Soak the instant noodles with boiling hot water in the kettle.
Xi Shenlian tore open the package of ham sausage and threw the ham sausage in.
Then, he looked at the hundreds of inches of ultra-clear TV wall in the living room.
Sure enough, you still have to watch the TV to eat instant noodles~
But there, something similar to a children's cartoon from a previous life was playing.
The plot is now probably at the stage where the protagonist has once again defeated the expensive villain with cerebral palsy and is having fun with his family.
Even the music is very cheerful.
"..."
After thinking about it.
Nishijinrei, who originally wanted to eat instant noodles, used another [Almighty +3 Card].
The next moment, every character on the TV received a slap in the face, and even their bodies were staggered by the beating.
This extremely unexpected situation made all the characters on the TV look confused.
Then, a small space-time channel appeared in front of Xi Shenlian. He picked up the instant noodles that had not yet been soaked in front of him with one hand and pressed it.
A scream sounded immediately from the opposite side!
That is the movement that occurs automatically after the target is scalded by boiling water.
I saw.
On the TV in the living room, the animation protagonist's head was covered with instant noodles by a hand that appeared out of thin air.
After Xi Shenlian took back his hand.
The hand inside the TV also disappeared automatically, leaving only a bucket of instant noodles, the screaming animation protagonist, and the other supporting characters with confused faces.
Looking at this scene.
"Hmm~"
Maybe he thought of something.
Xi Shenlian whistled softly.
I have an idea in my mind.
——
A few minutes later.
Wait until Yakisaki and the others finish cleaning.
They only saw that Rei Niishigami was holding the TV remote control in his left hand, constantly changing channels and movies, while his right hand was inexplicably fanning something back and forth. His movements were a bit like driving away mosquitoes, but also a bit like slapping people. A slap in the face, confusing.
And all kinds of screams kept coming from the customized TV.
Listening to the source of the sound, it can be said that there are men, women, old and young, and the roars of various animals.
It took quite a while.
Under their gaze.
Xi Shenlian stopped with a look of relief on his face.
He sighed as if talking to himself:
"I feel comfortable now~"
"I've long wanted to slap those stupid dogs."
"Would you like to look for a script written by an elementary school student to act in some stupid plot of Nima's?"
But the words are not finished yet.
He saw a Japanese official on the live news channel of the TV who was forcing Lai Lai to talk nonsense.
"The world is fair!!"
"The reason why many people are not living well is simply because they are too lazy and unwilling to make progress, and are unwilling to work hard and improve themselves!!!"
"Why don't they get better-paying jobs?"
"Not capable enough?"
"Then go and improve yourself!!"
"If it doesn't work out, wouldn't it be better to work more part-time jobs? Wouldn't it be better to rent out the unused houses, cars, fields, shops... to collect rent?"
Xi Shenlian, who was about to give up, immediately raised his hand and slapped him again.
"Silly bitch, what the hell are you talking about..."
The opponent was hit so hard that he spun 360 degrees in front of the live camera. The reporters and security personnel next to the opponent were all horrified, causing chaos at the scene.
"Attack!!"
"There are assassins!!!"
All kinds of sounds came and went.
Complete this move.
Xishenrei finally threw away the TV remote control in his hand, put his hands behind his head, leaned lazily on the sofa, crossed his legs and sighed again:
"Very good, I feel more comfortable..."
This feeling...how to put it?
Damn, it does feel a bit cool!
However, as a disdainful person, he still threw the [Almighty +3 Card] and a series of derivatives that had made great achievements into the [System Space], intending to treat these things as contraband and use them as little as possible.
Feel good and feel good again.
But these things somewhat affected his entertainment process.
Everything can be +3, whether it is tangible or intangible, something you have or something you don't have, or even just asking for three wishes, there is no problem.
Xi Shenlian felt as if the game of life had been significantly sped up.
This cruel fact.
As a result, the [Almighty +3 Card] that was relegated to the cold palace could only cry silently.
ruthless!
So heartless! !
She was still a sweetheart just now! ! !
Now he is in the cold palace! ! !
What a sigh! ! !
Big boo~
Watch it all.
Watching these strange things.
The three of them, Ye Qisaki, who were not far from Xishenrei, also fell silent.
Originally, they didn't understand why Xi Shenli kept changing channels and shaking hands.
But when Xi Shenli stopped the TV screen at the live program.
After they successfully witnessed the scene where Xi Shenlian slapped him down and the officials on the TV immediately spiraled into the sky.
Xishenrei's ability to slap people from afar was finally understood by them.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Looking at this situation.
All three of them fell silent.
in subconscious thoughts.
They all thought that Xishenrei might have awakened some strange [power].
in this world.
Such unreasonable power can only be realized by the awakened person's [superpower].
However, although it has been known for a long time that high-level awakeners can awaken various [superpowers], Xishenrei's ability to lock targets through the air through the TV and slap people in real time is, after all, something special. A little too much.
Probably just a little bit...
After a while of silence.
Ye Qisaki turned on her mobile phone and opened a certain social platform.
As soon as she entered, she saw the news that Japanese officials were suddenly attacked by unknown persons while delivering a live speech.
By the way.
There were also some strange things that also caught her eye.
"Has the plot of this TV series [Bubu Lianxiang] been changed? Why did the heroine get slapped at the beginning? Who slapped her?"
"Gegege, my good Gegege, he has just been beaten by some supernatural force and suffered a direct concussion. He is now being rescued in the ICU. Moreover, the plots of all the movies he starred in have been changed, and they all have an extra paragraph. The scene where the invisible man slaps the face, woo woo woo, it must have been done by supernatural powers or aliens~~"
"Shocked! The top expert in the country was slapped awake in his sleep. He suspected that his home was haunted. We are now looking for ghost removal experts from all walks of life..."
"..."
Watch it all.
Even if you don’t understand the gap between [reality] and [illusion], what level of power it is to slap the imaginary characters in various movies, TV series and cartoons.
But Ye Qisaki understood in her heart.
Xishenrei is probably playing something very new, very strange, very awesome, very fucked up, very sinful, something that no one else has ever tried before.
She feels that for a long time to come, it will probably be difficult to see celebrities appear on television.
By the way, she also felt that she might have to have a good chat with Miss Yukie Qianshan.
no way.
For the sake of social stability!
For world peace!
For everyone’s physical and mental health!
In order for the presidents of various countries not to be suddenly slapped in the face when speaking on stage! !
She felt it was time for Qianshan Yuehui to take action to slay the demons! !
After all, the other party is the only one in this world who can restrain the insane Xi Shenlian.
'What a sin! ! ! '
'How could Master Xishen awaken such [superpower]...'
'How can other people still live well...'
Thanks to: the guy named Tang for his 100 starting coins! Book friend 20220516194748800’s 1900 starting coin!
(End of chapter)
