(This article is not a stallion article, not a stallion article. I swear, you have to believe it.)
"Ahem... hello, lesbian." The first one to launch the attack was Xu Damao. No matter what other people in the courtyard thought, he put on what he thought was a very gentle and gentle temperament and came to Yu Li.
"We didn't quarrel just now. We have friendly exchanges in the courtyard every day. It was this fool who broke my things just now and we were talking about compensation. I didn't scare you."
"I apologize if this scared you. Let me introduce myself solemnly. I am a projectionist at a steel rolling mill. My monthly salary is 42 yuan. My parents have moved away. I am the only one in the house. I have no personal information. Bad habits, excellent moral character..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Who's laughing!" Xu Damao was talking happily when a burst of ridicule came from behind.
"Xu Damao, don't mind. As a chef, I have actually received professional training. No matter how funny or serious the occasion is, I will never laugh unless I can't help it."
Silly Zhu didn't lie. He had really practiced. After all, he was good at cooking. He would often cook for some big shots and rich people, and he would also encounter all kinds of funny people and things. He couldn't laugh out loud. That was too much. grid.
"Hmph, please leave him alone. This person broke my things, so he disturbed me. Let's continue... Can you tell me your name?"
Xu Damao thinks that this performance is still very powerful, and there should be no woman who would not be tempted.
It's just that the atmosphere is a bit weird. Yan Jiecheng's eyes are on fire, as if he's about to burn himself, and his back is also burning.
Yan Bugui couldn't stand it anymore, and he didn't expect that he would end up eating melon on his own head.
"First Master, Second Master, don't stop me, don't stop me!~!! I want to beat Xu Damao's head off, I want to beat him up for how dare he speak to my future daughter-in-law like this." Yan Bugui kept saying Lifting his wrist, he looked like he was about to get fucked.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong also looked confused and didn't pull him!
"Xu Damao, what do you mean, Yu Li, my wife, what do you want to do!" Yan Jiecheng clenched his fists and shouted. Yu Li was not angry, but rather interested. This was the first time that Yan Jiecheng was so angry.
In Xu Damao's opinion, this means that he has a chance. This girl doesn't like Yan Jiecheng.
"Your wife? Have you received the certificate? Have you held a wedding? Or have you entered the bridal chamber? I have nothing. I want you to give me back your wife. What kind of era is it now? Fair competition and free love. Do you understand?"
After Xu Damao finished mocking, he smiled and said to Li, "Comrade Yu, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary friendship! I'll treat you to a movie."
"Hahaha...Yan Jiecheng, your courtyard is really interesting. Sure enough, Tongluogu Lane is famous." Yu Li finished laughing and said, "Yan Jiecheng and I have already received the certificate. Comrade, you are late. We are going to have a wedding banquet soon."
"Ah..." Xu Damao was stunned, and his heart kept falling.
Seeing that Xu Damao couldn't do it, Shazhu ran over and kicked Xu Damao away.
"Don't mind, you two. Xu Damao is ignorant. I apologize to you on his behalf." Silly Zhu's face was rosy and he was full of energy. He felt that his third spring was coming.
The first spring was the year I met Qin Huairu, but unfortunately she married Jia Dongxu. The second spring was the year I met Lou Xiao'e, but unfortunately the other party didn't like her. Now the third spring, if I'm right, this is the new announcer in the factory. Member Yu Haitang is indeed as beautiful as the legend says.
"My name is He Yuzhu. I am a chef at the steel rolling mill. My monthly salary is 35.5 yuan. I will be promoted to squad leader next year and will earn 2 yuan more. I am single now and I have no bad habits... Yan Jiecheng, don't be impulsive. I am talking to this person. Comrade Haitang speaks."
Seeing that Yan Jiecheng had already gone to pick up bricks, Shazhu immediately explained.
What? ? ? ! ! !
The whole hospital was shocked. No one expected that Shazhu, a 24-year-old man, would want an old cow to eat young grass!
Except for Xu Damao, he knew that Sha Zhu's target was Yu Haitang after just making eye contact, and he also realized that since Yu Li couldn't do it and couldn't cut off Hu, then Yu Haitang could do it.
"How can you, an old man, be worthy of being the belle of a steel rolling mill!" Xu Damao shouted, holding back Yi Zhonghai who was about to stand up to speak.
After all, Yi Zhonghai couldn't bear to see Sha Zhu looking for a wife. Qin Huairu, who was holding little Sophora japonica on the side, also breathed a sigh of relief. Sha Zhu couldn't get married!
The two looked at each other and had a tacit understanding. If Xu Damao couldn't stop him, they would have to take action.
"Yu Haitang, don't talk to him. This man likes widows, not like me." Xu Damao thought to himself, I only like women!
"Humph, my old man? It's better than a eunuch like you! You can't even give birth to a child and you still want to harm other people's girls. How shameless are you!" Silly Zhu took down Xu Damao's fig leaf without hesitation.
The way Yu Haitang looked at Xu Damao changed instantly. How could this man be like this?
"I can cure it. As long as Silhu gives me three hundred yuan, I can find a famous doctor to cure myself. Haitang, don't listen to him." Xu Damao said anxiously.
Yu Haitang is still a little girl now. Unlike when she was twenty-four or five years later, she has never thought about getting married because she feels that no one is worthy of her.
So he said: "You two... are both very good, but how can I tell which one of you is better?"
"Can this conference still be held?"
Being watched by so many people, Yu Haitang was not timid, but asked calmly and generously.
"Of course it will be opened! If Silly Zhu doesn't pay, I will send him to the police station!" Xu Damao said fiercely.
"Then you give it away, I don't have any money anyway!" Silly Zhu only had thirty or forty yuan in his pocket, and he really had no choice.
Yu Haitang looked at the two young men and for no reason thought of Su Xiaoqiang who he had just met outside the door.
"Do you know Su Xiaoqiang?" As soon as Yu Haitang spoke, the whole place was silent except for the sound of ants walking.
"Sure enough, it's Mr. Monster!" The Yu sisters thought at the same time.
Yi Zhonghai was the first to react and asked: "Why are you asking this person? He is not from our courtyard."
"It's nothing. I just think that since I, Yu Haitang, am naturally beautiful and am also an announcer, I must marry the best man. If any of you can be better than Su Xiaoqiang, I will try to be with him everywhere."
"Oh, that's it, Silly Zhu, don't agree. You can't beat Su Xiaoqiang." Yi Zhonghai had an idea and sent over with a provocation.
Sure enough, Silly Zhu was still hesitant, but when he heard what Yi Zhonghai said, he shouted on the spot: "I'm going to defeat Su Xiaoqiang right now!"
"I'll go too!" Xu Damao was obsessed with it and didn't care, or maybe he didn't want Silly Zhu to win!
"You just scared me, Su Xiaoqiang, I want to see if you are really that strong!" Yu Haitang thought proudly.
"Wait! You two have a sip of hot tea before you go. Be brave!~" Yi Zhonghai winked at Qin Huairu, asking her to tell Su Xiaoqiang to prepare some weapons and so on. Don't lose. .
But these words made the two of them even more excited. Silly Zhu and Xu Damao did not look back at all. They only heard Silly Zhu shout: "Put down the tea, I'll come when I go! Then drink hot tea!~"
"Then let's wait here." Yi Zhonghai could only smile awkwardly. Qin Huairu had no choice but to feel tired. She was really scared yesterday.
