Lin Zishe sat on the balcony smoking a cigar and watched Wang Rifa and others enter the room under the leadership of Fatty Wang. He had already seen the room.
Lin Zishe squinted his eyes and drank the red wine comfortably, imagining the misery of Wang Rifa and others. He could not imagine what it would be like to sleep six people in two single beds.
"Ding Dong~"
It must be that the special Malay meal he ordered was delivered. Penang is a gourmet city. He ordered charcoal-grilled pork neck, laksa, and nasi lemak.
When Lin Zishe opened the door, he saw two young girls in cool clothes bowing towards him. Through Lin Zishe's pajamas, the two girls saw his chest muscles, which matched his handsome appearance.
The two girls' eyes were shining, and they both bowed.
"We do massages."
Lin Zishe was very disappointed. A day's drive made him almost hungry. He spread his hands and lay on the bed, and two young girls began to massage him.
Lin Zishe was about to fall asleep under the professional techniques of the two girls. Suddenly he was excited,
"Eh?"
"Don't...little sister, you pressed in the wrong place."
…
Fat Lao Wang brought Wang Rifa and others to the room.
"You guys go to bed early, you have to get up early tomorrow."
There were only two narrow beds in the room. Judging from the yellow sheets, they were at least more than 10 years old. He had seen the model of the air conditioner in his mother's time.
When Liu Dingjian saw this hourly room which was worse than a hotel on the street in Xiangjiang, he stopped Fat Lao Wang who was about to leave and said,
"Wait a minute, you said there is a sauna, is it under the bed?"
"It's not available at night, it's only available from 12 to 2 noon. It's even hotter than a sauna with the windows closed."
After Fatty Wang finished speaking, he ran away. Master Wu Zhun said to Liu Dingjian,
"Isn't this a lie?"
"This room of the dead~"
Young Master Wu Zhun opened the closet and shouted in fright,
"There are salted fish (dead bodies)!"
Everyone ran over to take a look. Unexpectedly, there was something even more exciting going on in this room. It turned out that there were actually salted fish hanging in the closet.
Wang Rifa pointed at Young Master Wu Zhun and cursed,
"Crazy thread~"
"It's salted fish~"
"Close the door and cupboard~"
Liu Dingjian went to turn on the air conditioner, only to see that the air conditioner exploded. He quickly called the traffic light to turn it off. The traffic light pointed at him.
"I?"
"Turn it off."
Liu Dingjian told everyone tiredly,
"Don't say any more, I've been in the car all day, so I'd better go to bed early."
Wang Rifa looked at the two single beds and wanted the four of them to sleep there. He quickly went to grab a seat, only to see his old friend from Penang, the bully Taoist friend, kicked open their door.
"Hey, are you ready to sing and dance?"
Mr. Wu Zhun looked at his old friend from Penang with a bruised nose and swollen face.
"Old friend, what's going on? Are you being beaten by everyone?"
"Ignore it~"
Wang Rifa and Liu Dingjian fed their old friends from Penang with puzzled faces.
"What song and dance?"
"This group agreed to have a song and dance performance every night. You will perform tonight and Wanwan Lao tomorrow night."
"We take turns performing songs and dances? Crazy line! Hanju~"
"It doesn't matter, it's 100 per person, and I'll perform for you."
Wang Rifa and others said in unison,
"Grab it~~~~~"
An old friend from Penang covered his aching face and walked up to the four people despite his physical strength. He stretched out his hand and said,
"Performance without giving."
When Liu Dingjian saw his old friend from Penang who was a strong local snake, he had another plan in mind.
"Here, I'll give you 500 and write you a check."
"hurry up."
The traffic light said to an old friend from Penang with a mysterious smile,
"Hey, you said there are mysterious programs that are not suitable for children?"
"Yeah, I'll take you to see the castrated cat~"
"Grudge cat?"
"Not suitable for children, there is no such thing in Xiangjiang~"
Liu Dingjian knew that he had nothing to say to his old friend in Penang, so he handed the check to his old friend in Penang that could not be cashed. He just wanted to sleep now.
"Big boss, here you go, 500."
"We're not going anywhere today, thank you~ Go to bed early, thank you~"
Wang Rifa saw that Liu Dingjian, a miser, actually paid the money. He had never seen Liu Dingjian pay even a dime.
"You reincarnated yourself~ You actually handed over 500 to someone."
"Silly, promissory note~the time is written in the 21st century."
After my old friend from Penang went out, he pushed two Ah Sings in. He told them,
"you two stay here~ (Chinglish: you two stay here)"
Liu Dingjian saw two Ah Xing coming in,
"Why did two Asings come in? This room is obviously ours."
"Are you done living here? Three people sleep in one bed~ Go to bed early and get up at 6 o'clock tomorrow, do you understand?"
Wang Rifa, Liu Dingjian and Traffic Light immediately jumped on another bed to sleep.
Only Mr. Wu Zhun was left in the other bed with the two strong-smelling Ah Xing. Mr. Wu Zhun had a look of horror on his face.
…
Lin Zishe got up refreshed and arrived at the gathering place.
Wang Rifa pinned Lin Zishe and asked Lin Zishe,
"You were following us last night, and why did he disappear~"
Young Master Wu Zhun pointed at Lin Zishe. He looked like a sensible person.
"Oh~~~~I understand, no wonder I make so much money and never stop for a moment~ I must have been last night..."
Lin Zishe's head was covered with black lines and he patted Mr. Wu Zhun on the head.
"You're on the street~ I saw the room was so bad last night, so I went out to rent a house~"
"Otherwise, my current mental state is worse than that of a beggar under an overpass~ just like you Maoli (foolish people)."
Wang Rifa and everyone were silent. Last night, three people slept in a single bed. Even three people stacked on top of each other couldn't sleep in a single bed. Everyone was forced to suffer from insomnia.
“…”
At the traffic light, he rolled up his sleeves and looked at Fat Lao Wang in the distance.
"Xian Jia Tuo~ If Fat Lao Wang Tiao goes out on the street today and can't put on a show, I will definitely beat him up."
"Take your pick~ You have to think about it if you can beat my old friend from Penang."
"Hey~ I can't handle the shock wave, so I'll mark you."
Lin Zishe touched his nose. He had beaten Fat Lao Wang and his old friend from Penang last night.
"Don't say so much, let's get in the car first."
“…”
Fat Lao Wang bowed to Lin Zishe, and now he stretched out his hand and said,
"This group member, you sit on the throne~"
Liu Dingjian asked Fei Laowang doubtfully,
"Fat Old Wang, what is the throne of an emperor?"
“Two seats per person, you can still sleep~”
“…”
Liu Dingjian glanced at Fei Laowang, turned around and put his arm around Lin Zishe's shoulders and said,
"Be honest, are you and Fatty Wang related? How come you changed so much in one night?"
"No~ I gave him a lot, so of course he has a good attitude."
“…”
Liu Dingjian was swallowed hard by these words. Judging from this group, this is really the case.
If he paid 500 last night, he wouldn't have to ask them to perform singing and dancing. If Linzishe gave him more, he would naturally be like God in Fat Lao Wang's eyes.
Lin Zishe smiled. Liu Dingjian must have never imagined that what he gave was not money, but a big dick...
Fat Old Wang nodded respectfully towards Lin Zishe, and after Lin Zishe got on the bus, he shouted evilly and puffed out his chest.
"Now there is one less seat. Which one of you can go up and sit on the roof?"
"I'll give you money."
Fat Lao Wang's attitude towards Wang Rifa and others made a huge change. He told them in a gentle tone,
“These group members are very eye-catching~”
"..."
