"What do you mean?"
Xiaoyu saw my wretched expression and looked angry. She held the scissors and guarded Ruqing.
Before I could speak, Xiaoyu said dissatisfiedly to Ruqing: "Miss, I see that this guy named Li is not a good person, he is definitely a pervert. He must have no ability and wants to defraud money and sex!"
"Xiaoyu, don't talk nonsense. Mr. Li hasn't finished speaking. Let him explain clearly. You can't be the judge anymore!"
This Ruqing is indeed well-educated.
I've said it all, but she still thinks I'm a good person!
Facing such a well-educated person, I suddenly lost my ability to behave and couldn't act like a jerk for a while.
Looking around the cave, I found that I didn't see anything valuable for a while.
Based on my urine, if I weren't in a deep mountain, I would at least have to ask a crane to lift away a few of her stone tables before I could help her.
After thinking for a few seconds, he pretended to be at a loss and said, "Miss Ruqing, apart from having no money, what other valuable treasures do you have?"
Ruqing scratched her head, took out a small bottle from her pocket, and handed it to me: "This is the panacea I made!"
"Oh, what's the effect? Is it an aphrodisiac?"
Ruqing blushed and said, "It's for healing."
"What if there are no injuries? Does eating it aphrodisiac?"
"I don't know, it should be able to prolong life..."
When I heard this, I immediately poured two pills out and ate them.
Everything is not important. First add a few years to your life.
After eating, he asked: "Miss Ruqing, I think you seem to be a spirit of Taoism. Why are you afraid of this little judge of the underworld?"
Ruqing said: "The spiritual power I cultivate is only for healing wounds and strengthening the body. This little girl is not interested in fighting and killing!"
"Forehead……"
I thought wildly for a few seconds, and secretly thought: This Ruqing seems to be an assistant like a nanny. If I win her into the group, she will be of great use in the future!
Before I could speak, Ruqing spoke again: "Master Li, please forgive me for asking, I wonder if you mind!"
I waved my hand: "You don't mind, please!"
"You said your wife is the ghost king?"
I nodded.
"But Cui Yu is under the control of the King of Hell, not the King of Ghosts. How can you help me?"
When I heard this, my mind was a little confused and I asked: "Are there two kings in the underworld?"
"Master Li, don't you know?" Ru Qing was a little surprised, and then explained: "The underworld is divided into two realms, one is the ghost realm, and the other is the hell realm. The ghost king governs the ghost realm, and Yama King governs the hell realm. Masters of the hell realm such as Yun, in addition to the ten kings of hell, there are also ten evil commanders, various ghost officials and ghost soldiers..."
I curiously asked: "Which one is bigger, the King of Ghosts or the King of Hell?"
Ru Qingdao: "The King of Hell governs the interior, and the King of Ghosts governs the outside. The King of Hell governs the guilty ghosts, and the King of Ghosts collects the innocent souls! It stands to reason that the power of the King of Hell is one level higher than that of the King of Ghosts."
When I heard this, my head got confused again!
Ruqing continued: "However, I heard that the Ghost King has more than 400,000 ghost soldiers, and has seven powerful generals of ghosts and gods under his command. The King of Hell has to give three points to the thin-faced Ghost King."
I understand a little bit.
"Didn't your wife tell you these things? Did you lie to me and say your wife is the King of Ghosts?"
I patted my chest and promised, "I didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, I'll take you back to ask my wife later!"
Ru Qing nodded, but his expression remained solemn: "I heard that Cui Yu has a deep relationship with the King of Hell, and Cui Yan is deeply loved by Cui Yu. I'm afraid your wife may not be able to help me if she comes forward!"
I thought for a while and said, "What are you afraid of? Since ancient times, marriage has been about your love and my will. Cui Yan's behavior is to rob people's daughters. Even if my wife doesn't want to come forward, I can still help you!"
"You? How can you help?"
I scratched my head and thought for a while, then asked: "What time will Cui Yan come to pick up the bride tonight?"
"Twelve o'clock!"
I looked at the count and saw that it was only eight o'clock in the evening, so I still had four hours to prepare.
"I have two ways to make Cui Yan give up marrying you. Do you want to listen?"
Ruqing stood up excitedly and asked: "What method?"
I pointed at her cheek and said: "Cui Yan wants to marry you, most likely because you are beautiful. You pretend to paint your face and see how he behaves. If he doesn't think you are ugly and still wants to marry you, just say that you used to ride a horse." I accidentally broke my hymen while riding a bicycle, ask him if he dislikes you!"
As soon as I said it, Ruqing and Xiaoyu's faces turned green.
Xiaoyu wanted to say something, but Ruqing covered her mouth.
For a long time, Ruqing was embarrassed and said: "It's okay to paint a painted face, but if you want me to say that kind of thing, I can't say it!"
I murmured: "There is another way, that is, you pretend to be dead!"
As soon as I said it, Ruqing immediately objected: "This method won't work. The book of life and death in Cui Yu's hand records the lifespan of every living being!"
I closed my eyes and thought for a while, then said: "Then there is only one last solution!"
"any solution?"
"When Cui Yan came to pick up the bride tonight, you tore your clothes early, made you look disheveled, and said you were raped by me, Li Lingfeng. If he doesn't dislike you, it means he really loves you, so just obey him!"
After I finished speaking, I turned around and prepared to go back to fishing.
Ru Qingqing shouted: "Master Li, your method is not bad. It's just that I'm afraid that I'll offend you and offend Cui Yu, and I'm afraid that they will take revenge on you in the future!"
I said disdainfully: "I'm afraid of offending a little judge? Does he dare to write me to death? If you are really worried about me, you can say that Qingfeng outside raped you!"
"Ah..., is there any difference?"
Ruqing was a little bit dumbfounded.
Qingfeng may have heard our conversation, so he immediately got in and whispered: "Brother Ling Feng, how can you drag me into this?"
I said calmly: "I dragged you into the water? It seems that you don't have the right to peek at others taking a shower tonight? Do you really think you can watch it for free?"
Qingfeng felt ashamed and wanted to turn back.
"etc!"
I stopped him and took a look at his figure and Ruqing's figure.
Both of them are quite thin, but Qingfeng is taller.
If he sat down and covered his head, Cui Yan would not be able to recognize him for a while.
Thinking of this, I had an idea and expressed my thoughts: "Tonight Qingfeng wears Ruqing clothes and pretends to be a bride. After getting on the sedan chair, Qingfeng will find an opportunity to jump off a cliff or into a river, making Cui Yan mistakenly think that the bride committed suicide because of her obsession. Got it!"
"No!" Ru Qing immediately expressed his opinion: "They say Cui Yu has a book of life and death and knows how long I will live!"
Qingfeng answered: "As far as I know, elves don't seem to be under the control of the King of Hell. I think Ling Feng's method is feasible!"
"real?"
Ruqing asked excitedly and immediately decided to adopt this method.
"Then please, girl, take off your clothes first!"
I said, gently pushing Qingfeng out: "I'm changing clothes, you should go out and avoid it first!"
"You get out too!" Xiaoyu pointed at me and said angrily.
"That's not necessary!" Ru Qing pointed to the wooden box beside him and said, "I'm going to wear a red wedding dress tonight. Mr. Qingfeng put the clothes on and tried it on to see if it fits."
Qingfeng tried it on and found that the clothes were a bit too small.
Ruqing took out the needle and thread, modified it briefly, put it on Qingfeng, and stuffed two white steamed buns into his chest.
Everything is ready, waiting for twelve o'clock to come.
To be on the safe side, I decided to go back to the lake to fish alone and inquire about the military situation.
Before leaving, I patted Qingfeng on the shoulder and said, "I'm not here, please keep your hands and feet clean for me, and don't touch other girls!"
Return to the wild lake again and cast a pole for fishing.
It was surprisingly quiet tonight, and not a single insect was heard chirping in the mountains and plains.
At about half past eleven, a dark wind suddenly blew from the lake.
After the cold wind passed, several big fish sprang out of the lake and made several splashes.
When I regained my composure, I saw a dark soldier appear at the foot of the opposite mountain, floating across the lake.
Then a suona sound sounded eerily at the foot of the mountain.
As soon as the suona sounded, four male ghosts were seen floating behind the Yin soldiers carrying a big red sedan chair.
Behind the sedan, there were about ten or eight ghost maids carrying baskets and scattering flowers and paper money!
The scene was very strange and shocking!
