This is a true statement.
peeing is like child's play;
After seeing how powerful Li Su was yesterday, he still chose to piss on Li Su. What else is he to say if he is not a fool?
Xiao Jingang, Wen Du, and Duanmu Congliang all had dark faces.
They all felt that it was stupid to piss on Li Subi, but the arrow was on the string and they had to shoot.
"Why are you dawdling? There are few people at the moment. If everyone comes up later, you will be even more embarrassed." Li Su, who was already standing on the edge of the cliff, loosened his belt and hummed.
"Asshole." Xiao Jingang cursed lowly and came to the edge of the cliff, deliberately keeping a distance of two feet from Li Su.
Wen Du and Duanmu Congliang also braved the situation and came to the edge of the cliff. Like Xiao Jingang, they also deliberately avoided Li Su.
Li Su glanced sideways at the three people gathered together, "If you are timid before fighting, you will definitely lose."
"Is it glorious to win?" Duanmu Congliang complained.
"Of course." Li Su raised his chin slightly, "This represents a man's ability. Have you ever seen a man squatting to urinate?"
"Indecent." Wu Yao, who was not far from the top of the mountain, cursed secretly, her cheeks turning red involuntarily.
Yan Feiyan, who was standing next to Wu Yao, also had a pretty face. Her eyes were always looking at Li Su, with a hint of smile in her shy brows.
Among the people present, probably no one knew Li Su better than her; she was very sure that this was a competition that Li Su would definitely win.
And, it will be an absolutely crushing victory.
"There is no way the plan will succeed from the beginning." Yan Feiyan glanced at Wu Yao calmly, thinking silently.
In fact, before meeting Li Su, she was quite confident and believed that she would be able to make Li Su surrender.
She also thought about using her beauty to charm Li Su, and then using Wu Yao's sympathy... and then cultivate Li Su into a pawn she placed next to Wu Yao.
After spending a night with Li Su, she basically understood that Wu Yao's plan was destined to fail from the beginning.
That kind of man can no longer use common sense to deal with it.
The Body Tempering Realm is broken, and the path of cultivation is cut off?
Is it important whether a strong body is broken or not?
"This is a real man."
.
Xiao Jingang, Wen Du, and Duanmu Congliang stood together, hugging each other for warmth, without anyone untying their belts first.
Li Su, who was two feet away, looked back at Wu Yao and Yan Feiyan, "Don't peek."
Wu Yao: "???"
I peeked at your sister!
"I prefer it." Yan Feiyan lowered her head and muttered to herself, her cheeks flushed, which was really tempting.
"This bastard..." Wu Fengyun's face was a little dark, and he moved his steps quietly, standing in front of Wu Yao, blocking Wu Yao's sight.
"Watch me urinate across the mountain."
Li Su chuckled lightly, and immediately turned over his clothes without any hesitation, put his hands on his hips, and started peeing carelessly.
Xiao Jingang, Wen Du, and Duanmu Congliang were all silent as they looked at the torrent that looked like a fountain.
They suddenly realized that maybe they should just admit defeat.
"Three feet..." Zhou Futian whispered, then raised his eyebrows, "Four feet."
"Five feet."
"Six feet."
"Seven feet..."
Zhou Futian was silent.
It was discovered that the distance from Li Su's urine was actually further than the distance from which he could absolutely control the flying sword.
"How much water did this bastard drink?" Xiao Yuanba cursed secretly, feeling a little lucky that he was not stupid and did not compete with Li Su.
Otherwise, I would probably be the one who feels uncomfortable right now.
He was sure that even if he used his power and absorbed his true energy when peeing, he would not be able to urinate one-third of the distance of Li Su.
The entire Yuquan Mountain seemed to have become quiet.
The mountain is very high, and Li Su's urine is too far away, so it will take enough time for the fluid to fall to the ground.
"During this period, my strength has become much stronger." Li Su sighed in his heart, with a very satisfied smile on his face.
"Brother Su, you are so awesome." Tu Xiaochan praised via voice message.
"You don't need to say this?" Li Su said proudly.
The urine is running out.
Li Su felt a little regretful that he could not pee on the opposite mountain peak.
"The white tiger blood he drank is still a bit too little." Li Su thought that he was able to urinate so much because he drank a lot of white tiger blood in the dry well.
Automatically shaking it off, Li Su adjusted his clothes and pants, fastened his belt, turned around and looked at Xiao Jingang, Wen Du, and Duanmu Congliang, who had not moved, and said directly, "If you don't pee, you will bleed."
"What do you mean?" Everyone present was stunned.
Li Su looked at Little King Kong and smiled: "I am very interested in your bloodline. If you don't compete with me, you will not only owe me a meal, but also give me a bowl of your blood."
Little King Kong's face darkened, and he glared: "Are you not hiding it at all?"
Li Su's expression remained normal and he said, "If I guess correctly, you should have had a lot of blood since you were a child."
Little King Kong hummed, but did not deny it.
In the Vajra Gate, there were indeed eminent monks who studied his blood; and every time he traveled with his master, he would leave some blood essence in a secret place in the Vajra Gate for emergencies.
"Brother Boyang, my blood is just ordinary human blood, of no use." Wen Du said quickly.
"Then pee, otherwise you are not a man." Li Su said directly.
Wen Du's face turned dark.
"Just pee." Duanmu Congliang sneered, immediately untied his belt, faced the bottom of the cliff, and started peeing.
Li Su had immediately blocked the rabbit's eyes, with a playful smile on his face, looking at Little King Kong and Wen Du.
"How much water did you drink on the way here?" Wen Du asked Duanmu Congliang and found out something.
Duanmu Congliang smiled implicitly, "No more, no more, just two pots."
Then he added: "But it's jade spring water."
"Jade spring water..." Everyone was thoughtful.
"The Flesh Buddha Ganoderma should be no worse than Yuquan water, but I..." Wen Du had a headache. On the way to the mountain, he also had an adventure. Not only did he get a special fan, but he also got a piece of Flesh Buddha Ganoderma.
This is a good thing.
But at this moment, he really didn't have much urine to pee.
Little King Kong also had a big headache. Not counting the assassination accidents he encountered during the mountaineering trip, he also gained something. He thought the trip was worthwhile, but he didn't drink any water.
At this moment, I really had no urge to pee at all.
"Brother Su, you can exchange blood with him." Tu Xiaochan suggested via voice transmission, "As long as Xiaochan is here, brother Su, your blood will not leak out."
Li Su remained calm and looked up at Xiao Jingang, "How about... let's exchange blood?"
"Exchange?" Xiao Jingang was startled, stared at Li Su, and asked suspiciously, "You really want my blood?"
Li Su said casually: "To be honest, your figure was reflected in the sky and you were so handsome to me."
Little King Kong blinked, "Do you admit that my bloodline is stronger than yours?"
"Forget it, just pee."
"No, let's swap." Little King Kong said quickly. After saying that, his face froze and he regretted it.
"A man should keep his word." Li Su grinned, immediately took out the storage bag, and took out two empty bowls from the storage bag.
Uh-huh.
He was very decisive and cut his wrist open with his nails.
Bright red blood dripped into the empty bowl.
