"What kind of medicine is this? After taking it, your whole body feels like it's on fire?"
If it weren't for Li Xinyi's presence, I would have taken off my clothes.
Xie Jiahui smiled and said: "Aphrodisiac!"
It was okay if she didn't tell me, but once she did, I started to have wild thoughts, and my eyes lit up when I saw a hole.
Xie Jiahui stretched out a finger and waved it: "Endure! This month, you can't solve it even with your hands. I will feed you a tonic medicine every day to stimulate all the yang energy in your body!"
"What?" I was stunned and speechless.
Not even giving up your hand?
Isn't this fatal?
Xie Jiahui seemed to see what I was thinking, and said with a smile: "Go find something to do to divert your attention."
I took a look at the sky outside. It was pitch black.
In the middle of the night, besides making people, what else is there to do?
Just as I was thinking about it, Xie Jiahui brought me a copy of the Tao Te Ching to memorize to divert my attention.
She is so funny.
How can a completely immoral person like me understand the Tao Te Ching?
In my current situation, shouldn't I read a small H book?
I was about to say something when several figures appeared at the door.
When I looked, standing at the door were Zi Xi, Ye Wanru, Hua Ji, Lin Wenbi, Liu Shu, Hu Xiaotao, and Qingfeng.
They are very uneducated and they just came without any fruit or anything!
Seeing Qingfeng holding two homemade fishing rods in his hands, I frowned and asked, "Hey, have you joined our team?"
Qingfeng smiled and expressed his acquiescence.
"Our company accepts women but not men. Men who want to join our company must pay membership fees!"
Qingfeng was stunned: "What membership fee?"
I explained: "It's like this. You usually have to spend money to look at photos of beauties online, right? Even if you click on the link posted in the WeChat group, it costs 6 yuan a time. There are so many beauties in our company, you don't know how many you have to peek at in a day." times. I count if you watch it ten times a day, it costs six yuan a time, so you have to pay sixty yuan a day, one thousand and eighty yuan a month, more than two hundred thousand a year..."
"Wait a minute!" Qingfeng scratched his head and thought: "Brother Ling Feng, did you calculate the wrong number?"
"No! 1800✘12=216000, where did I make a mistake?"
Qingfeng asked strangely: "Why do I feel something is wrong? I heard someone say before that if you pay 200 yuan a day for labor, you can only earn tens of thousands a year. How come you get 60 yuan a day and more than 200,000 a year?"
After Qingfeng finished speaking, he stretched out his fingers to count.
Judging from Qingfeng's attire, he must be from the ancients.
The ancients did not have an abacus, and most of them could not do arithmetic.
He calculated for a long time, and I was afraid that he would figure it out, so I stopped him immediately and said, "Forget it, I'll give you a discount. Just give me all the money you have."
Qingfeng was quite honest and took out a handful of yellow paper to buy the way to the underworld and a stack of paper money with the Jade Emperor's head in his arms.
When I saw it, I felt deeply unlucky.
Fortunately, he was just calculating this and that, and he had to be careful in order to pay for hundreds of thousands of Yin Si paper?
I wanted to scold him, but seeing that he was honest, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to stop my scolding.
After weighing it up, I felt that it would be most practical to let him write an IOU.
Before she said anything, Qingfeng counted a few bills and handed them over.
When I looked, I saw it was 80,000 gray U.S. dollars!
Good guy, do you often travel abroad and pick up foreign girls?
It’s hard to tell that he looks so polite and honest, but he’s so good at this job.
I pushed him back: "Brother Qingfeng, I, Li Lingfeng, am not a money-grubber."
As he said that, he took one of the fishing rods from his hand: "Do you like fishing?"
"kindness!"
"go together?"
"I think so too."
After saying that, one person and one ghost set off towards the foot of the mountain in the dark.
At the foot of the mountain, there is a huge wild lake. I don’t know what the hell this place is.
He Qingfeng found a position and prepared to throw the pole.
"Where's the bait?"
As soon as I asked, I saw Qingfeng pointing two fingers at the ground, and several disgusting earthworms emerged from the ground.
Everyone had just loaded up the bait and cast the rods, and from the corner of my eye I saw an old man fishing not far away.
I saw that the old man had long clothes and long hair, and he was sitting in a leisurely and contented posture, like an expert in immortality.
I suddenly felt a little strange.
Could it be that this old man is the legendary Jiang Taigong?
I was just about to say hello when I saw the buoy move.
It looked like the one biting the hook was a big fish.
I grabbed the pole with both hands and stared nervously at the buoy.
As soon as the buoy sank, I immediately pulled the fishing rod.
Unexpectedly, it was such a big fish. I tried to pull it in for a while but couldn't catch it.
"Hey, come and help!" I shouted to Qingfeng.
Qingfeng was envious and Peipian came to help.
"Crack..."
There was a huge splash on the water surface.
We worked together and spent a lot of effort to finally drag the big fish to the water.
Before I could see clearly what kind of fish it was, I heard a sound in the breeze, pointed at the water surface and said in surprise: "What is that?"
I took a closer look and was shocked.
How is this a fish biting hook?
It’s clearly a yellow-skinned boy!
Huang Pizi's two paws, like children's hands, were holding on to the fishing line, giving me a strange expression that was half a smile but not a smile.
"My day!"
I just cursed.
The yellow-skinned creature actually spoke and asked me, "Ling Feng, do you think I look like a human or an immortal?"
"You have legs like your grandma's!"
After I finished cursing angrily, I hit it on the head with the fishing rod, causing it to sink to the bottom of the water.
"Steal my fish and ask me if you look like a fairy?"
"Gudong..., Gudong..., Wuwu..."
There was a strange sound in the water, and calm gradually returned.
Qingfeng looked at me with wide eyes, but couldn't say what he wanted to say.
I didn’t think much about it and continued fishing with my pole.
But then, no fish bit all night.
Qingfeng didn't catch any fish either.
But I saw that the old man not far away had caught a lot.
I thought it would be embarrassing to go back empty-handed later.
Then he walked up to the old man and asked, "Uncle, how many fish have you caught?"
The old man smiled and pointed to the fish basket on the side.
The fish basket was full of grass carp weighing several kilograms or more, and it was almost too big to hold.
"How about you sell me some? I'm afraid if I go back empty-handed, my wife will laugh at me for being useless!"
The old man shook his head and said loudly: "How can you catch fish with such a violent temper?"
After he finished speaking, he poured all the fish in the fish basket towards the lake.
Oh, who is this person?
Why don't you even want to sell it to me?
I was about to say something to him, but I saw a purple-gold gourd on his waist that kept shaking and rattling, and emitting a golden light from time to time.
I just wanted to ask the old man what kind of treasure that was.
The old man pressed the gourd around his waist with his hand, and then educated me with serious words: "You boy, you are born with the holy body of immortal bones, and you will definitely make great achievements in the future. It's just that you have a bad temper and a lot of anger, so you can easily enter the evil way!"
When I heard this, I immediately said: "Hey, what's your surname? Even if I ask you to buy a fish, you won't sell it. How dare you point fingers at me?"
"Haha!" The old man wiped his long beard and smiled: "I have the same surname as you, Muzi Li!"
I wondered: "How do you know my surname is Li? Does your family run a police station? Do you check people's household registrations every day?"
"hehe……"
The old man smiled again: "You will definitely cause trouble in the future. That's all, that's all! Whether it's a blessing or a curse, it's destiny!"
I groaned and frowned: "Hey, can you tell fortunes? Are you the head of Longhu Mountain?"
The old man still smiled, but this time he didn't speak.
I took out a cigarette and handed it over: "Can you help me predict when I will get rich?"
The old man sighed and pointed at the bright moon: "You, you, you have wealth in this life, but no wealth left! You have a bad fate. The sun rises and the moon disappears..."
"Bah! Great luck is..., why are you cursing me?"
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Qingfeng shouting to me from behind: "Brother Ling Feng, who are you talking to?"
I turned around and said, "I'm buying fish with an old man!"
"What old man? Why didn't I see it?"
After hearing what Qingfeng said, I immediately turned my head back and pointed at the old man's position, only to find that the old man was gone.
"this?"
I was startled and looked around for the old man.
Under the moonlight, I saw that the old man had walked dozens of meters to the lake on the right at some point.
What shocked me was that the weeds on both sides of the road he walked actually gave off a faint golden light.
At the ends of all the weeds, surrounded by golden light, brilliant flowers bloomed at a speed visible to the naked eye!
