As soon as Lu Lingfeng had an idea, he teleported downstairs.
"What happened?" Lu Lingfeng immediately asked Liu Yanyan what happened?
I saw Liu Yanyan pointing her finger at the steamer and saying smugly: "Egg...the egg has become sperm!"
Lu Lingfeng looked in the direction of Liu Yanyan's finger and saw the egg he brought back from his hometown jumping out of the steamer.
That's right, although he didn't know how to describe it, what Lu Lingfeng saw was an egg "jumping" out.
And at this time, he was still bouncing around on the stove, as if he was trying to get rid of the boiling water on his body.
The corners of Lu Lingfeng's mouth twitched, "Did you cook it?"
Liu Yanyan waved her hand, "To be precise, I didn't cook it, but steamed it."
Lu Lingfeng was so angry, did he care about the method?
This was the only clue he brought back from the old house. He didn't understand anything and was almost killed by Liu Yanyan.
Liu Yanyan was also a little aggrieved, "You brought this ostrich egg back and didn't put it in the refrigerator. I checked on the Internet and found that the shelf life of this thing is only 3 to 7 days if left outside, so I thought about eating it tonight."
Before Lu Lingfeng could continue to accuse Liu Yanyan, a sudden voice interrupted Lu Lingfeng's thoughts.
"You two brats want to murder your father-in-law, right?"
Lu Lingfeng and Liu Yanyan's eyes turned to the egg on the stove at the same time, and they saw him lying there quietly at this time.
The moonlight shines through the window and shines on the surface of the egg, making the patterns on the milky white eggshell look even more enchanting.
Lu Lingfeng hit Liu Yanyan with his elbow, "Was it you who shouted "hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot?"
Liu Yanyan hurriedly shook her head, "I didn't yell. I saw Dan jump up and push open the lid of the pot, and screamed."
"So that thing can talk?" Lu Lingfeng pointed at the egg with some surprise.
Seemingly dissatisfied with Lu Lingfeng's attitude, the egg spoke again, "Looking at your ignorant look, haven't you heard that you can become an elf by practicing with animals?"
Lu Lingfeng touched his chin when he heard this, "I know that animals can cultivate Qi into spirits, but this is the first time I've heard that eggs can also practice Qi."
"What's wrong with Dan? You look down on Dan, don't you? Isn't Dan just raised by his father and mother?" The Dan seemed to be getting angrier as he talked.
With a hissing sound in the air, the lid of the steamer quickly flicked towards Lu Lingfeng, as if to teach Lu Lingfeng a lesson for his rude words.
"Control objects with your mind?" Lu Lingfeng held the flying pot lid with one hand and muttered softly.
Although Lu Lingfeng appeared very relaxed, his ability to control objects with his mind was probably not as good as Xu San's.
The egg didn't seem to expect that Lu Lingfeng would receive his blow so easily, "Good boy, you have something, continue."
As soon as the egg fell, the pots, pans, computer desks in Lu Lingfeng's room flew into the air, and it seemed that they would hit Lu Lingfeng in the next second.
Lu Lingfeng was immediately anxious. This was all his property. If the egg was smashed, how much would he have to spend to replace it?
Lu Lingfeng teleported to the egg, his hands filled with Qi, and he clamped down on the egg.
Just using Qi to imprison the egg body can only restrict the movement of the egg body, but cannot restrict the objects controlled by mental power.
A bunch of talismans appeared in Lu Lingfeng's hand, and he stuck them all over Dan's body.
Sutra sealing talisman, post it!
Soul control talisman, post it!
Qianjun Falling Leg Talisman, I wonder where his legs are? Then cover the whole egg!
Lu Lingfeng posted all the talismans he found useful.
However, Lu Lingfeng didn't take out the talismans such as the Cowardly Mouse Talisman and the Obedience Talisman, because he still had many things to ask the egg, and he had to make sure the egg was sane.
Fortunately, after Lu Lingfeng took the three layers of the talisman and covered it with eggs, all the floating things in his house fell to the ground safely.
It's just that although this egg can't move, he doesn't give in at all, "You stinky boy, let go of your father-in-law quickly, or I will get angry at you, father-in-law."
"And which bastard taught you to use talismans like this? What a bastard, a waste of natural resources."
This egg was still a bad talker, he kept chattering with curses and curses, and Lu Lingfeng couldn't even interrupt if he wanted to.
Lu Lingfeng also lost his temper and shouted to Liu Yanyan, "Yanyan, heat the pot and heat the oil. Let's eat tomatoes and scrambled eggs tonight."
How can I, a big living person, be bullied by you?
Liu Yanyan was stunned on the spot and didn't know what she was doing. When she heard Lu Lingfeng say this, she said "oh" and really started to heat up the pot.
The egg became a little uneasy for a moment, "What about scrambled eggs with tomatoes? What are you going to do to Mr. Egg?"
Lu Lingfeng raised the egg with a smirk on his face and wanted to knock it against the corner of the table.
The egg trembled slightly in Lu Lingfeng's hand, as if trying to break free, but the talismans all over his body restricted the movement of his Qi, leaving him helpless.
Seeing that the corner of the table was getting closer and closer to his eggshell, the egg finally couldn't help but beg for mercy, "Little Lingfeng, I'm just joking with you, Mr. Egg, why are you buttoning the eyeballs?"
Lu Lingfeng stopped what he was doing when he saw an egg calling out his name, "Do you know me?"
To be honest, Lu Lingfeng also felt familiar with this egg, but his memory was very blurry.
Hearing Lu Lingfeng say this, a hint of resentment could be heard in the voice coming from the egg, "You have forgotten me."
"Don't you even remember? I hugged me when you were a kid... No, you hugged me when you were a kid."
Although these words sounded very awkward, they did drag Lu Lingfeng into a memory.
The original owner of this body actually hugged the egg when he was young. At that time, little Lu Lingfeng was not much taller than the egg.
Later, when he grew up, he never saw the egg again, and the memory was sealed away by the original owner.
Lu Lingfeng patted the eggshell, "I didn't know you could speak at that time."
At this time, the voice coming from the egg sounded a bit arrogant, "If I speak at that time, Mr. Egg, I'm afraid I'll scare you."
Lu Lingfeng smiled and stopped answering. He held the egg and went back upstairs to ask carefully.
He had so many questions now, and the egg definitely knew a lot that he didn't.
When Liu Yanyan saw Lu Lingfeng holding the eggs and heading upstairs, she asked weakly, "Aren't you going to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"
Before Lu Lingfeng could say anything, Mr. Dan started to get angry, "You little girl, you have to eat Mr. Dan today?"
Lu Lingfeng said to Liu Yanyan, "You should eat takeout tonight first. Don't eat this egg for now. Eat it when he is dishonest."
After speaking, Lu Lingfeng quickly took the egg upstairs, and then used Qi to form a thin protective shield to isolate himself from external sounds.
Lu Lingfeng threw the egg on the table, sat on the bed and said, "Let's talk about it."
The egg was screaming for Lu Lingfeng to take off all the talismans attached to his body first. He was wrapped in three layers and could hardly breathe.
Lu Lingfeng was not afraid that the egg would become a monster again, so he took all the talismans back into the space with a sweep of his hand.
The egg trembled and he said, "Xiao Lingfeng, your wife is not very good, she is just a foodie."
After hearing what he said, Lu Lingfeng couldn't help but twitching his face, then reached out and slapped the balls away, "That's not my wife, who else told you to say this?"
After the egg was whipped away, he rushed towards Lu Lingfeng seemingly dissatisfied, "Why do you say that I am also your elder, Mr. Dan, and you treat your elders like this?"
Lu Lingfeng held the eggshell with his hand and pressed it on the bed.
"I want you to tell me what's going on with you? What happened to my family these years? And what secrets does my family have?"
Looking at Dan who was pressed on the bed and still wanted to struggle, Lu Lingfeng added, "And first, do you have a name? What should I call you?"
Hearing Lu Lingfeng ask his name, Dandan spoke again, "Just call me Danye."
Lu Lingfeng shook his head, "It seems like you don't have a name. I'll give you one."
Egg:"???"
Lu Lingfeng muttered, "I am the best at naming. What name should I give you?"
Dan: "You don't understand Dan, do you?"
"Yes!" Lu Lingfeng seemed to have thought of a good name and clapped his hands fiercely, "You were jumping there the first moment I saw you, and you are still an egg."
"Then why don't I call you..."
