"You think too badly of me, my master." Li Su said leisurely as he took a sip of tea.
In fact, if it weren't for the uncertainty of whether Fairy Yu Heng had really left and today was the day of the decisive battle between Lao Zuo and Wu Jian, he might have been able to fulfill the beautiful cook's frank wish.
"This bastard..." Gu Qingyan gritted her teeth angrily, but she could only lower her head lower, her whole face turned red and hot.
"I am a martial artist in the Body Tempering Realm. Do you know what the Body Tempering Realm is?" Li Su put down the teacup and looked at Gu Qingyan and asked.
Gu Qingyan shook her head gently and reached out to pour tea and water for Li Su again.
"The body tempering realm is the first realm of martial arts training. The biggest feature is that in this realm, you need to maintain the body of a child." At the end of the sentence, Li Su recalled the scene of the night when the temple was destroyed.
"Oh." Gu Qingyan said softly, knowing that this bastard was reminding her that she was the one who provoked this bastard in the first place.
Outside the door.
Tian Qi's pretty face was slightly red. She was still uneasy just now. She was a little worried that the cheap husband might do some strange things to the cook. For a moment, she forgot that the cheap husband was still in the body tempering state. Even if she had an idea, she didn't have the guts. .
Just like the night they got married, Sister Zi had just taken off her hair tie, and this cheap man immediately surrendered.
"Body Tempering Realm..." Ziying on the side twitched the corner of her mouth slightly. At the beginning, she believed so much that 'you must maintain a child's body in the Body Tempering Realm', so she accidentally lost her virginity.
Every time she thinks about it, her scalp feels numb and she regrets endlessly.
in the room.
"Once a martial artist loses his virginity in the body tempering realm, do you know what it means?" Li Su stared at Gu Qingyan. He needed to let this woman figure out who provoked whom first.
"I don't know, slave." Gu Qingyan whispered, feeling speechless in her heart. She thought it was true that I broke your virginity, but why didn't you tell me about the eight power that I left to you?
Isn’t that a thousand times more precious than your virginity?
Even if you get a bargain, you still behave well!
"It means there is no hope of a lifelong breakthrough." Li Su's voice turned cold.
"Asshole." Gu Qingyan cursed secretly, quickly bent her legs and knelt at Li Su's feet, "I really didn't know there would be such serious consequences."
Outside the door.
Ziying and Tian Qi looked at each other. The two women could not see the scene in the room, but they could sense and hear it. The enchantress and the cook knelt down.
"Is this bastard really not afraid of the Enchantress getting angry?" Ziying cursed, secretly worried. Although she felt that Li Su was a bastard and deserved a beating, if the Enchantress suddenly got into trouble, she would still save her.
Tian Qi's thoughts were the same as Zi Ying's, and she was also concentrating secretly, planning to rescue her cheap husband at any time.
in the room.
Li Su put down the empty tea cup, looked at the beautiful cook kneeling at his feet, and chuckled: "What are you doing? Fill the master's cup with tea."
"Yes." Gu Qingyan quickly stood up, picked up the teapot, and poured tea for Li Su.
"What do you think my concubine Tian Qi looks like?" Li Su suddenly asked.
Outside the room, Tian Qi and Ziying were both startled, and they silently pricked up their ears.
Gu Qingyan said softly: "Mrs. Tian Qi is so beautiful and fragrant."
"More than just the beauty and beauty of the country? When I saw her for the first time, I thought she came out of a painting." Li Su said leisurely. This was not a lie. He saw Tian Qi's portrait first, and then I met Tian Qi himself.
Outside the room, Tian Qi's pretty face was red and her heart was beating fast.
Ziying frowned, glanced at the shy Princess, and suddenly felt regretful.
Since that bastard already knew that the cook was a witch, he naturally didn't dare to do anything to the witch, otherwise he would definitely be settled by his queen in the future.
Under such circumstances, it would be superfluous to bring Her Royal Highness here.
"This bastard is still plotting against Her Highness the Princess..." A hint of depression flashed in Ziying's eyes.
In the room, Gu Qingyan nodded repeatedly, catering to Li Su's words.
"I heard from Ziying that Xiaoqi has been helping you a lot recently?" Li Su asked.
Gu Qingyan nodded again.
"Xiao Qi is my concubine. When she helps you, I am actually helping you."
"Yes, yes, the master's kindness will be unforgettable for the rest of my life." Gu Qingyan said quickly. After saying that, she regretted it. She glanced at Li Su uneasily, and she saw Li Su's brows furrowed. .
"A great kindness and kindness that you will never forget?" Li Su picked up the tea cup, feeling speechless and helpless.
This enchantress is determined to fight against him.
Outside the room, Tian Qi and Ziying looked at each other and heard the "implication" of the cook and the witch.
"Master Li is so unlucky." Tian Qi secretly spit out her tongue. From her perspective, Li Su was kind and kind. She not only helped the cook bury her husband, but also provided the cook with a place to stay.
In the end, the cook became a seductress, and the cheap husband who did good deeds got himself into trouble for nothing.
"This enchantress is so small-minded." Zi Ying was also a little speechless. From her perspective, although Li Su was a big bastard, she really didn't treat the cook badly.
The most that can be done is to let the cook test the poison, and this is when the cook cooks the food.
in the room.
Gu Qingyan's scalp was numb, knowing that Li Su had misunderstood her meaning.
She really didn't mean anything else just now, she just agreed, but she didn't expect it to be self-defeating.
"I will never forget it? Am I really so good to you?" Li Su asked quietly.
"This..." Gu Qingyan was confused for a moment and didn't know how to answer. According to the character of the cook, she should definitely say 'yes'; but according to the identity of the enchantress, saying 'yes' means she is unwilling to let go of the person in front of her. asshole.
"I just helped you bury your husband and provided you with a place to stay." Li Su stared at Gu Qingyan, "Besides, what else have I done to you?"
"The master is very kind to the slave, and the slave is grateful to the master from the bottom of his heart." Gu Qingyan could only say this.
"You should really be grateful to me." Li Su hummed, "Without me and my family Qi, how could you be where you are today?"
"Yes, this slave is really grateful to Master and Madam." Gu Qingyan nodded quickly.
"Are you sincere?" Li Su asked.
"Of course I'm sincere." Gu Qingyan raised her head slightly with a sincere look on her face.
"But I have heard a saying." Li Su said quietly, "The more beautiful a woman is, the more she likes to lie."
"This bastard is really ink." Gu Qingyan cursed secretly and said shyly, "This slave is not good-looking."
"Unattractive women prefer to cheat." Li Su said quietly.
"Liar?" Gu Qingyan was startled, not knowing what she meant.
"Forget it." Li Su shook his head and took a sip of tea, "Then make an oath."
"Swear?" Gu Qingyan's face twitched slightly and she asked hesitantly, "How do you swear?"
Tian Qi and Zi Ying, who were eavesdropping outside the room, pricked up their ears and showed curiosity on their faces.
"Slave Ayan, no matter what the circumstances, I will never harm my master Li Su. If you violate this oath, you will not be able to pee day and night." Li Su said in a deep voice.
Gu Qingyan: "???"
Tian Qi: "???"
Ziying: "..."
The three women were speechless.
This poisonous oath is too vicious.
"Say." Li Su glanced at Gu Qingyan.
"..."
Gu Qingyan's scalp was numb. In the past, she didn't actually believe in any oaths.
When she was still the leader of the Hanyue Sect, most of the followers of the Hanyu Sect had sworn their allegiance to her for the rest of their lives; however, not only had she become the former leader, she was also being hunted by countless followers.
She would rather believe that bitch Yu Heng became the bastard woman in front of her than believe that the so-called oath can come true.
But this time, when she heard Li Su's extremely vicious words, "I can't stop urinating day and night," she found it hard to say anything.
I always feel that this sentence is too vicious.
It would be really terrible if the oath really came true.
