Chapter 1065: Making tea in a chamber pot!

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Half an hour later, the Japanese artillery brigade and an infantry brigade followed the Dragon Boat Festival out of the city.

Duanwu stood in front of the team and lectured: "This time, we are operating in secret. The brigade commander asked us that all radio stations must be turned off before the battle begins. Once someone leaks our location and causes the failure of this surprise attack, Severe punishment will not be given.”

"Hi!"

Qian Xia, the Japanese infantry battalion captain on the left, and the artillery battalion commander Jiang Qi on the left took orders at the same time.

Of course, what they ordered was not the order of the Dragon Boat Festival, but the order of the brigade commander.

So at this time, although Duanwu was a young leftist, the two little devils had to listen to him.

The two Japs passed the order and all radio stations were shut down. Then Zhou Weiguo's troops were in the front, the Japs' artillery was in the middle, and the Qianxia Infantry Brigade fell behind to protect the artillery.

Of course, these are all deliberately arranged by Dragon Boat Festival. As for why this arrangement was made, probably only Duanwu knew what was going on.

Dragon Boat Festival ordered the troops to speed up, because the longer the delay, the more likely they would be exposed. Because what he gave to Captain Tian Tianfu of the 116th Regiment was just a chamber pot, and the old devil would find out sooner or later.

But what no one expected was that Tian Tianfu was not as smart as Duanwu thought. He actually thought that what Duanwu gave him was a teapot. Although the smell inside was not very good, he felt that it might be a special musty smell caused by the age.

He carefully brushed the chamber pot, and sure enough, the smell was gone and it became very fresh.

Tian Tianfu took out the Biluochun that he had treasured for a long time and made a pot of it.

At this moment, his adjutant came in and saw Tian Tianfu drinking tea in Mei Mei, and flattered him: "Your Excellency, your teapot is very special, isn't it?"

Tian Tianfu said proudly: "That's natural. This is an antique from the Ming Dynasty. It's very valuable. Come and try it. The tea brewed has a very special taste."

The adjutant was very happy and poured himself a glass. It was indeed very memorable.

"This teapot is great. I wonder where you got it? I want one too."

The adjutant asked Tian Tianfu for advice sincerely. But at this time, Tian Tianfu shook his head more and more proudly and said: "You don't have to think about it. This was authenticated by Prince Beibai, hahaha!"

After saying that, Tian Tianfu laughed loudly, his expression was very proud.

The adjutant sighed and said: "It seems that this teapot has no business with me. Your Excellency, I will go to patrol the city first."

"Go!"

Tian Tianfu waved his hand, and his adjutant stood up and left, leading people to patrol the city.

The adjutant left the headquarters and came to the street, sighing with the Japanese on the side that captain Tian Tianfu had obtained the treasure.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the door of a courtyard opened, and a middle-aged man walked out holding a pot that was exactly the same as the captain's.

The adjutant stared with wide eyes, rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and then shouted: "Catch him."

The Japanese soldiers thought that the man carrying the pot was a rebel, so they surrounded the middle-aged man with bayonets in hand.

The middle-aged man was frightened. He knew that the little devil would kill without blinking an eye. He quickly raised his hands and said: "Taijun, Taijun, my good people? Great people!"

"Don't move, don't move!"

The Japanese adjutant was very nervous because the middle-aged man was still holding his dear chamber pot in his hand!

He carefully took the pot down, but he smelled a strong smell of urine.

"Baga, the Chinese are such a waste of natural resources. They actually use such good things for convenience?"

The Japanese adjutant was very angry, and then he yelled at his soldier: "Kick him hard. He will pay the price for his stupidity."

"Hi!"

The Japanese soldiers took the order and punched and kicked the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man was beaten and fell to the ground crying: "What kind of world is this? Are the little devils now trying to steal the chamber pot?"

But Tian Tianfu's adjutant didn't care about this, poured out the urine in the chamber pot, and went to find his captain.

"Sir, look, I also found a pot, exactly like yours."

The adjutant was overjoyed, and even holding the chamber pot was not too arrogant, so he went to Tian Tianfu to show off his treasure.

Tian Tianfu was really surprised because the two pots were exactly the same. Tian Tianfu just took a sip and said, "What does your pot smell like?"

The adjutant cursed: "A stupid Chinese person doesn't know this kind of treasure and uses it for convenience. I have already taught him a lesson."

Tian Tianfu nodded and said: "That Chinese guy deserves to die. With this, we can become a couple, hahaha!"

Tian Tianfu laughed, but at this moment, the communications officer came to report: "Your Excellency, there is a call from the brigade headquarters, saying that our intelligence department has noticed that the Hutoushan Independent Regiment of the 115th Division of the Eighth Route Army has left the station and is missing. , let us send out scouts to investigate."

Hearing the report from the Signal Corps, Tian Tianfu was very surprised, because didn't the headquarters already know that the Independent Regiment was in Phoenix Mountain? Why bother asking?

"Your Excellency? What's wrong with you?"

At this moment, his adjutant asked, because he felt that there was nothing wrong with this order, because the Eighth Route Army had always been a serious concern of the imperial army, and there was nothing wrong with being on guard.

"No, there must be something wrong. Go and ask immediately if there is a new staff officer named Jiro Komura at the brigade headquarters?"

Tian Tianfu ordered the communications troops to confirm this matter. And he should have called earlier to confirm this. But he was tripped up by the chamber pot given by Dragon Boat Festival.

He only wanted to clean the chamber pot and use it to make tea, but he ignored such an important issue.

"Taijun, I heard that you are looking for a chamber pot? I bought a basket."

At this moment, a local patrol team leader came with one of his men to flatter him. Because he just saw Tian Tianfu's adjutant snatching a chamber pot and running away, and he still thinks that the devil needs a chamber pot! So I bought a basket to offer treasures.

Just not wanting Tian Tianfu to see a basket of chamber pots that were exactly the same as those on his tea machine next to him, he immediately drew his gun and killed the two patrolmen with a few shots.

The two patrolmen never dreamed that they were here to show their courtesy, but they didn't want to risk their lives.

Of course, they would never have imagined that their prince would grab the chamber pot just to make tea.

And Tian Tianfu drew his gun and killed people just to silence him. Because just imagine, the thing that Chinese people use to catch urine is now used to drink tea. If word spreads, wouldn’t it become a joke?

"Sir, I just called and confirmed that there is no staff officer named Jiro Omura at the brigade headquarters."

Just then, the communications officer called back.

When Tian Tianfu heard the news, it was like a bolt from the blue. Not only did he drink tea from a Chinese chamber pot, but an infantry brigade and an artillery brigade were actually deceived from his headquarters.

"Bagayalu, we have been deceived. Send electricity to Qianxia and Jiang Qi immediately. That Jiro Komura is a liar and an enemy."

Tim Tianfu roared, the communications officer went to generate electricity, and he ordered his adjutant to gather all the troops to pursue his troops.

Because at this time, even if you think about it with your buttocks, you can imagine what will happen if his troops are tricked out of the city! .....