid here. Last time you stared at someone's stinky tofu all day long. In the end, I got a plate to eat. Is this how you feel shameless?"
Liu Muzhi's face turned red and he sighed: "I wanted to take the opportunity to chat with Uncle Li. I just came to Jiankang at that time and was not familiar with the situation here. These people from different religions know a lot about the market. , I just got close to them, having sex, and you know a lot of things in Jiankang City. Do you think I was really reincarnated as a starving ghost, just for food, without even giving up my face? "
Liu Yu smiled and shook his head: "Let me tell you, although you can't walk when you see delicious food, you won't disgrace us Jingkou people when you come to Jiankang. Okay, we have been making trouble for almost an hour. , it’s almost noon, we have to go to the slave auction market quickly, this is business. Do you know where it is? "
Liu Muzhi was about to speak, but suddenly he heard the sound of a gong outside the alley, and an old and powerful voice said unhurriedly: "Dear young and old gentlemen, businessmen coming and going, if you have money, you can give me money. We don’t have the money to support ourselves, so our Beifu army’s defeat of the Qin captives at Feishui has come to the end!”
Liu Yu's heart moved, and he and Liu Muzhi looked at each other, stopped their mouths, pricked up their ears, and listened carefully. This voice was a bit familiar to him, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it. With this question, He listened quietly to the man's words.
"Last time, we talked about the Qin Army's chariots rushing towards the warriors of our Beifu Army crossing the river. They were two hundred chariots, each pulled by four tall horses, with crossbowmen and hand-operators on them. , the halberd bearers are all Qin nobles who have experienced hundreds of battles. They have to kill more than ten people to be qualified to pull this chariot. Each of them has a fierce look, their eyes are shining fiercely, the earth is shaking, the river is boiling, everyone They all thought that our warriors crossing the river would be crushed into pulp by these wheels."
Liu Yu secretly rejoiced in his heart and whispered to Liu Muzhi: "Who is this person? He seems to be on the battlefield. It sounds quite like it. In fact, don't say it yet, although I know that this tiger skin can scare people." The enemy's war horses, but when I really saw the chariot rushing towards me, I felt a little panicked. If it didn't work, I would really be crushed to death. I wouldn't be willing to do anything."
A burst of exclamations broke out from the crowd of onlookers, and a child was so frightened that he cried: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want the Beifu warriors to die. The Qin army is a bad guy, we can't let them win!"
