Seeing that the two ghosts were about to fall out, I quickly said: "You two, don't be angry. At most, I will suffer a loss."
So, I crossed out the four words "live as long as heaven" and wrote another number of years: one hundred thousand years!
Of course, when I changed like this, it was not only because I gave in, but also because I felt that living for too long was boring.
I've done some math.
If I can live for 100,000 years, and spend 50,000 years working to make money, which means my annual income is 50,000 yuan, after 50,000 years, I will be as rich as the rest of the world, and I can enjoy myself to the fullest in the remaining 50,000 years.
However, these two ghosts didn't seem to agree with my approach.
Niggai Cha slapped the table and said angrily: "You are so presumptuous! Everyone's life span record in the Book of Life and Death is created by heaven and earth. No one can modify it. How can it be your turn to fool me?"
"Then what do you want?" I said calmly: "The half page was torn apart, and it wasn't me who did it. Do you want to seduce my soul now?"
"That's not what I meant!"
The nigger touched his pocket, maybe because he saw how thick Qingfeng had just given him, he didn't dare to completely turn his back.
It just so happened that Qingfeng came back at this time.
Came back with two bottles of Luzhou Laojiao and some cooked food.
Where Qingfeng got the money, I don’t know.
He is already a ghost and has no skills. What kind of ghost can he be?
When Qingfeng came in with the food and drinks, the two ghosts' attitudes became calm again.
I didn't mind that they were being mean just now, after all, they were just doing business.
Ye Wanru was very sensible and helped the two ghosts pour wine and vegetables.
I originally thought that ghosts cannot eat human food.
But the next scene surprised me.
I saw the two ghosts brewing the food with their hands, then took out a few incense candles, lit them, smelled the incense candles, and then started eating.
A starving ghost is a starving ghost.
After finishing the food and wine in a few seconds, he spat on the plate with leftover food and wine, and the food and wine returned to their original state.
I don't know if this is an illusion or a trick they used to deceive me.
However, when I looked at the food and wine on the table, I suddenly felt extremely sick.
No wonder, the food that has been sacrificed usually has a strange smell. It turns out that this is what happened.
After Gui Cha had had enough wine and food, Bai Gui Cha, who had always been silent, burped, took out a portrait from his arms, and placed it on the table:
"Today we are here not only to deal with the matter of life and death, but also to ask you all, have you ever seen this woman?"
He glanced towards the table.
Although the portrait on the table was very abstract, I could still recognize who it was.
The portrait is of a woman with colorful hair painted with colored pens and flowers and butterflies on her skirt.
At first glance, it looks like Ruqing. It seems she is wanted in the underworld!
I pretended to pick up the portrait, took a closer look, and called all the six banshees to come in.
He took the portraits and compared them one by one, and asked seriously: "Are you the woman in this portrait?"
Liu Shu stopped dancing and was the first to speak: "I'm not that ugly!"
After Liu Shu finished speaking, the remaining banshees also commented one after another:
"I don't like wearing skirts!"
"I'm not that thin!"
"I don't like dyeing my hair!"
"..."
I stopped them and said, "That's enough. Since it's not you, let me ask you, have you ever seen this woman?"
They shook their heads one by one.
Fortunately, they are quite loyal.
I breathed a sigh of relief, put the portrait back on the table, and shook my head at the black and white ghost: "I've never seen it before!"
Bai Guicha took back the portrait: "Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Now, it's time to test your fate!"
As he spoke, he took out a strange compass from his pocket.
This compass is very strange. One circle inside the compass is a Bagua and a pointer. In one circle, there are Ding, Hai, Mao, Zi... and so on. The outer circle is the twenty-four solar terms. The characters in the outer circle are very small, and they are specific to a certain year, a certain month, a certain day...
Before I could see clearly, Bai Wuchang asked me to drip blood on the compass needle.
I wonder if this guy wants to re-record my life span!
It would be fine if the test showed that I would live to be a hundred years old, but wouldn’t it be unfair if the test showed that I would die tomorrow? Wouldn’t it be helpful for this guy Qingfeng to have so many beauties around me?
I will never tolerate this happening.
After thinking about it, he murmured: "Two adults, I think you are not drunk enough. How about I buy two more bottles of wine and we can't get drunk together?"
"Hurry up and bleed, don't wait any longer!" Hei Wuchang shouted, looking impatient!
Before I could say anything, Liu Shu suddenly made a serious face and slapped the two ghosts twice quickly, sending them flying out of the door.
"I'm giving you face, aren't you? What are you pretending to be here? Do you really think of yourself as the Lord of Hell?"
"That's right!" Hu Xiaotao clapped and agreed.
These two slaps were not gentle, they knocked Guizhan unconscious to the ground.
"Hey……"
I gave Liu Shu a thumbs up.
Everyone fainted after seeing the ghost, and everyone gathered around the table to read through the Book of Life and Death.
I originally had an idea, that is, except for the people in our village, change the surname of all people with the surname Li to add a thousand or hundreds of years to their life span.
But after looking through the entire book of life and death, I found that all the people recorded in the book were people from our village.
I have no interest in whether the people in the village live or die.
I am only interested in Li Xinyi's lifespan.
When I found Li Xinyi's page, I saw a question mark on her life span.
Just when I was puzzled, Xie Jiahui came back from buying Chinese medicine.
Seeing this scene, I was shocked: "What are you doing?"
Liu Shu explained the cause and effect to me.
Upon hearing this, Xie Jiahui said seriously: "Don't touch the Book of Life and Death. The Book of Life and Death is blessed by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and you can't change it even if you want to."
When I heard this, I pointed to Li Xinyi's page and asked, "Why doesn't my sister's page say how many years she can live?"
Xie Jiahui explained: "Your sister has spiritual roots, and heaven and earth cannot tell how long she can live. In other words, as long as your sister is willing to practice, she can be reborn and become an immortal!"
When I heard it, I secretly cheered.
Pulling Li Xinyi over: "Sister, you may have a chance to become an immortal in the future!"
Li Xinyi was not happy about this, but was a little sad: "If people live unhappy, what will happen no matter how long they live?"
When I heard this, I felt an inexplicable sadness in my heart.
It turns out that Li Xinyi has never been happy?
No wonder!
How can a child be happy without his parents?
Or maybe my brother didn't do a good job and didn't bring her warmth?
In anger, I ran out of the door and kicked the two fainted ghosts a few times: "Damn it, I asked you to come and eat and drink! Do you know that as soon as you came, I made my sister angry?" Are you in a bad mood?"
After a few kicks, Liu Shu and Hu Xiaotao also came and beat them up.
"enough!"
Xie Jiahui suddenly stopped us: "Stop making trouble. Fighting ghosts is a serious crime."
"Aren't you the Ghost King? What are you afraid of?" Liu Shu asked.
"They say I am the ghost king. Even if I am the ghost king, I can't let you get into trouble!"
After Xie Jiahui finished speaking, she took away the book of life and death and stuffed it back into the black ghost's arms. Then he kicked the two ghosts away and disappeared from everyone's sight.
