The chill in Yangcheng in early April has not subsided, and the clouds are overcast early in the morning.
at this time.
A van covered with liquor advertisements drove off the elevated highway and entered the funeral parlor built against the mountain.
"What kind of foreign girl do I want? It's not a foot-washing place in the western suburbs, it's a crematorium in the western suburbs..."
Cheng Yifei, who was driving, was wearing a Bluetooth headset and shouted angrily: "My ex-girlfriend's aunt died. She gave me a dream last night, saying that she died miserably and asked me to burn a big nigger for her. It needs to be bold." Enlarge it and send it over quickly!”
Stop the car.
The courtyard has long lost the gloom and solemnity of the past. Instead, it is filled with luxury cars, crowded people, and countless wreaths that have almost formed a sea of flowers.
The beauties who matched the wealthy men were also in groups, either in black silk hip-hugging skirts or tight-fitting yoga pants, pretending to be sad while not forgetting to pose.
"Tsk, tsk~ Wear yoga pants and go to the crematorium. Is this to summon spirits..."
Cheng Yifei lit a cigarette with disdain, put on a wrinkled black suit and waited, but at the age of twenty-four, he was strong, tall, thin and slightly dark, with short hair spiked in the front. His eyes were small but full of intelligence, and he also had a A kind of unruly ruffian.
"Squeak~"
A Panamera suddenly rushed to the side of the car, and a long-haired lady in a black dress stepped out.
"Fake wine! How did you promise me yesterday? The funeral has already started..."
Sister Yu looks like she wants to eat people, but she is still tall and slender in her thirties, with fair skin, long legs, and phoenix eyes. She has excellent temperament and appearance.
"Ha~ little aunt! No, President Xiao, your bank girls' tricks are too deep..."
Cheng Yifei jumped out of the car and said with a smile: "Your best friend had a falling out with her husband's family and couldn't attend her husband's funeral. So she wanted to sneak into the morgue to take another look. But you asked me to find a friend for help, but you didn't tell me that there were bodyguards watching her, and you even hid it. She’s an outcast!”
"Why don't you be so arrogant to me? Your ex-girlfriend's aunt is also your elder..."
Not to be outdone, Aunt Xiao said: "I know you have always hated me, but you spend all your time selling fake wine at the crematorium and don't want to make progress. What's wrong with me letting Nana stay away from you? Besides, as long as you work hard, there is no chance of getting back together. !”
"Don't come here! I'd rather spend money to marry a beautiful lady than be a dog-licker and take over..."
Cheng Yifei crossed his arms and said: "Your best friend is just engaged. She is a slut without ever getting married. Her fiancé died of a drunk driving accident. It is not unfair to call her a cheating husband. Besides, it is a rule to shun the door but not come in. If you break the rules... …You have to pay more!”
"you……"
Aunt Xiao said bitterly: "Okay! Money is not the problem. The problem is that the body is already in the memorial hall. How can we get in in front of everyone?"
"Hmph~"
Cheng Yifei raised his head and said proudly: "In this place, you can doubt my character, but you must not doubt my strength. Not just anyone can sell wine here!"
"Crunch~"
A commercial vehicle suddenly stopped next to it, and under Aunt Xiao's shocked gaze, four dancers with heavy makeup filed out.
Wearing all leather shorts and fishnet stockings, with hair that is either yellow or purple, it looks like a country stage, but it is carrying four soul-calling flags.
Aunt Xiao was shocked and said: "You...are you still doing nothing?"
"I will be there wherever you have a banquet. I can also be the master of ceremonies when you get married. When you go..."
Cheng Yifei picked up a soul-calling bell and turned away, but the dancers opened the trunk again, pulled out a big black man tied with paper, and stuffed it directly into the confused Aunt Xiao.
Only one sentence left...burn it to his ex-girlfriend's aunt, my condolences!
"Cheng Yifei! You bastard..."
Amid Aunt Xiao's screams of shame and anger, Cheng Yifei led the team outside the memorial hall.
At this time, the process of silent mourning has not yet begun, but dignitaries from all walks of life have already gathered, and even female celebrities came in person, which shows that the family background of the deceased is extraordinary.
"The time has come, the dark people will lead the way, keep strangers away..."
Cheng Yifei shook the soul-calling bell with his head held high, and the dancers also held high the eye-catching soul-calling flags.
The bodyguards in front of the door retreated one after another, and the crowd of guests also hurriedly made way for fear of getting dirty things.
But the next second everyone was shocked.
Cheng Yifei strode to the flower stand. Mr. Wu, who had already soaked his hair, was wearing a suit, bloated and lying quietly in the crystal coffin.
The four dancers skillfully turned on the speakers, and the song "Pure Land of Paradise" instantly resounded throughout the funeral parlor.
"Hey! Are you mistaken? We don't have any dancers at home..."
A middle-aged man with glasses hurriedly stood out from the crowd, but the dancers did not care what he shouted, they shook their heads and twerked to the exciting music, and the soul-calling flags were flying up and down.
The faces of the family members were all green with anger, and the guests couldn't bear to look at her.
"Shh~ You don't have to like cosplay, but please respect the hobbies of the deceased..."
Cheng Yifei said shamelessly: "There are so many people and no one is mourning. The wandering soul can't find a home at all. We can only attract him with his favorite activities. Otherwise, if he can't be reincarnated, he will be a lonely ghost and a wandering ghost. Your family will be restless!" "
"fart!"
The man with glasses yelled angrily: "Stop engaging in feudal superstition here. My nephew comes from a famous family and there is no way he likes these vulgar things!"
"Are you sure? It's more vulgar than ultra-thin yoga pants..."
Cheng Yifei looked at the "yoga pants" sarcastically. As soon as he said this, many people burst into laughter, and the people in the "yoga pants" even rubbed their noses guiltily.
"Look! The portrait is crying..."
The crowd suddenly erupted in exclamations, and two lines of light yellow tears were seen flowing out from the huge portrait of Mr. Wu.
"this……"
The man with glasses took half a step back in shock, swallowed his mouth and dared not speak. Some dignitaries even bowed repeatedly.
"Everyone! As the sage has said, respect ghosts and gods and stay away from them..."
Cheng Yifei said loudly: "For the sake of the rest of the deceased and the well-being of the family members, please keep a reverent heart. Someone is coming! A filial wife throws a basin, and the West welcomes... Where is the person? Isn't he engaged? My fiancée Act on behalf of filial piety!"
"Come on, come on! This is his fiancée, Chu Muran..."
Aunt Xiao ran in panting, dragging a beautiful young woman with short hair.
At this time, the family members no longer dared to stop her, and allowed Chu Muran, who was in tears, to step forward. The people from the funeral home followed closely behind and brought her a copper basin, linen clothes and other items.
"Tsk tsk~ We are young and don't know how good young women are, so we mistakenly treat young girls as treasures..."
Cheng Yifei retreated to the wall with a smile but not a smile. Chu Muran could be said to be the most beautiful woman in the world. Not only did he have a majestic face, he also had a more curvy figure than Aunt Xiao. Many men present showed signs of coveting. .
"hooligan!"
Aunt Xiao came over in a sly manner and asked in a low voice: "The funeral company is working with you, right? Did they tamper with the portrait?"
"A funeral is just a play, performed by the living for the dead..."
Cheng Yifei smiled maliciously and said: "I can't tell you my cooking skills, but I can take over your best friend's plate. From now on, I will be your brother-in-law, and you will be my sister-in-law. My ex-girlfriend is also your equal. Just think about it. Isn’t it exciting?”
"Cheng Yifei! You are just a scumbag, vindictive and perverted..."
Aunt Xiao was once again so angry with him that she broke her guard. But just as she was about to slap him, she was interrupted by a dull shock.
"Dong~"
The crystal coffin shook violently for no reason, not only shaking the acrylic coffin lid, but even Chu Muran was frightened and took two steps back.
"You're not done yet. It's scary after the show is over..."
Aunt Xiao patted her heart and stepped aside. The man with glasses also stepped forward and shouted, "Hey! What's going on? You're not a half-hearted kid, are you?"
"It's none of my business. The freezer truck is probably broken..."
Cheng Yifei walked towards the crystal coffin in confusion, but when he got closer, his scalp was numb.
Young Master Wu in the coffin was twitching violently. Not only did a large number of black veins bulge on his face, like a nest of intertwined black earthworms, but black pointed bones also sprouted from the tips of his ten fingers.
"Ah! It's a fake corpse..."
As soon as the bespectacled man came closer, he let out a ghostly scream, which frightened Cheng Yifei and caused him to fall down, causing the transparent coffin lid to explode in response.
"Bang~"
The coffin lid slammed on Cheng Yifei's head. Young Master Wu, who should have been dead long ago, jumped up and threw down the nearest man with glasses.
"Pfft~"
Both claws were inserted into his ribs, a big mouth full of fangs was opened, and half of his face was chewed off in one bite, and the blood instantly stained the hall red.
"ah!!!"
The huge crowd immediately exploded, rushing to escape outside the door, but blocked the door with water. The anxious women cried loudly, and you pushed me and pulled each other.
"Roar~"
Young Master Wu raised his head and let out a roar. He kicked off his legs and rushed straight towards the crowd. He opened his mouth wide and caught and bit anyone. He was completely in a state of denial.
"It's over, it's over! I'm really done with it now..."
Cheng Yifei opened the coffin lid in fear, rolled and crawled under a row of wreaths, and bumped into Chu Muran's butt, pushing the little widow upside down.
"Husband! I am your wife..."
Chu Muran kicked his legs in panic and screamed. Cheng Yifei was so frightened that he rushed on her back, covered her mouth and said harshly: "Don't scream, I don't want to take the blame for your adulterer. I'm lying to you." Whether it's adultery or murder, you must have stolen the person!"
"I didn't, he cheated on me, I swear..."
Chu Muran cried bitterly and shook her head. Cheng Yifei let go of her hesitantly and pushed her to climb towards the passage of the back door. Many smart people had already escaped in.
"A Fei! Save me, save me..."
Aunt Xiao was lying next to the front door, crying and screaming, with several people pressed on her back. Fortunately, she managed to attract Young Master Wu, and she jumped towards her and was about to bite her in one bite.
"Bang~"
A fire extinguisher suddenly flew across the sky, knocked over Mr. Wu at the critical moment, and exploded with a large ball of dry powder, covering a large space.
"come out faster!"
Cheng Yifei broke through the smoke and rushed over, pulling Aunt Xiao out of the crowd, but like a drowning person, Aunt Xiao jumped up and jumped on his back, wrapped around his waist and shouted urgently: " Go, go, drive, drive!”
"Nima! Your niece has never ridden me like this..."
Cheng Yifei ran back with her on his back angrily, but as soon as he ran out of the smoke, he was shocked to find that the body of the man with glasses had climbed up and was holding down a little old man and munching on it.
"What's going on? No, it can't be a zombie..."
Cheng Yifei shivered and widened his eyes. Unexpectedly, many injured people also fell to the ground. Not only did their faces bulge with black veins like spider webs, they even twisted and roared in weird postures, almost exactly like the legendary zombies. .
"Go quickly! I'm afraid..."
The horrified Aunt Xiao cried again, and Cheng Yifei quickly ran into the passage with her on his back. However, there was not even a window in the deep passage. It was the inner corridor for transporting the remains, and the group of people who escaped had already escaped. .
"Chu Muran! What are you doing squatting there? Why don't you leave quickly..."
Cheng Yifei had just closed the door and unexpectedly discovered that Chu Muran was kneeling alone in front of the door at the end, leaning on the crack of the door to peek at something. When he ran over with Aunt Xiao on his back, he saw that there was a blue nail nailed on the door. Sign - Morgue!
"Ugh~ I, I told you that I wasn't the one who stole people, and yet you still wrongfully accuse me..."
Chu Muran turned around aggrieved and fearfully, her legs shaking as if they were shaking. When the two of them leaned against the crack of the door in confusion, their eyes suddenly popped out.
In the spacious and cold morgue, there was blood and mutilated limbs all over the floor.
In addition to six rows of stainless steel morgues, there are more than ten crystal coffins, but more than half of them have been opened.
A group of people who escaped in fell everywhere, either twisting and cramping, or being eaten by the black-veined zombies.
"Dong dong dong..."
Sudden!
There was a hammering sound like a drum, which actually came from the inside of the morgue, but soon there was a bang.
"Dang~"
A small refrigerator door suddenly flew out and hit the floor, denting it into the bottom of a pot. The two women were so frightened that they almost screamed.
A petite female corpse tore open the body bag.
He was twisting his body with disheveled hair, and the ice particles on his body kept falling off, and then he crawled out like Sadako, and his whole body was covered with knotted black tendons.
"Look at this quickly..."
Chu Muran raised his phone tremblingly. There was an emergency notification bar on the screen. It was actually a very rare disaster alert——
A large number of meteorite fragments fell last week. They were found to contain unknown neurotoxins and have contaminated rivers and water sources in many countries around the world. The infected people are highly aggressive and contagious. Residents are asked to stay at home and not go out.
"It's over! It's really a zombie..."
Cheng Yifei closed the door cautiously, but then there was a series of explosions, and the sound of the morgue being kicked open came one after another...
