The vision gradually changed from blurry to clear, and Cheng Yifei appeared in a valley.
A scorched yellow smoke enveloped the valley. The ground was littered with abandoned weapons and wolf-fang arrows. Bodies lay crisscrossed everywhere, and even the stream was dyed reddish-brown with blood.
"Pfft~hahaha..."
Cheng Yifei burst out laughing uncontrollably. The corpses that should have been very scary were all made of mosaics. Even the swords, guns, swords and halberds were made of pixel blocks, which was as harmonious and funny as the game "Minecraft".
"As expected of the training mode, it takes great care of the newcomers..."
Cheng Yifei couldn't help but take out his mobile phone, and the training mode information immediately popped up——
"Type: seven tubes"
"Training mode: 5 points for killing minions, 100 points for killing bosses"
"Restrictions: If you damage a player, you will be eliminated, and there will be no reward except experience points."
"Tip: There is no time limit. You can exit at any time with your mind. Those who have reached level 2 cannot re-enter."
"One soldier has 5 points, and four thousand soldiers can level up. It's really low..."
Cheng Yifei stepped forward and pulled out a pixel spear. He tried it and found that the feel and weight were good, so he walked deeper with the spear, but Tian Xiaobei, who was already at level 3, couldn't get in at all.
"Oh oh oh..."
A group of pixelated savages roared out of the beacon smoke. They were only as short as his shoulders. He had no choice but to hold back his smile and stepped forward to practice shooting alone.
But he soon discovered to his surprise that these little savages were excellent sparring partners.
He is weak and fast, and archers will appear as he fights, and they will cooperate with each other to sneak attack on his back, and even force him into a panic.
"Ah~~~"
Cheng Yifei suddenly jumped up and screamed loudly, blood spurting out of his butt like a fountain. When he looked back angrily, there was a female savage hiding in the stream, using a small wooden gun to explode his anus.
"It's your grandma's fault, don't run away if you have the guts..."
Cheng Yifei hid behind a boulder in embarrassment. Several bone arrows whizzed past his head. He quickly used his mobile phone to heal his butt, picked up a tiger head vine shield and rushed out again.
In order to relieve his hatred, Cheng Yifei also used his internal strength to fight against the enemy.
Unknowingly, he entered the jungle and was suddenly promoted to level 1 without realizing it. It wasn't until he knocked down a few real savages that he was shocked to realize that he no longer looked like a mosaic.
"I'll wipe it! 50 cents is going to be distributed..."
Cheng Yifei took a small red pill to replenish his strength. He had already forgotten that this was just a training session. He took a sip of water and continued to advance into the mountain. He even took out half of the Poison Bone Steps for use.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."
Rough bone arrows were shot at him like a torrential rain. The tiger head vine shield had been tied into a hedgehog, and the large savages surrounding the animal skins were flanking him from both sides.
Cheng Yifei ran away down the mountain, and not far away he shot back with a carbine.
He gave full play to the guerrilla strategy of retreating when the enemy is advancing, and harassing the enemy when he is tired. The savages made the harassed group go berserk, and rushed down the mountain to encircle and suppress him with all their strength.
"Whoosh~~"
A naked man suddenly shot into the forest and walked around behind the savages. However, as soon as he picked up a piece of animal skin and wrapped it under his body, several female savages suddenly appeared above him.
"Oh~ there are still girls..."
Cheng Yifei put on a coquettish and cool look. The female savage has a tall and fit figure, and her skin is sexy bronze. She only uses leopard skin to make a tube top and a short skirt. She also has long black hair and big eyes, which is very impressive.
The status of female savages is obviously higher than that of males.
Several male barbarians were scolded by them and walked towards Cheng Yifei with bright eyes. However, he had no shame in facing a group of NPCs and showed off his most coquettish dance moves with great joy.
"Wow~"
A female savage suddenly fell from the tree, knocked him down from behind, then straddled his waist, locking his arms tightly to prevent him from moving.
"Oh oh oh..."
The female savages waved their hands excitedly again
Shouting and jumping, Cheng Yifei also screamed and screamed with a playful smile. Anyway, he could exit at any time with his mind.
But the next second he couldn't laugh anymore.
The female savages swarmed up and surrounded him, stroking his body lustfully. Some of the older girls even drooled, and excitedly said words he couldn't understand.
"Hey! You are NPCs, can you be serious and don't mess around..."
Cheng Yifei started shouting with a red face, but the only response was a series of smiles, just like a group of bandits who had kidnapped Huang's daughter and were holding her down and having sex with her in a hurry.
"Don't do this! There are too many people. It really can't be done. I
Cheng Yifei struggled back and forth in shame and anger, but the more he struggled, the more excited he became, and his thoughts seemed to have failed.
"oh!!!"
As an animal skin apron was torn to the ground, the female savages shouted excitedly again, and the shouts made the mountains and forests tremble...
…
The sun sets.
A farmhouse in the scenic area of Jingshui County.
Tian Xiaobei was sweating in front of the semi-open earth stove, stir-frying vegetables. The two of them had been hiding in the mountains for three days.
The danger level of zombies has increased across the board, and sometimes even corpse odor powder is not easy to use, so the two of them can only huddle up and continue to watch.
"Hehe~ It's definitely not dark cuisine now, right? I'm so greedy that I'm a scumbag..."
Tian Xiaobei happily served the vegetables, but when he turned around, he almost threw the plate away in shock. Cheng Yifei returned at some point and was leaning on a wicker chair, smoking comfortably.
Tian Xiaobei said angrily, "You're sick! You didn't even say a word when you came back. You scared me!"
Cheng Yifei smiled and said, "I'm admiring the way you cook. Women who dance ballet also cook beautifully!"
"Hmph~ If you want to see me dance ballet, just say so. There is no need to flatter..."
Tian Xiaobei proudly walked to the table and put down the food, picked up a leek and stuffed it into his mouth, and said with a smile: "Looking at you smiling so happily, you have been at the training ground all day, did you encounter something? Baby?"
"No baby! There are women, no, there are savages..."
Cheng Yifei opened two bottles of beer and put them on the table, and said: "The first one is to fight virtual villains, and the second one is to fight against the savage army. It is a good exercise for my adaptability. I plan to take a sip of contaminated water, go down to a level and then go in again." Practice!"
"Self-harm? There won't be any female players in there..."
Tian Xiaobei sat next to him slightly suspiciously, then poured two glasses of wine and clinked them with him, and extended a long leg in front of him.
"Yeah!! My craftsmanship has improved, it's great..."
Cheng Yifei drank and ate without looking sideways, as if his old man had escaped into Buddhism, and remained unmoved no matter how much Tian Xiaobei teased him.
After Cheng Yifei had eaten and drank, he went to take a shower, and the bed and breakfast at the farmhouse was also lit up by the generator.
"You bastard! I can't even play with my legs anymore. There must be something evil..."
Tian Xiaobei sat down on the rocking chair with cold eyes, took out his mobile phone and opened Happy Mahjong, and sent invitations to Xiao Duohai and Li Rui...
"Alita: Please post less side photos and stop providing spiritual food to the naughty dogs."
"Tinghai: Do I need to wipe my edges? If I wear a short skirt, he will lick the screen. Ruirui, please wipe it."
"Li Rui: Hee hee~ Just rub it a little, he must have done something bad to my photo."
"Alita: No! He is as holy as Fa Hai. I am almost turning into a snake spirit. Do you want to see his shameful photos?"
"Alita: (picture) (picture) (picture)"
"Tinghai: Oh my god! ! You actually secretly photographed us, so we won’t be banned.”
"Li Rui: I don't dare to look, my heart can't bear it"
"Alita: It would be a shame not to have such a figure. I'll sell him to an old rich woman when we get to the refugee camp."
"Ting Hai: If he loses his face, I will sit on his lap and touch his abdominal muscles."
"Li Rui: I touched her, she has really eight-pack abs, so hard it's scary"
Cheng Yifei didn't realize their harsh words
, was happily taking a shower in the bathroom of the B&B, but a gust of cold wind suddenly blew from the window, carrying sand grains and rattling the glass.
"Hey~ It's June, why is it still so cold..."
Cheng Yifei couldn't help but shudder. Unexpectedly, when he turned around and looked out the window, he saw a strange cloud of yellow sand spinning in the sky like a small tornado.
A woman is suspended in a tornado.
She had charming curves and a slender figure, and she even looked a little familiar, but her whole body was covered with a layer of fine yellow sand, which disappeared when he rubbed his eyes.
"What the hell, it can't be haunted..."
Cheng Yifei stretched out his head and took a look but found nothing unusual. He could only close the window tightly suspiciously, hurriedly put on clean clothes and walked into the living room.
"Man! Let's play mahjong, three are missing and one is missing..."
Tian Xiaobei jumped on the sofa while shaking his cell phone, and split into a horse with malicious intent, but Cheng Yifei told her what had just happened.
"A familiar female ghost?"
Tian Xiaobei said in surprise: "It can't be evil that is causing trouble for you. It's been a long time since you got close to others. If I were Jiang Ziyao, I wouldn't want to deal with you anymore!"
"The evil one is not just Ziyao, she has a very weird personality, and she can't be coaxed even if she buys a bag..."
Cheng Yifei sat on the sofa in distress. When he took out his phone and opened it, he saw that Evil was still sleeping in the toolbar and had long since lost the ability to automatically protect his master.
"Tsk~Jiang Ziyao is just a fake aloof person, he is really green tea..."
Tian Xiaobei jumped up arrogantly and said: "Jiang Ziyao likes to dance, don't you bring her out to dance with me, and when I crush her to pieces, you jump out to stand up for her and make sure she is obedient." Just like a dog!"
"Really or not? Don't make her anxious..."
Cheng Yifei released the evil spirit doubtfully, and the evil spirit floated quietly in front of him, while Tian Xiaobei immediately did a rear axle leg lift, rolled to the middle of the living room, and stood upright again.
"Good! Beautiful, worthy of being a ballet goddess..."
Cheng Yifei applauded very hard, then played pure music on his mobile phone, and Tian Xiaobei also started dancing to the music.
Sometimes it spins on one leg, and sometimes it jumps lightly, like an elegant little swan dancing.
Tian Xiaobei's dancing was not unprofessional, and she also inherited her mother's natural charm. Cheng Yifei, a grown man, was fascinated by it and unconsciously raised his hands and shook them from side to side.
finally!
The dormant evil once again turned into a human form, and not to be outdone, stepped on the coffee table and danced. Tian Xiaobei also showed a proud look, simply crossed his arms and looked at the evil with contempt.
"Tch~ I don't have any dancing talent, I can only imitate others..."
Tian Xiaobei continued to taunt with great disdain, and Evil's dance became more and more chaotic. When Cheng Yifei couldn't bear to look at it, he lowered his head and shook his head, and Evil actually trampled the coffee table to pieces.
Tian Xiaobei clapped his hands and mocked: "Haha~ You still want to dance like this, go back to your phone and go to sleep!"
"Tian Xiaobei! That's enough for you. She has great talent, but she just lacks practice..."
Cheng Yifei suddenly jumped up to Sinzhi and protected her with a righteous rebuttal. Tian Xiaobei burst out crying, ran into the second bedroom and slammed the door.
"Ziyao!! We don't have the same experience as her..."
Cheng Yifei waved his hand and released the armor-piercing arrow box, took out a long white skirt from it, handed it to Evil and said with a smile: "This is the skirt I specially selected for you. If you put on this shirt and practice hard, you will definitely be able to do it." Compare her to that!"
"..."
The silent evil one has always been very cold, but this time she took the initiative to take over the white dress and waved playfully before getting back into her phone.
At the same time, the phone also received a notification——
"Tip: Evil is released from dormancy, favorability +3"
"Woman!! You are synonymous with vanity..."
Cheng Yifei walked into the master bedroom dumbfounded. He lay down on the bed and was ready to join the mess, but he was touched.
There were a handful of grains of sand, and the windows were all locked.
Cheng Yifei was startled, and hurriedly walked to the window and looked outside. Then he carefully recalled Sha Nu's body shape, and suddenly he met a woman he had just met.
"Amanda! No way..."
