I saw that the butterfly was big and strange, as if it was blinking at me.
I was fascinated by it for a moment. Even though the buoy sank, I didn't lift the pole.
Stare at the butterfly on the fishing rod for an hour or two, until the sunset sets and the sky turns dark.
When I was lost in thought, I suddenly saw a woman's figure reflected on the turbulent lake, dancing gracefully in a floral skirt.
When I saw it, it was as if my soul was out of my body. My body seemed to suddenly become stiff, and I didn't even blink.
After a while, the butterfly on the fishing rod flew away, and the woman's reflection on the lake disappeared.
Without saying a word, I pulled Qingfeng and followed the butterfly.
"Brother Ling Feng, you can't be half-hearted when fishing. Why do you only focus on catching butterflies?"
I didn't pay attention to what Qingfeng was saying for a moment, and I just started trotting behind the butterfly.
The butterfly flew to a mountain stream in front and suddenly disappeared.
I looked left and right for a long time, and inadvertently heard a female voice in front of me: "Miss, you are getting married tonight, Xiaoyu can't bear to leave you."
I groped towards the source of the sound and saw a half-naked woman on the side of the mountain stream, wearing a bellyband and shorts, wiping herself on the water left on the rock. There was a maid beside her, rubbing the woman's back with her hands.
"Damn it, do you know how to take a shower? Why don't you take off your clothes in the shower?"
I whispered to myself, and then said to Qingfeng: "Quickly cast a spell and untie that woman's clothes!"
Qingfeng covered her eyes and did not dare to look directly, muttering in her mouth: "Don't hear what is inappropriate, don't see what is inappropriate..."
I don’t know if he is a true gentleman or a prude.
They're all here, and it's not interesting for me to watch them alone. He forcefully took off Qingfeng's hand, pointed at the woman taking a shower and said, "If you don't want to see it, go to the town and buy me a telescope!"
Qingfeng hesitated, lowered his head and said nothing!
I educated him: "There is a saying that a gentleman is lustful but not lewd. He is motivated by emotion but not by etiquette. Therefore, it is based on emotion but not by etiquette! I asked you to appreciate it, but I didn't ask you to masturbate in front of others!"
"Um? Brother Ling Feng, do you also like to read the Book of Songs?"
"Of course, I'm not talented. I usually like to read pornographic poems and watch movies!"
"Brother Ling Feng is right, so I'll just appreciate it too!"
Qingfeng just looked over and saw that the woman had already put on clothes.
The floral skirt and blue silk stockings are as frosty as they are, particularly eye-catching in the haze.
Just now, I didn't pay attention.
Now when I look at it, I see that the woman's hair is actually colorful. Among them, the most conspicuous thing is her silver hair with black hair, which makes her look like a bad girl.
I have seen many women with this look. If I were in a bar, I could trick her into playing poker with two dozen beers!
I smiled excitedly at Qingfeng.
After laughing, he turned his head and saw that the woman and the maid were already slowly heading towards the cave in front.
I pulled Qingfeng and continued to follow, saying as I walked: "I thought I would show you Ye Wanru taking a bath tonight, but I didn't expect to encounter such a good thing here!"
"Brother Ling Feng, you have read it, why are you still following me?"
I raised my voice and said, "You don't know something. I hate people selling prostitution the most in my life. I want to see if they are selling it!"
"I just heard someone say that they are getting married tonight. How could she be that kind of person?"
I didn't explain much and forced Qingfeng to follow him to the cave.
As soon as I reached the entrance of the cave, I heard two women talking inside.
One of the women said: "Miss, last night the old Taoist immortal said that someone would come to save you from the fire and water today. Could it be the two perverted dogs who just peeked at your shower?"
Another woman sighed and said: "I, 'Ruqing', am destined to have this kind of difficulty, and I don't expect anyone to come to save me. I just let nature take its course!"
"But Xiaoyu is not willing to let the young lady marry a ghost!"
Before I could understand what it meant, I heard the breeze murmuring a poem: "There is a beautiful person, as graceful as Qingyang! Such as Qingyang, what a good name!"
"What a fart, I might as well call you 'Ruhua'!"
When I finished speaking, I heard a shout from inside: "How can you, the two of you outside, do such dirty things?"
"Qingfeng, they said you were dirty! So did you, take me to peek at someone taking a shower!"
Qingfeng was honest and didn't know how to defend himself. He coughed several times and didn't say a word for a long time.
"Don't be shy, I'll teach you how to pick up girls, just learn from it."
With that said, I walked in.
It's a little dark inside the cave.
There are several ancient bronze oil lamps hanging on the cave walls. The burning oil lamps emit a pungent smell of rosin.
With the help of light, we can see that stone tables and benches are neatly arranged inside.
Looking inside again, I saw a woman sitting on a stone bed, and another woman cutting red paper and pasting red flowers on the side.
I looked at the two women carefully.
The girl cutting flowers from paper seems to be fifteen or sixteen years old, young and pure.
I'm not interested in this kind of woman, she's too young and her voice doesn't sound good.
Then he looked at the woman sitting on the bed, and saw that her hair was colorful, her face was pretty, cute and charming, but her expression was extremely melancholy.
"My surname is Li and my first name is Ling Feng!" I walked in and said hello.
As soon as I finished speaking, the girl who was cutting the red paper pointed the scissors at me and cursed: "Pervert, what are you doing in here? What do you want to do?"
I hurriedly explained: "I'm not a pervert, the one with long hair outside is!"
"Don't be so quibbling. You just peeked at my young lady taking a shower... and you're going to take advantage of me!"
The girl was about to fly towards me with the scissors in her hand, but the woman on the bed stopped her: "Xiaoyu, you are a guest, don't be rude!"
"Your name is Xiaoyu, your name is Ruqing?"
I pointed at them respectively and asked.
The woman sitting on the bed nodded.
"Miss Ruqing, you are getting married today, why didn't you notify us neighbors to have a wedding banquet?"
I said, grabbed a handful of wedding candies on the table and stuffed them into my pocket.
Ruqing didn't say anything, but the woman named Xiaoyu looked at me with contempt.
It was just eating two wedding candies. I don’t know why she was looking at me with a straight face.
I ate a candy and asked Ruqing: "Why do you look like a dead father today on your big day? You couldn't be forced to get married, right?"
After hearing my question, Ruqing sighed slowly: "I'm not hiding it from Mr. Li, my daughter was indeed forced to get married!"
"Oh? Who forced you?"
"Cui Yan!"
I asked curiously: "Who is Cui Yan?"
"Nephew Cui Yu!"
"Who is Cui Yu?"
"One of the judges of the underworld, the one who holds the book of life and death!"
When I heard this, I immediately became energetic: "Little judge, what are you worried about, girl? My wife is the ghost king. If girl doesn't want to get married, I can help you!"
"real?"
Ruqing stood up excitedly, with a small dimple on her sad face: "Are you really my savior?"
"What's wrong with being a savior? Let me tell you, I charge for helping people!"
After listening to what I said, Ruqing lowered her head and murmured: "My little girl is a spirit made of the essence of heaven and earth. She has always only cultivated herself and asked questions, and her family has no savings..."
I immediately stopped her and asked: "You said you are an elf?"
Ruqing nodded.
"Did you transform that butterfly just now and lure me here on purpose?"
Ruqing blushed and nodded: "I met an immortal discussing Taoism with a yellow man last night, and I eavesdropped. I heard that the old immortal's Taoism was profound, so I asked him to point me to a clear path. The old man said, I have a destiny today. , help me solve the problem. But I have been waiting for a long time today, and I only saw you and the young master outside, so I brought you over to ask!"
As soon as I heard this, the image of the old man from last night couldn't be taken away from my mind.
What kind of expert is that old man? How come you seem to know everything?
After thinking for a moment, I immediately said: "Girl, you have found the right person, but..."
"Just what?"
I said with a smile: "I, Li Lingfeng, never do business at a loss! If you don't have money, you have to..., hehe!"
