Onizuka Ichizo probably never dreamed that he was just someone to have fun with during the Dragon Boat Festival.
The only remaining things about LY are Kazuka Onizuka, the spy leader, and the two uncertain factors, Li Yuqing and Wu Zhiwen, and then the matter about LY will be settled.
Next, Dragon Boat Festival only needs to go to the 56th Army station to talk to Liao Guangyi about life, and go to Cao Fulin to comfort him, and the matter with the Third Army will be over.
So Onizuka Ichizo liked acting, so he let him act in Dragon Boat Festival, until Onizuka Ichizo himself couldn't act anymore.
Because people act because there is an audience watching. By this time, his audience had long been fed up. Moreover, the more Onizuka Ichizo plays, the more loopholes he becomes. So, no matter what he said, no one believed him anymore.
He was giving a narcissistic speech like a clown.
The old abacus on the side finally couldn't listen anymore and cursed: "Don't live in vain, what are you talking about? Because you are hungry, you go to eat rice fields? Not only do you eat, you also wash with rice fields Had a bath.
And haven’t you noticed it yourself? The color of your clothes covering you is obviously different from the color outside. When you take a shower, you just wash your body, not your face?
And you said you are a math teacher, then let me test you. How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes? How long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? "
The old abacus questioned Onizuka Ichizo. Although Onizuka Ichizo was confused by the series of questions asked by the old abacus, he believed that he must answer this math problem quickly and accurately to regain the respect of the Chinese people around him. trust.
"Hahaha!"
At the same time, Lao Abacus tapped me with the index finger of his left hand, looking like he was finished.
Wu Zhiwen thought for a while and replied: "No, but it's the young man. Zhao Jianzhi is in charge. But I have too many people. You asked me to just collect intelligence."
Wu Zhiwen bowed slightly and said, "Thank you for your hard work, uncle. That's your dereliction of duty."
As he said the Dragon Boat Festival, he pointed at Onizuka Ichizo, then turned back and said a few words to Xiaguan Zhibiao, who then shouted: "Everyone is gone. Return to the camp and wait for orders. This place will be handed over to the military commander."
Perhaps when facing the regular army, we didn't have the guts to express our loyalty, but when we learned that the opponent was a military commander, we took shelter as much as possible for fear of getting burned! ...At the same time, the military commander's agents quickly came back, escorted Onitsuka Kazzo, and called trucks to take away all the Japanese corpses.
"I am Japanese!"
At this time, the common people suddenly realized that although there were no soldiers to stop us, we took stones or sticks to throw Onizuka Ichizo.
Wu Zhiwen said helplessly: "You are too young to look down on Zheng Yaoxian's pistol team. We are all elite soldiers, and the accuracy of pistol shooting is very low. Very few of your brothers have died from our guns. It's time now What should we do? Do you think Song Huanbiao’s pistol brigade may surrender to the Japanese?"
Lao Abacus smiled disdainfully: "He can do it if he does it again. He heard this badly. Lao Wang smokes 50 cigarettes a day, and Lao Zhang smokes 10 cigarettes a day. Five years ago, Lao Zhang smoked more cigarettes than Lao Wang. There is even less smoke, why is that?”
Wu Zhiwen walked slowly to Duanwu's side and whispered: "Li Yuqing and Zheng Yao ran away first. Sun Tongxuan's wife was shot and was sent to the hospital. Now she knows whether she will live or die."
Old Abacus smiled at this time and said: "Old Wang smoked too few cigarettes and would have died a long time ago. Hahaha!"
At this time, even though Onizuka Izou protected his head with his hands, he was still hit by a stone, which made my head bleed.
Onizuka Ichizo's voice became louder and louder as he spoke, because I also wanted to understand the reason behind it. It takes the same time for eight children to eat eight loaves as it does for forty children to eat forty loaves.
Onizuka Ichizo simply abstained from voting because I think that question is reasonable. No matter how you calculate it, Lao Zhang may draw less than Lao Wang.
Because right in front of me, a truck drove up, and then a strange figure appeared in front of me, it was Song Huanbiao.
Just thinking that at this time, the people and young people around him were shaking their heads. Because what the old abacus gives is basically a math problem, but a brain teaser.
"Japanese, damn, we were almost deceived by me!"
And that question was very complicated, not an arithmetic question.
The people around him laughed, but Onizuka Ichizo was not stunned and asked: "How can it be eight minutes? It takes eight children three minutes to eat eight cakes. So forty children eat four Ten loaves,... need, need,..."
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The people on both sides of the street moved forward quickly, never daring to leave behind. Because the name of the military commander is like thunder, this is a Senluo Palace that only retreats or exits. It is completely different from the regular army like the Dragon Boat Festival.
At that moment, Lao Abacus laughed, and then hit Onizuka Ichizo with a bang, which made Onizuka Izou's head buzz.
Dragon Boat Festival didn't pay attention to it, and he didn't mean to stop the people. I was smoking a cigarette and looking in front of me.
After finishing the answer, Onizuka Ichizo was not yet proud. After all, my answer speed was very slow.
By the way, give him a big gift. This is the commander of the Japs' ly operation. Let him go to trial! Be careful what he does, but there is no point in it, I have to die. "
Duanwu asked back: "Where are his people? Isn't he planning something far away from the pistol brigade?"
But Onizuka Ichizo was still convinced and said: "His trick was slow-braining, and did he explain in advance that you were doing the math according to the math problems? If you don't have the ability, he will try another one?"
At this time, the old abacus answered: "It takes three minutes for eight children to eat eight cakes, and it only takes eight minutes for forty children to eat forty cakes."
Duanwu waved his hand and said: "That doesn't matter. Anyway, we have to go to the defense area of the 56th Army no matter what. It's just a little earlier or a little later.
"Kill that bitch of mine!"
"It takes three minutes for eight children to eat eight loaves. How much time does it take for forty children to eat forty loaves?"
"Hahaha, wrong!"
All the soldiers shouted at the same time, then put away their guns and stepped forward, quickly lined up in two lines, and then set off to the military camp in front of them.
But at this moment, Lao Abacus jumped up and hit him again and again, hitting Onizuka Ichizo so hard that he almost fell upside down on the spot.
"Kill me!"
Duanwu said: "It's not a big trouble, it's just a small problem. It seems that you have to leave tonight."
"yes!"
Onizuka Ichizo glared angrily, and I was so angry that I almost spoke Japanese.
"Yes, he knows, please tell me the answer!"
"Siga Yalu, you have to kill him!"
The corners of Onitsuka Izou's mouth twitched, because he was such a bastard. Is that a problem? Lao Wang smokes 50 cigarettes a day, and Lao Zhang smokes 10 cigarettes a day. Five years ago, Lao Zhang smoked even fewer cigarettes than Lao Wang? Did he create a miracle in the history of mathematics? No matter how you calculate it, maybe Lao Zhang smokes less than Lao Wang?
Wu Zhiwen got on the bus and revealed his identity, and the guard only let me over.
Duanwu spread his hands and said, "Myna, when did he become so reliable?"
Onizuka Ichizo repeated the question in his mind, and then quickly answered: "It takes forty minutes."
Onizuka Ichizo felt that he had been played, and he was so angry that he could no longer suppress it, and spoke Japanese directly.
But as soon as those words came out, I was dumbfounded on the spot.
