"Haha... Baby, to be honest, you are the funniest and cutest man I have ever seen. If we weren't enemies, I might actually fall in love with you!"
I responded in the same way: "You are also the most interesting woman I have ever seen. If you had bigger breasts, I might fall in love with you too!"
"Hey, if you say this, people will be angry!"
"Stop talking nonsense, let's fight to the death!"
I shouted, inserted the knife, and immediately formed a seal and said: "Those who are facing a fight, all move forward in formation!"
As soon as he finished reading, a flow of air surged around him.
Immediately, his Dantian became hot, and several strands of true energy emitted from his hand at the same time, almost whirling.
Whistle frowned slightly: "Are you serious?"
She is really funny!
You lied to me to lose my virginity and made me happy in vain. Now you are still asking this and that.
If I can beat her, I will make her keep her promise!
I just don’t know if she still has virginity!
As soon as she asked, the Qi had already flown a foot away from her.
She fell back, distanced herself, raised her ghost energy with both hands, and dispersed the incoming true energy with one palm.
I recited the mantra several times quickly.
Suddenly, the zhenqi surge around him became denser and denser.
However, with all the energy I exerted, I couldn't even hurt a single hair on Whistle.
I tried all my tricks, but she was able to resolve them all with ease.
Whistle avoided several attacks and quickly jumped towards me.
Before I could take action, she grabbed my hands tightly, preventing me from moving.
"You can't beat me in your current situation!"
She said, and then quickly added: "If you want to save your sister, you must die before you can deceive the blood river and ghost temple!"
When I heard this, I immediately asked: "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean by me? If I wanted you to die, why would I waste my time talking nonsense with you tonight? You are so smart, can't you see that I am letting you off?"
In fact, I have thought about this problem before.
It's just that I still can't figure out why Bosuo wants to help me.
Will she really fall in love with me?
Look at my damn charm!
We pretended to be in a stalemate for a few times, like doing Tai Chi, you came and I went back and forth.
I fought and retreated and asked: "Why are you doing this?"
Whispering smiled helplessly: "Xie Jiahui is my sister!"
"What?"
I almost screamed in surprise.
"I'm not lying to you. No one knows about this. Sister, I have really put a lot of effort into you. If you dare to betray my sister in the future, I will never let you go!"
"Forehead?"
Am I bullying Xie Jiahui?
She doesn't bully me, I'm already thankful!
I was so stunned that I couldn't speak.
"Okay, you deserve to die!"
After she finished speaking, she suddenly opened her left eye mask, and her left eye stared, and a ghost energy burst out.
The ghostly energy burst out, spinning rapidly like a small tornado, as if it was twisting the entire space in front of him.
I stared dizzy for a few seconds.
Suddenly, his arms, thighs, and abdomen felt as if he had been stabbed several times by invisible blades, and blood continued to flow out.
By the time I reacted, my whole body was already entangled with countless ghostly auras as thick as hair. If I moved even half a moment, it was like a knife cutting me!
"What's this trick?"
As soon as I asked, I saw Whistle walking over, touching my forehead with his forehead, and giving a ghostly smile: "Am I more beautiful, or is my sister more beautiful? That's the right answer, I'll make it easier for you to die!"
My throat rolled, and I said calmly: "You still need to ask? Did your mother have a dystocia when she gave birth to you? Was your eye accidentally poked out by the midwife?"
"Hahaha...brother-in-law, why were you still in the mood to joke before you died?"
"I'm not kidding, tell me, if I die, how can I save my sister?"
"If you tell another joke to make me happy, I will tell you!"
Before I could answer, I heard Xuehe yelling not far away: "Oh, these two guys are fighting, why are they ready to kiss?"
"Okay, let me tell you a joke!"
Whistle stared at me from close range and listened carefully!
"When I was twelve years old, my mother suffered from cancer. My family was poor at the time and there was simply not enough money to treat my mother. In order to raise enough medical expenses, my father took the only 10,000 yuan in the family to gamble in Macau. He left in a suit and ties. , and came back in slippers and shorts. In order to shirk responsibility, my father went up the mountain to pick up some Chinese medicine and lied to my mother that he spent 10,000 yuan to buy the medicine. My mother took the Chinese medicine for a few days, guess what happened to my mother? "
"What's wrong?"
"Dead, less than a week later. Because of this incident, my dad felt guilty and fell into decline for many years! When I was sixteen, my dad finally cheered up and vowed to give my sister and me a good life. . Guess what the first thing my dad did after he cheered up?"
"Going to work?"
"NO!" I shook my head, "The first thing he did was sell the only valuable thing in his house and go to the casino!"
Whispering, dumbfounded, stared at me and asked, "Are you sure you are telling a joke? Why do I see your eyes full of melancholy?"
I sneered!
"Why do you still laugh every time no matter what difficulties you encounter? It was the same in your last life, and it will be the same in this life?"
I said calmly: "Because crying is the most useless cry in the world! For example, if you made a mistake when you were a child and your parents beat you, if you cry, you will only get more beatings. If you make up for it by doing housework, you may not be able to do it. Welcome the praise and rewards from your parents!"
Whispering was speechless for a moment, "Okay, the joke you told is not funny, I can only make your departure more painful!"
He saw her and removed his forehead.
"I think I probably know who you are. People's eyes don't lie!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I saw several streaks of black energy passing through my chest!
The black light and blood shadow are like a distorted abstract painting, disappearing in the blink of an eye!
At this moment, I suddenly felt more relaxed and happy than ever before.
I stood firmly on my knife and looked towards the foot of the mountain.
After a while, Xuehe jumped over. Seeing that I was covered in bloodstains, he laughed wildly: "You lose! Do you choose grandpa or sister?"
I closed my eyes and thought hard about the shape of my mouth that Wusuo made to me tonight.
Those three words are not 'come to lose virginity' at all! They are 'death to live'!
Put it in the place of death and then live, put it in the place of life and then die!
The prompt given to me by Posuo should be for me to choose between my sister and my grandfather. As for why she didn't explain the reason, maybe she hated me for what I did in my previous life!
Blood rivers and evil spirits only wanted me to live worse than death, and made me collapse with guilt before I died.
If I said I would choose my sister, he would definitely go against my will and make me full of hope first, and then personally destroy my sister in person.
So, I decided to choose my grandfather to make him think that my grandfather is more important than my sister!
I looked at the river of blood, pretending to be pitiful, and said twitchingly: "Filial piety comes first, I think you should know what I mean?"
"snort!"
Xuehe snorted and smiled proudly, waving to the foot of the mountain.
After a while, two ghost soldiers escorted the ghost of my grandfather and walked up to me.
Our grandfather and grandson looked at each other. Just as my grandfather was about to say something, Xuehe slapped him on the head in front of me.
I obviously never had any love from my grandfather, but at this moment, watching him gradually disappear in front of my eyes, I felt as if I had lost something again.
His eyes were sore and he lay down on the ground.
Seeing me falling to the ground, Liu Shu and the others wanted to rush up.
I weakly stretched out my hand to stop him, wiped the blood on my body with two fingers, pointed at Zi Xi and looked at him differently, and then looked at the foot of the mountain.
Zi Xi is not stupid, she quickly understood what I meant, gradually retreated and disappeared.
When Zi Xi left, I closed my eyes.
What lingers in my mind is blood and killing shadows!
When I was confused, I heard Liu Shu and Hua Ji calling my name.
Suddenly, the ghost's laughter sounded: "Is he dead?"
I squinted my eyes and saw evil spirits, whirling ghosts, and rivers of blood laughing wildly at the same time.
"I'll make up for it with two swords!"
Shimmer saw Xuehe holding a tiger-headed knife with his hands down, ready to plunge it into my abdomen.
I used my strength to draw back, raised my sword to meet it, and pointed at the evil ghost and the blood river:
"why why?
Asked several times.
My brain was briefly immersed in endless ice!
After a while, I calmed down.
To the blood river and evil spirits: "Today, I just want to kill you two, or be killed by you two!"
