Ruqing was stunned and asked stammeringly: "Ghosts, ghosts and gods? Weren't there seven great ghosts and gods in the past?"
Xie Jiahui sighed: "Those guys were disobedient before, so I killed them all one by one. If you are interested, I will teach you the power of ghosts and gods!"
Ruqing was still hesitant and a little panicked.
I quickly said: "Miss Ruqing, if you promise my wife, I guarantee that my wife will protect you in the future!"
Ru Qing glanced at everyone and looked ashamed: "But I don't have much ability, how can I dare to seek this false reputation?"
As soon as she finished speaking, I pointed at the six banshees behind me and criticized: "You should learn from Miss Ruqing, see how humble and well-educated she is!"
"Hmph..." Liu Shu bit his mouth and said, "The new guy is just better than the old guy. You are tired of looking at us, so you think we are full of advantages!"
"Okay, okay! Let's stop talking. We will all be sisters from now on and we will work together in the same boat!"
When Xie Jiahui spoke, no one dared to speak.
After everyone sat down quietly for a moment, I suddenly remembered something.
When she got home, she took out a fruit knife, and when Zi Xi wasn't paying attention, she stabbed the bun into her chest.
Suddenly, the atmosphere seemed to freeze.
Everyone was incredible working on me.
After a long time, Liu Shu frowned and spoke, pointing to the blood on Zi Xi's chest and said: "Xiao Ling Feng, are you going too far?"
After she finished speaking, she suddenly covered her mouth and laughed.
When I saw Zi Xi's eyes glowing red, I immediately pulled out the knife, chanted the Hemostasis Technique, and pointed my index finger at Zi Xi's chest.
A colorful ray of light flashed across Zi Xi's chest, and her blood flowed back into the wound on her chest like it was flowing backwards.
I exclaimed in surprise: "This trick really works, and it can actually be effective on others!"
I was so excited that I wanted to take off Zixi's clothes to see if there were any scars from her wounds.
Unexpectedly, Zi Xi slapped me in the face and kicked me in the lower body.
"oops!"
I screamed.
It took half an hour to catch my breath.
When I regained my strength, I saw Zi Xi squatting aside and wiping tears.
Seeing this scene, I felt ashamed and apologized several times.
It's true. If I had known that Zi Xi couldn't make a joke, I would have tried inserting Liu Shu's big breasts.
After coaxing Zixi for half an hour to no avail, I finally took out the elixir sent by Ruqing and handed it over: "Hongmao, don't be angry, okay? I'll give you a elixir. If you take it, you can cure all diseases and prolong your life! You can Forgive me, okay?"
Zi Xi glanced at the bottle in my hand: "You didn't lie to me? Isn't it filled with aphrodisiacs?"
I pointed at Ruqing and said, "Ask Miss Ruqing, did I lie to you?"
Seeing Ruqing's sincere acquiescence, Zi Xi pointed at my bottle and said, "Give me everything and I will forgive you!"
"Forehead?"
I opened the bottle and took a look, and found that there were about ten more pills inside, so I divided one pill into each person's, and handed all the remaining three pills to Zi Xi.
Sure enough, money can make the devil push the mill, and pills can make the devil push the cart.
Zi Xi took the pill and immediately changed her face: "Actually, you are a vicious person who likes to make trouble, but you have a good heart!"
A witch is a witch, and with a little favor, even being stabbed in the chest can be forgiven!
I ignored them and climbed back into bed to sleep.
It wasn't until the next day that Qingfeng was seen.
I heard him talking to the banshees outside that he was a little embarrassed last night. He jumped into the bottom of the lake and turned into a carp. He held his breath for a full hour before he could hide it from Cui Yan.
The next few days.
I took medicine during the day and went fishing with Qingfeng at night.
Under the leadership of Xie Jiahui, the seven demons and ghosts became more diligent in practicing the power of ghosts and gods.
I don’t know why Xie Jiahui asked seven women to practice this kind of ghost power. When I asked her, she always had a profound look on her face and gave vague answers.
There are only seven days left in one month.
I remember the days very clearly because I was forced to take Chinese medicine every day and almost vomited. I couldn’t wait for a month to fly by!
Just this evening, I just wanted to go fishing.
Suddenly I saw two men floating in front of the door.
The two men, one wearing black clothes and a black hat, the other wearing white clothes and a white hat, held chain hooks in their hands.
As soon as I saw it, I knew it was the seducer Black and White Ghost.
As for why I don’t say black and white are impermanent, it’s because I heard Xie Jiahui say that all the seductive ghosts in the underworld wear black and white clothes. The real black and white impermanence is one of the top ten shady men, belonging to the same person, referred to as impermanence.
When he is angry, he wears black clothes; when he is happy, he wears white clothes.
When the two ghosts approached, Hu Xiaotao ran to me in panic at the door and reported: "Ling Feng, there are two ghosts outside!"
I said disdainfully: "Come here, you are not looking for me anyway. Are you guys approaching the end of your lifespan?"
As soon as I said it, I heard the ghost in black shout: "Who is Li Lingfeng?"
I was stunned for a moment and secretly screamed in my heart.
You are so young, so your lifespan is not really approaching, right?
Ruqing was still alert and saw the ghost coming, so she took Xiaoyu and hid in the grass.
I saw Qingfeng drinking tea outside, and immediately jumped out, pointed at Qingfeng and said, "He is Li Lingfeng!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as I pointed my finger, all six banshees pointed at me at the same time.
The two ghosts looked a little stupid, actually believing that the minority obeys the majority, and walked towards me.
The black-clothed ghost looked at me fiercely and took out a green leather notebook from his arms.
When I saw the words "Book of Life and Death" written on the book, I immediately panicked and said, "Both leaders, if you have something to discuss, let's go in and have a cup of tea first."
Niggai Cha snorted and said with a straight face: "What kind of tea do you want to drink? We have official business, how can we have time to drink tea!"
Seeing their bad attitude, I immediately glanced at Qingfeng.
Qingfeng was just honest, not stupid. When he saw my look, he immediately took out a bunch of Ming coins from his pocket and threw it next to Gui Cha.
I quickly pointed at the ghost coins on the ground and said to the nigger: "You two, you have lost something!"
The nigger almost turned his head to look, picked up the paper money on the ground with gleaming eyes, and muttered to himself: "Look at how lavish I am, how did I lose the money!"
He picked up the money, his attitude softened a lot, and he coughed dryly at me: "You are Li Lingfeng, right?"
I nodded and gently pushed them inside: "You two are here, my humble abode will be full of glory!"
With that said, I immediately shouted to Qingfeng: "Buy me some wine and meat and come back to greet the two distinguished guests."
After calling, he waved to Liu Shu and Hua Ji: "You guys, hurry up and sing and dance for the two eldest brothers, and dance a little bit for me!"
"Uh-huh..."
Liu Shu pulled Hu Xiaotao in, twisting his butt while ogling the two ghosts. And Hua Ji was playing the pipa aside, as if pouring tea and passing water. Only Zi Xi and Lin Wenbi looked at the door with murderous eyes, as if they wanted to kill the two ghosts.
The two ghosts opened the book of life and death while watching Liu Shu's performance. Turning to one of the pages, my name, date of birth, and home address were written on it.
But the page was only half a page, as if it had been torn in half, and the date of my death was not recorded.
I was wondering.
The black ghost said in a deep voice: "Your life and death book was torn in half by the gangster. We are looking for you today to investigate the matter! By the way, we will test your luck and see when you will die!"
"Forehead?"
I thought about it depressedly, and then said: "You two adults, there is no need to worry about this matter, I have a solution."
After I finished speaking, I went to find a pen and paper and wrote down my information. As for life span, I wrote four words: Live as long as heaven!
After writing, use scissors to cut the paper into the same size as the Book of Life and Death, and hand it to the nigger:
"Brother, you can tear off my half page and use glue to stick this page on me. Do you think this will work?"
The black and white ghosts stared at the four words "live as long as the sky", alternately angry and confused, gasping for air, unable to regain their composure for a long time!
