"Don't fight! If you have something to say, please talk to me..."
Many people spoke to dissuade the troublemaker. After all, Cheng Yifei came back after hunting a reindeer, but a group of drunkards, secretly instigated by the gold chain, rushed out with sticks raised.
"I kindly treat you to meat, but you still want to take off the panties of my ladies..."
Cheng Yifei fiercely pulled out the hatchet, cut the rope on the car with a wave of his hand, then grabbed the two hind legs of the reindeer and swung the reindeer up like a big pendulum.
"Wow!!!"
A loud exclamation echoed through the forest, and the reindeer weighing more than 300 kilograms flew out, not only knocking the four grown men to the ground, but several other drunkards were also stunned.
Aunt Xiao said doubtfully: "Of course! I'm talking about pants, not underpants, right?"
"He said what he was saying, but I wore two pairs, hehe..."
Chu Muran smiled and patted his butt. Unexpectedly, Cheng Yifei grabbed the motorcycle again and actually swung the broken motorcycle with one hand, and once again swung the three men with broken livers and gallbladders away.
"Fuck! Is he still human..."
Jin Lianzi's expression in the crowd changed drastically, and he pulled out the pistol from his waist in a panic, but a big hand suddenly snatched the gun away.
"Do you want to kill someone after a fight? They have already brought out the food, but they have not killed anyone..."
Coach Huang was very annoyed and took away the gun. Jin Lianzi stamped his feet and did not dare to refute, but the drunkards were so frightened that they sobered up and ran away crawling back.
"I still want to run away! I am the only one who can take off my girls' panties..."
Cheng Yifei grabbed the deer carcass ferociously, and even tore open a whole deer leg with his bare hands. Amid the exclamations of the crowd, he raised the deer leg high and caught up with the drunkards, smashing them all over their heads and faces. Helping people cry for father and mother.
"Mom!"
Ye Li in the museum shouted: "Isn't he level 3? This power must be level 4, right?"
"wrong!"
Bald Ding didn't notice her gaffe, and said in surprise: "He doesn't have the agility of a level 4 body, more like a level 3 body with added bonuses. Could it be that his bloodline is that of an ancient warrior? Otherwise, where would the power bonus come from? The props are there The outside world can’t use it either!”
Ye Li was surprised and said: "Ancient warrior, the strongest warrior bloodline?"
"There is no strongest, every bloodline has its advantages and disadvantages..."
Bald Ding said in a gloomy tone: "Once a level 3 ancient warrior goes berserk, his strength will be as strong as that of a level 5 body, and he will lose his mind. He will either kill the enemy or himself, but your senior brother's blast blade is just right. It’s his nemesis!”
"Is Senior Brother going to take action? His level 4 body should be fine..."
Ye Li hurriedly lay down on the glass wall. She saw the senior brother hiding behind the bus. He bent down and made a running motion. He even pointed his palms together like a knife, and then kicked the ground with his right foot. People were shot out like cannonballs.
"ah!!!"
A female scream suddenly sounded, and the three-legged reindeer actually jumped up, lowered its head and jumped with its branch-like antlers, just in time to hit the figure that was shooting at a high speed.
"Bang~"
The huge reindeer exploded in an instant, turning into flesh and splattering everywhere. However, a large man fell out of the blood mist. Like an out-of-control speed skater, he rolled and fell on the ground for more than ten times, lying on his back. On the grass.
"Fuck! My deer..."
Cheng Yifei stopped in shock, holding up the deer leg. Even the drunkards who were beaten were stunned. They saw the senior brother lying on the ground and vomiting blood. The big deer head was almost embedded in his chest, and the antlers also knocked him I felt a chill in my heart and my heart was soaring!
"Not good! I caught my eye, and there's a witch..."
Bald Ding hurriedly grabbed the stunned Ye Li and hurriedly hid behind the curtains in the rest area. Chu Muran, who was opposite, had just stopped twisting and glanced around sharply through the glass door.
"Oh~ This deer must have swallowed the bomb. It's really unlucky..."
No one found out that it was the senior brother who hit the reindeer and everyone thought it was the reindeer that exploded on its own. The senior brother who still wanted to touch the phone kicked his legs and died.
"Sister Ran! How did this guy explode? It scared me..."
Cheng Yifei walked to the door strangely, and Chu Muran whispered: "Didn't you say there was a player on the other side? I noticed that he wanted to sneak attack you, but I didn't expect that he was super fast. I just picked up the deer and went to go up against him. , he bumped into it by himself!"
"Don't make any noise! There is some kind of director opposite. I'll go meet him tonight..."
Cheng Yifei walked back and said loudly: "Everyone has seen it. This deer was not raised by me, so it is none of my business. Clean it up quickly. After cleaning up, I will treat you to venison noodles, and I will hunt a hippopotamus for you to taste tomorrow." Try it!”
"Oh! Long live Boss Fei..."
A group of people came over happily and quickly found tools to clean up the flesh and blood on the ground. Some people carried deer legs into Hall No. 2.
"Bah~ I'll fight you to death, you bunch of bastards who bully the weak and fear the strong..."
Aunt Xiao blocked the door and scolded her with a fierce look on her face, but there were people in the crowd who knew her, and several wealthy ladies gathered around her and flattered her wildly.
"Haha~ Ah Fei is our door-to-door son-in-law, of course he has to listen to me..."
Aunt Xiao raised her head very arrogantly and deliberately kept her words vague. It felt like she had an invisible tail that was already high in the sky.
"Then what's going on with Miss Chu? It feels like the two of them..."
A young woman looked at Chu Muran in confusion, but Kuotai smiled ambiguously and said: "You don't understand this. They are best friends. In extraordinary times, sisters are of the same mind. Grasping the root is the key, otherwise Mr. Xiao It’s too much for one person!”
"Hahaha……"
A group of women were all laughing. Aunt Xiao also covered her mouth and lowered her head to laugh dryly, but her eyes secretly glanced at Cheng Yifei, and finally realized that he and Chu Muran were pretending to be a couple.
…
Night is falling!
Building No. 1 seemed to have been abandoned, and precious plants had been cut down. We moved to Building No. 2 to barbecue reindeer meat, but the crowds were all concentrated in the basement. There is no equipment in the basement of Building No. 2. Thousands of square meters are enough for several people. Ten people made a scene.
"Sister Wang! Take off one piece, Sister Wang! Take off one piece..."
A group of wolf friends waved and shouted, and the emergency lights illuminated the sisters-in-law, who were dancing coquettishly in the middle. In order to prove that they were not selling fake wine, Cheng Yifei took the lead in drinking a large glass of red wine, and let the others get high too.
"A Fei! Please ask Auntie to dance..."
Aunt Xiao sat on the chair and raised her hand gracefully. Cheng Yifei reluctantly went over and held her hand. This bitch had been staring at him all night and refused to let him have the opportunity to get close to Chu Muran. However, I didn't even come down to attend the sorority party.
"truth!"
Cheng Yifei subconsciously praised Aunt Xiao. Under her coat was a low-necked shirt, and the large area of skin on her chest was so white that it was shiny.
"Haha~ It's white! It's white and natural..."
Aunt Xiao felt that his words were a kind of compliment, so she smiled sweetly and put her arms around his shoulders, swaying casually to the changing slow song.
"Since you entered our house, all four women in our family have been surrounding you..."
Aunt Xiao looked directly at him and said: "My mother cares about what you eat, my sister urges me to help you make money, and my niece even sleeps with you. Although I am a little harsh on you, it is also to urge you to make progress. I didn’t treat you as an outsider!”
"I don't treat you as an outsider. Besides, I have always fulfilled my promise..."
Cheng Yifei said seriously: "Nana said that if I take away her first time, I will have to take care of her family all my life. I thought she said marriage, but today I understand... She is also a player, and she will take care of you Entrusted to me!"
"..."
Aunt Xiao's face changed with horror, and her words were stuck in her throat.
"Little aunt! We will always be a family, but Nana and I have to come to an end..."
Cheng Yifei patted her waist and turned to leave. Aunt Xiao fell tremblingly on the chair and couldn't stop her tears from flowing out.
Come to the ground.
The two cooks were still leading people to roast venison, and the glass walls were blocked by curtains. Hall No. 1 was still dark and quiet, except for Ye Li and the others.
"Squeak~"
Cheng Yifei gently opened the door of the empty room, and saw Chu Muran, dripping with sweat, jumping alone, letting the long-dead elder brother repeatedly pretend to be a corpse, and became more and more proficient in "dancing with the corpse".
"I'll go! This bitch is a cruel person..."
Cheng Yifei closed the door and lost interest, but turned around and saw Coach Huang on patrol. He stopped the golden chain from shooting, but Aunt Xiao saw it. She specially invited him to come over for a big meal and asked him to arrange a group of people to take turns watching.
"Old Huang! Have you eaten enough..."
Cheng Yifei chased after him and put his arms around his shoulders, and whispered: "You have a good character and are a veteran. From now on, you teach me how to fight and shoot. I will take you to experience a completely different world. Not only can you survive, but you can also Become Superman!"
"Superman? Are you too drunk..."
Coach Huang stared at him in confusion. Cheng Yifei walked out the door with a smile and said nothing, and came to the dark small square and said: "I know you don't believe it even if I tell you, then I will show you my super power. Remember Keep the secret for me!"
"Okay! If you can fly into the sky, I will kneel down and call you big brother..."
Coach Huang pointed mockingly at the bright starry sky. Unexpectedly, with a "swish" sound, Cheng Yifei suddenly disappeared out of thin air, leaving only a set of clothes falling to the ground.
"Fake, fake wine to fly! He can fly only after I drink fake wine, it's over! My brain is damaged..."
Coach Huang took two steps back in horror and ran back following the crying father and mother. However, the naked Cheng Yifei was standing in the bus. However, when he was about to laugh, he was dumbfounded. In the empty carriage, there was actually He's not the only one.
"..."
Cheng Yifei looked blankly at the back row. Ye Li was carrying a scattered travel bag and looked like she wanted to run away. At the same time, she was staring at him with dumbfounded eyes...
