Fat Lao Wang took everyone to visit Penang's characteristic landscapes. He looked at the people who wanted to sleep, and he still spoke dedicatedly.
“This is the most famous reclining Buddha in Penang~”
“Foreign tourists will definitely come here to visit when they come to Penang.”
The whole group of people relied on me and I relied on you. Everyone opened their mouths and wanted to sleep. A man who accidentally fell into a long dragon fell down.
Fat Lao Wang knew that given the sleeping environment of the group members last night, how could anyone be energetic? There were three people in one bed.
Except for one person…
Lin Zishe was looking at the Reclining Buddha with great interest and taking a look at the customs of Penang.
Fat Lao Wang just dragged his group members through the whole journey. Except for Lin Zishe who was chatting and laughing with him throughout the whole process, the other group members were like wandering souls, unable to open their eyes, and walked one by one.
If this were at night, I would have thought that Fat Lao Wang had started a new business: driving corpses in western Hunan.
As soon as it was lunch time, everyone became energetic.
There were 7 people at a table, 4 of them Lin Zishe, Wang Rifa and 2 Wanwan Lao. Everyone sitting at the table stared at the table with green eyes.
Liu Dingjian hadn't eaten since he got off the plane yesterday. When he went to that damn first-class hotel, he had to ride the minibus from morning to night, and everyone was numb.
"I'm dead. I only ate one banana in two days. If I don't have anything to eat, I'm dead."
"I'm hungry~"
Lin Zishe looked at the Wufly Restaurant here, and then at the six hungry wolves at the same table. He would definitely not have a good meal with them.
The restaurant waiter came over with the dishes and opened them...
Everyone was shocked. There was only one palm-sized squab at the table of seven people, and each person couldn't get enough of the meat.
The traffic light shouted, and everyone picked up the kuaizi together. Everyone knew this situation, and after this meal, no one knew when they would be able to eat.
The squab was scrambled to pieces and fell apart.
Something even more outrageous happened. Fat Lao Wang came over with a smile and said,
"Don't grab it~ You will damage the chicken~"
"Is this considered a chicken?"
Fat Lao Wang slapped off their kuaizi and told everyone,
"This is a famous local dish: mouth-watering chicken. It's not for eating, it's just for you to see. You can see clearly, I'm going to take it away to the next table."
Lin Zishe's head was black. If Fatty Wang didn't speak, he would have thought it was a squab, but he didn't expect it to be a chicken.
"If you didn't tell me, I would have thought it was a squab."
"Hey, I'm not in the mood to eat, I'm going to use the toilet~"
Wang Rifa grabbed Lin Zishe and said to Lin Zishe in a life-threatening tone,
"Don't leave. If you leave, you may starve for a few days, and you will die! Really, you have to listen to me! Don't leave! Don't leave, you will really die~"
"I'm too lazy to fight with you. I'll put some water in it."
When Lin Zishe left, he looked back at Wang Rifa and found that none of them looked over. He immediately walked to the kitchen and shouted,
"Which one is the chef?"
"Help me cook, and you'll get a lot of money."
The chef of Wuying Restaurant in the back kitchen looked at the money Lin Zishe took out, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"What does this guest want to eat?"
"Let me introduce to you our famous dish, mouth-watering chicken..."
Lin Zishe looked at their menu and ordered a few dishes. He pulled up a stool and sat in the kitchen.
"I'll just sit here and eat to prevent you from doing anything dirty."
"No, although we are a bit older, the food is still very serious."
“You’ll know only after you’ve seen it~”
Fat Lao Wang walked to the kitchen and shouted to the chefs to urge them to cook.
"Kitchen~ Your dishes are ready. There are three dishes per table as promised~"
When Lin Zishe heard Fei Laowang's words, he was swallowed hard.
Their table of 7 people only had 3 dishes, and if one person wanted to share half of the plate, he would have to kill another person to do so.
From the three-inch ding chicken, he knew the portion of the dish, and with the six hungry wolves on the table, Lin Zishe couldn't help but shudder. Fortunately, he knew enough to come to the kitchen to eat secretly, otherwise he would have faced the rhythm of "war" .
Fat Laowang walked into the kitchen and saw Lin Zishe. He smiled and said hello.
"Hey, boss, you are here too."
"Fat Old Wang, I'm starving to death outside. Where would I be if I weren't here?"
Fat Lao Wang was not angry. He spread his hands and said,
"Hey, that's it, boss."
"You get what you pay for. With such a cheap price, all the money was spent on the air tickets. It's a waste of money to go back and say that I went abroad."
"Who knows that you have suffered so much as a refugee in a foreign country~ Do you think you will tell people when you go back that you have been a beggar on the street~"
"Boss, the money I earn from this trip is about the same as two days of iron work in Xiangjiang. Do you think I'm miserable?"
Lin Zishe patted Fatty Wang on the shoulder and nodded towards him as if in recognition.
He took out a thick wad of money from his chest. Fatty Wang was delighted. Could it be that this man was so conscientious and wanted to make up for the money he paid for the villa last night?
Lin Zishe pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Fei Laowang.
"Fat Old Wang, you said it very well, don't say it next time."
"Help me buy a soda. Remember to return the change to me. If you miss it, I'll blow your head off."
Fat Laowang's face instantly became depressed. After helping Lin Zishe pay for the villa this time, he really lost all his money and wanted to run away.
"Yes, boss."
"It'll be colder. If it's not cold, I'll break your legs~"
"Yes, boss."
…
The situation outside has reached dire straits.
Wang Rifa, 4 people and 2 Wan Lao people kept staring at the restaurant waiters, with 6 pairs of eyes that were so hungry that they turned green, and the restaurant waiters started to get scared.
The restaurant waiter came over with the dishes covered with iron lids. As soon as he put them down, Wang Rifa swept the bowls of the two Bay elders to the ground.
When the iron lid was opened, there was a plate of green vegetables inside.
It took only 5 seconds for the two Bay elders to pick up the bowl. They picked up the bowl in excitement and took a look.
They found that there was only one weak and helpless vegetable sprout left on the plate, and they looked at each other. Like Liu Dingjian, they had not eaten for two days.
The two Bay elders didn't even want to let go of that little vegetable seedling.
At this moment, the traffic light picked up the plate and licked it clean with his tongue, not even sparing the weak and helpless vegetable seedling.
“…”
"It's closer to the north~"
The next dish was coming soon, and Liu Dingjian sneezed hard. Everyone watched as his saliva sprayed into the dish. Everyone looked at Liu Dingjian.
Liu Dingjian acted as if nothing was wrong. He stretched out his hand generously and motioned for everyone to pick up the food.
"Whatever you want, you're welcome."
Wang Rifa wiped the saliva that had sprayed on him with a tablecloth, and said to Liu Dingjian,
"Sneeze, remind me to be safe~"
"Definitely next time."
Wang Rifa exchanged glances with the traffic light, and they felt that Liu Dingjian would definitely use this trick next time.
When the next dish arrived, the two of them covered Liu Dingjian's mouth with their hands.
Wang Rifa, traffic lights, and Wu Zhunshao all grabbed the vegetables with their hands. The two Bay elders were still using taiko in a polite manner. How could they beat the three of them using their hands? They didn't even get to eat the food...
The two Bay bosses stood up. He thought of a good way to intercept the restaurant waiter in advance.
The restaurant waiter tried to stop them but was pushed away. The two Bay bosses opened the lid, took the food inside and ate it, while looking at Wang Rifa and the others evilly.
The more I chewed, the weirder the taste became. It turned out that I was eating paper towels...
Lin Zishe came back from the kitchen with a swollen belly and a shiny face. He didn't even wipe the oil off his mouth. He wandered over with a Coke.
Wang Rifa took out the meat hidden in his pocket, handed it to Lin Zishe and said,
"Damn boy, luckily I grabbed some for you, otherwise you would have starved to death in Penang these days."
"No need~ I have a bad appetite and don't want to eat."
Wu Zhun Shao pointed at Lin Zishe and asked doubtfully,
"Didn't you go to the toilet? Why did your mouth feel so oily when you came out of the toilet..."
"The door handle of the restroom in this restaurant is very oily, and I accidentally touch my mouth when I wash my hands, ugh..."
