Li Zhongren's almost crazy behavior during the Dragon Boat Festival was unexpected.
He originally just wanted to regain face without offending the chairman of the committee.
But he doesn't want to have Dragon Boat Festival but is seeking death. What should he do?
Killing Duanwu was a very troublesome thing, which was the last thing he wanted to see. What's more, Duanwu had just made meritorious service and was rewarded by the whole army. And at this time, he killed people, is this ridiculous?
As for chopping off Duanwu's hand, that was just an explanation, and he could publicly claim that Duanwu had done it voluntarily. Duanwu had mistakenly killed someone, and he knew he was guilty, so he went to Li Zhongren's house to plead guilty, and then chopped it off. One hand is an explanation.
However, does anyone believe what Li Zhongren said?
Of course some people believe it, because three people can become a tiger, not to mention there are so many people in the Gui army. In addition, Duanwu has offended so many people in the army, almost no one is willing to speak for him.
Unexpectedly, Duanwu turned his army around, which caught Li Zhongren off guard.
Because if Duanwu dies, it will be very troublesome. At least he will not be able to pass the chairman's test, and he will be reviled by the people across the country.
Thinking of Mr. Yuan who was scolded to death, Li Zhongren felt a shudder.
But at this moment, what should he do if he is here? If he changes his mind now, how can he have the face to meet his colleagues and his brothers in the future? .
So after thinking about it, Li Zhongren felt that his head could be cut off or bleeding could occur, but his face could not be lost. What's more, Duanwu himself brought up the whole thing, so if he's willing to die, there's nothing I can do about it!
Thinking of this, Li Zhongren said: "In this case, you are so aware, then you should commit suicide!"
At this time, Li Zhongren did not let his guards take action. Because if his guards take action, he will still be involved. He let Duanwu do it himself. At that time, he can also say to the chairman: Duan Wu is such a bastard. He didn't even say a few words to me before he gave me an explanation and then shot himself to pieces.
Li Zhongren wanted to laugh just thinking about it. Dragon Boat Festival destroyed himself, so it had nothing to do with him.
But little did he know that he had fallen into a trap again.
Dragon Boat Festival is not stupid. He came all the way in front of you, Li Zhongren, just to shoot himself to death? Unless his brain is rusty.
But on the surface, Dragon Boat Festival still pretends to be happy to die.
Duanwu pretended to be extremely grateful and said: "Thank you Commander Li for being magnanimous and giving me a chance to commit suicide. This also shows from the side that our Commander Li is broad-minded and generous, and the prime minister's belly can hold a boat." ah!
And you may not know this, but I have grown up listening to the story of our Commander Li since I was a child.
Our Commander Li is my idol. Our Commander Li is not only magnanimous, but also proficient in literary, political, and military strategies. He is victorious in every battle. He braves the battlefield and drinks blood to lead the way. He is loyal to the emperor, he is patriotic, and he serves this country. For the sake of the people, we shed our lives and blood.
What kind of person is he?
He is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who has escaped from vulgar taste, and a person who is beneficial to the people! "
"good!"
When the Dragon Boat Festival reached its climax, all the guards present slapped their hands. At this time, even Commander Yu had to follow suit and said to himself: "This flattery is quite good, but I don't know if Li Zhongren will buy it." ”
Sure enough, although Li Zhongren felt comfortable after hearing about the horses in the Dragon Boat Festival, he couldn't let the Dragon Boat Festival go just because he heard a piece of flattery, right?
Li Zhongren snorted coldly and said, "Thank you for thinking so highly of me, but let's get to the point, shall we?"
Obviously Li Zhongren didn't buy it, and this time, Duanwu himself delivered it to his door, so he couldn't blame him.
At the same time, Commander Yu also felt that Duanwu might have gone too far this time. He was about to be a peacemaker and give some advice, but at this moment, Duanwu coughed twice and said, "I've heard it a long time ago. Our Commander Li is true to his word, and even his spitting is a thorn. I saw it today.
In order to show my sincerity, today I will cut off my head with the sword on my waist and ask all brothers to be a witness. "
Having said this, Duanwu turned around and said to Li Zhongren: "Commander Li, you won't stop me, will you?"
"snort!"
Li Zhongren snorted disdainfully, and at this moment Duanwu pulled out the sword from his waist with a cry.
The battle sword of Dragon Boat Festival, one of Japan's famous swords, has gone through many killings, and even slashed twice with Muramasa in Chiba Sakura's hand without any damage.
So at this moment, when the sword was pulled out, the cold light was so sharp that even Li Zhongren was surprised that the sword in Dragon Boat Festival was very unusual.
But at this time, he sighed a little, because he, Li Zhongren, is also a person who loves talents.
He is a person who does great things, but there is a lack of talented people like Duanwu around him. And if it wasn't for his face, he really couldn't bear to let Duanwu die like this.
But now that the matter was over, he had no room to return. He could only watch helplessly as Duanwu took the sword, cut off a handful of his hair, and then handed it to him.
Li Zhongren looked at the hair in Duanwu's hand and almost laughed out of anger. He asked, "Little bastard, what are you doing? Don't you want to cut off the head? Why did you give me a bunch of hair?"
Duanwu said confidently: "What I just said was to cut off the head, and you agreed. Now that I've cut off the head, you changed your mind again. This is not like you? You are a big shot, you can't keep your word, right? Besides, you have changed your mind. All the brothers present are also watching!"
"No, I didn't look at it!"
The guards present all shook their heads. Although they almost laughed at Dragon Boat Festival, who dared to laugh at this time. But they will not testify for the Dragon Boat Festival.
Seeing this, Commander Yu hurriedly said: "As the old saying goes, if you cut off your hair because of your parents, it would be considered a great unfilial piety. Commander Li,..."
"Shut up, if you say one more word, I will throw you out."
Li Zhongren turned his back on the spot. He was not a three-year-old child. You just walked over to Hu Nong Hu Nong?
He scolded Commander Yu and then said to Duanwu: "You little bastard, you dare to trick me? Maybe you don't know what kind of person I, Li Zhongren, am?"
Duanwu sneered and said: "Hey, Lao Li, you may not know what kind of person I am. If you want to quarrel with me, I don't have anything nice to say. Do you want me to tell you the ins and outs of these things? ?
I will give you face and call you Lao Li, but if I don’t give you face, I will tell you the things I know in the army. The security guard will make you notorious. Do you believe it or not? "
Li Zhongren considered himself to be aboveboard and never talked to others, so he naturally didn't believe it. He said to Duanwu: "You said that I, Li Zhongren, have lived an upright life, behaved upright, and sat upright. I don't believe that you kid can throw any dirty water on me!..."