"Transferred!"
"Transferred?"
Dragon Boat Festival really had nothing to explain, saying that Zhou Weiguo's injury had been transferred from his leg to his arm.
At this time, not only Tang Jiujiu was surprised, but also Zhou Weiguo was a little confused, thinking: Can this be transferred? Where is your little liar? Can Miss Tang believe it?
And Tang Jiujiu also questioned: "Zhou Weiguo, don't treat me like a three-year-old child. I have seen someone injured and still able to be transferred!" (At this time, Tang Jiujiu thought that Duanwu was Zhou Weiguo)
But Dragon Boat Festival is not nervous, and there is still an urge to smoke a cigarette.
He said calmly: "Our special correspondent has indeed injured his leg. His leg is very seriously injured..."
With that said, Duanwu patted Zhou Weiguo's leg, and then said: "The commissioner's leg was hit by a car tire."
"Smashed?"
It was the first time Tang Jiujiu heard that a tire could hit her leg. Was it because of the pressure?
At this time, even Zhou Weiguo, Wang Zan, Zhao Beishan, Mr. Huo, Lao Shou and others had their mouths twitching, thinking: If you can explain this clearly, we will all dare to call you daddy. What was transferred? Your leg was hit by a car tire. Are these all human words you said?
Whose car tire can hit a leg? Can you explain it to me?
But at this moment, Duan Wu said plausibly: "It's nothing strange that the car hit my leg. This car was driving on the road, whining, and hit my leg with a bang."
"···············"
Tang Jiujiu was speechless, and had the urge to strangle Duan Wu to death because Duan Wu's explanation was simply too ridiculous.
Duan Wu laughed and said: "Just kidding. That was like this at the time..."
The Dragon Boat Festival came true this time. It was said that when they were at the Yushan position, the Dragon Boat Festival commissioners were brave and fearless. When chasing the Japanese commander Chiaki Shigeto, a shell fell on a Japanese car parked nearby.
The Japanese's car rolled over and was blown away. It bounced up while rolling. And our special correspondent was so focused on chasing Chiaki Shigeto that he ignored the flying car wheels and was hit by the car wheels. That's what happened.
"Mist grass!"
Everyone present complained and thought: Can this be explained?
But what didn't want to shock them was still behind. Duanwu continued: "At that time, the wheel of the car hit the commissioner's leg. If it were an ordinary person, he would have been lying on the ground unable to move. Just imagine, that tire can It weighs more than forty kilograms,..."
"More, not that heavy."
At this moment, Lao Snoring reminded him that because he had driven and repaired cars, the wheels of the car were not that heavy at all.
But he didn't want it to be the Dragon Boat Festival, but he waved his hand and said: "This is not the point. The point is that our special commissioner chased the enemy for thousands of miles, and the captain of the Japanese Chongteng detachment ran until he vomited blood and died."
"puff!"
At this time, Zhou Weiguo really vomited blood and thought to himself: How can this guy in Dragon Boat Festival be so good at blowing stuff and put gold on his face?
But at this time, Duanwu pretended to be crying and said: "Look, our special correspondent has not recovered from his injuries. He still occasionally coughs and spurts blood. He is really a hero and model for our party and country!"
"Crack!"
At this time, the people present were unable to complain. Because when you lie to people, you should have a certain degree of control, right? It was a good thing that they knew what was going on, otherwise they would have been fooled by Dragon Boat Festival.
Tang Jiujiu was also completely fooled, and the bodyguards Tang Jiujiu brought looked at Zhou Weiguo with admiration.
Zhou Weiguo's face turned red and he was ashamed. Because those onlookers wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, especially the person involved?
Zhou Weiguo said angrily: "Then how did the injury on my leg transfer to my arm?"
Zhou Weiguo questioned, in fact, he didn't want to accompany Duanwu to continue the performance, because it was too embarrassing. Every time Duanwu said a word, his face became ashamed, so he said this deliberately. If Duanwu couldn't explain, then he wouldn't have to Just pretend, come find your girl, you can handle it yourself!
Tang Jiujiu also looked at Duanwu strangely, meaning, how come the injury on the leg was transferred to the arm?
"Hehehe, how good are you, Commissioner?"
Dragon Boat Festival pinched the orchid with her fingers and twisted her waist, making Tang Jiujiu laugh. I didn't expect that there are such interesting people in this world, much more interesting than those serious bodyguards.
So she was thinking, it would be great if Zhou Weiguo in front of her was the special commissioner. (Tang Jiujiu refers to the Dragon Boat Festival)
"What do you mean? If you don't name me Chou Yin today, be careful of my fists. To tell you the truth, my master is the chief priest of the Shaolin Temple's Wudang office, Lama Wang. My master also has a younger brother named Xiao Curry is yellow but not spicy,..."
Tang Jiujiu shook his fist and boasted.
Duanwu was surprised and thought to himself: "This little girl must have heard Lao Guo's cross talk."
It’s just that he doesn’t know that art originally comes from life and is a product higher than life. He had never experienced that era, so how could he know that these two people did not exist?
So Duanwu stopped worrying. Seeing that Zhou Weiguo wanted to trick him, he absolutely couldn't sit still and wait for death.
Otherwise, it would make no sense for Zhou Weiguo to join forces there blindly. Because just looking at the Dragon Boat Festival, Tang Jiujiu was fooled. Why should Zhou Weiguo say anything more?
But there is no panic at Dragon Boat Festival, because there is Lao Zhao (Uncle Benshan)! All he said were lines that Tang Jiujiu, Zhou Weiguo, Huo Shouyi and others had never heard of.
Duanwu said seriously: "Because our special correspondent continued to fight even though he was seriously injured, the blood congestion in your right leg increased rapidly. You have two big tendons in your legs, like two highways. The congestion is rapidly moving upward at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour. You are finished, the ruthless disease is devouring the healthy cells of your brain, and a brand new vegetative state is about to be born!"
"grass!"
Zhou Weiguo has never been foul-mouthed, but at this moment he couldn't bear it any longer. Grandma is very good at deceiving, and she does so in a serious way.
Mr. Huo, Zhao Beishan, Wang Zan and others were immediately confused, and even felt that what Duanwu said made sense.
"Congestion, flowing along the blood vessels to the brain to form a thrombus = vegetative state?"
Tang Jiujiu thought for a moment and came to such a shocking conclusion.
"You are absolutely right. My cousin is a brain doctor. You are really a talent."
Tang Jiujiu praised, and this was the first time she sincerely praised someone.
Duanwu let out a long breath, thinking that he had finally passed this level, and the rest would all depend on Zhou Weiguo.
But at this time, Zhou Weiguo had just taken two steps, and Tang Jiujiu asked again: "Even if the congestion goes up, the leg can't heal so fast, can it?"
Duanwu glared at Zhou Weiguo and thought to himself: Can you act well? An actor like you will never survive three episodes in a TV series. If it's faster in a movie, you'll be dead in two scenes.
But Zhou Weiguo doesn't know how to lie. How has he ever deceived anyone?
All I can say is: "I actually have a good leg."
"I'm just pretending. I'm pretending to be beautiful when I see Miss Tang."
The Dragon Boat Festival broke the news, and Zhou Weiguo was so angry that he almost cursed his mother. I thought: What should I pretend to be? Isn’t it all because of you? Just go back with Miss Tang? Life is good, and the figure is slim. She is prettier than Chen Yi and Xiao Ya. If I didn’t have two girlfriends, I would be tempted. It's good that others can take a liking to you because of your arrogance. If you still don't want to, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?
Zhou Weiguo had such hatred in his heart that he had already agreed to the Dragon Boat Festival.
Everyone knows what Zhou Weiguo is like, and every spit is like a nail. Since he agreed to Dragon Boat Festival, he couldn't say on the spot: I am not the special correspondent Dragon Boat Festival, this kid opposite is. He couldn't do this kind of thing.
But if you want him to be a special correspondent and lie to girls, he really can't do it. He's not good at this. What's more, he is very confused now. Because he didn't find Chen Yi, he was already in love with Xiao Ya again. But at this time, Duanwu told him that Chen Yi and Zhang Chu had a fake marriage.
He was really in a mess. And if he hadn't agreed to the Dragon Boat Festival before, he wouldn't have continued to pretend to be a special commissioner. If Miss Tang falls in love with him again, then fine, three women in one drama. He died before his ambition could be fulfilled.
Therefore, although Zhou Weiguo insisted on the surface, he was resisting in his heart.
It was the inconsistency between his words and deeds that once again aroused Tang Jiujiu's suspicion.
"Can you take two more steps and let me take a look?"
Tang Jiujiu signaled, Zhou Weiguo thought it was just right, I would be exposed after taking two more steps, so there would be no need to pretend anymore.
Zhou Weiguo strode around in a circle, just like a normal person.
At this time, Tang Jiujiu looked at Duanwu again, with that sharp little look as if he wanted to kill someone.
If Dragon Boat Festival hadn't had bad legs, he wouldn't be afraid of her at all. But at this time, his right leg was really holding him back.
He could only say: "Miss Tang, if you don't believe it, just watch me adjust it for him."
"Well, then you should adjust well. If you dare to lie to me, look at my fists as big as sandbags."
Tang Jiujiu shook her pink fist, which was as big as a sandbag, and she wanted to laugh during the Dragon Boat Festival. That is to say, if the other party is a girl, he will not care about her, otherwise he will kick her grandma's house.
Duanwu limped to Zhou Weiguo, leaning on his Type 38 rifle.
Zhou Weiguo looked like it was none of my business.
Duanwu didn't say anything, but said seriously: "Special Commissioner, do you admit that your right leg is sick?"
Zhou Weiguo said confidently: "I don't admit it."
Dragon Boat Festival shouted: "Take two steps! Take two steps! It's okay to take two steps! Let's go!"
Zhou Weiguo said disdainfully: "Just leave."
With that said, Zhou Weiguo walked around again.
Duanwu pointed at Zhou Weiguo's right leg and said with surprise: "Did you see it? Did you see it all? The commissioner's legs are sick, one leg is long and the other is short."
"··············"
Zhou Weiguo was speechless and thought to himself: How could you still fool me into being lame?
But at this time, Lao Shou cooperated: "Yes, yes, yes, I can also see that the special correspondent's right leg is short."
"Mr. Huo, do you see it?"
Dragon Boat Festival pulled Mr. Huo in again. Mr. Huo deliberately refused to cooperate, but he was afraid that Dragon Boat Festival would give him little shoes to wear, so he quickly responded: "Yes, yes, I saw it too."
Everyone around him agreed, but Zhou Weiguo had no choice.
At this time, Duanwu turned back to Tang Jiujiu and said, "Miss Tang, you see everyone has noticed."
"Huh?"
Tang Jiujiu really didn't notice that Zhou Weiguo's legs were short, but everyone around him saw it. What was going on?
She gestured: "Can you take two more steps and let me see?"
At this time, Zhou Weiguo was just about to leave, but Duanwu said: "It's impossible for you to walk like this. You follow me, and you can walk as I go."
Dragon Boat Festival dropped his walking stick and strode forward. At first, he walked normally, but as he walked, he started tapping his feet.
This is like a person holding out one finger to ask you what the number is, and you say one, and holding out two fingers to ask you what the number is, and you say two. And when he stretches out three fingers, he will ask you what one plus one equals. At this time, 90% of people will say it is three.
This is a kind of inertia. Although everyone knows that one plus one equals two, when the other person stretches out their third finger, you will still blurt out the number three.
The same goes for Zhou Weiguo. He is not a stupid person, but because of this little trick of the Dragon Boat Festival, he became lame without knowing it.
"I'm lame, really lame."
Tang Jiujiu screamed, and at this time everyone also reacted and complained loudly: "The special correspondent is really a god, his good legs are really lame due to deception."
Tang Jiujiu pointed at Zhou Weiguo with a sudden realization and said: "You are indeed the Dragon Boat Festival. I was almost deceived by you. Am I, Tang Jiujiu, not worthy of you?"
Duanwu hurriedly agreed: "It's worthy, it's worthy. You and our special commissioner are such a handsome man and beautiful woman. When I first saw you, I felt that you must be our special commissioner's wife in the future."
"Bah, who wants to marry him? I am following my uncle's order to bring him back to Nanjing to resume his life."
At this point, Tang Jiujiu and the bodyguard behind him said: "Keep the money and take the special commissioner away."
"Yes, miss!"
The bodyguard responded, regardless of whether Zhou Weiguo wanted it or not, he sandwiched Zhou Weiguo in the middle one by one.
Zhou Weiguo was speechless and could only follow a few bodyguards and just glared at Duan Wu before leaving.
Duanwu had a smile on his face, and when Tang Jiujiu walked by him, he lowered his voice and said: "Miss Tang, our special correspondent is not like this usually. This is when I met you, I suddenly became shy. This is my first time with a partner. Please bear with me, hehe!"
"Don't worry, I will be gentle to him, hehehe!"
Tang Jiujiu smiled sinisterly, while Duanwu gave a thumbs up and praised: "She looks like a lady!..."
