"Third brother, wait!"
Bosuo gently pressed Xuehe's knife handle: "This kid is so funny, let me have some fun with him."
Xue He snorted and put down the knife: "Second sister, just play and make trouble, don't fall in love with this brat!"
"Don't worry, I have my own sense of discretion!"
After finishing her talk, she wiped her hair and said to me, "Are you coming alone?"
I took out my cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and pretended to be calm: "I'm not coming alone, can I come half a person?"
"Ha, interesting..."
It can be seen that Posuo feels a little uncomfortable about me coming alone, and may think that I am ambushing him secretly.
I can guarantee that they are definitely worried about Xie Jiahui!
"Well, let me play a game with you. Best of three. If you win, I will tell you where your sister's body is. How about that?"
"Okay!" I smiled calmly and asked, "What game?"
Whispering scratched her hair and said, "Aren't you very smart? How about we play something elegant?"
"casual!"
"If you lose, will you poke an eye out yourself?"
"What if I win?"
"If you win, I'll let you see your sister in the flesh!"
I reluctantly nodded in agreement.
I had to agree.
Li Xinyi's body is in her hands, and I have no right to refuse.
"How to play?" I asked her!
Posuo answered quickly and enthusiastically: "I ask you a question, you ask me a question, a total of three questions are asked three times. For example, in each round, I ask you, you can't answer, but you ask me, I answer If no one can answer, it will be considered as your loss. On the contrary, it will be considered as your win. If no one can answer, or if everyone can answer, it will be considered as a draw!"
As soon as I heard it, I understood the rules and nodded slightly. He also pretended to be very graceful and made a gesture of invitation:
"Ladies first, you ask first!"
"Okay!" Whisper pointed at the stars in the sky and asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?"
When I heard this, my face turned green.
This is exactly a rogue question!
I never thought that there are people in the world who are more thoughtful than me.
It seems that this one-eyed woman is somewhat smart!
I finally understood that her delay in taking action on me was just to destroy the defense line deep in my heart, make me collapse, and make me helpless, so as to achieve the pleasure of her revenge.
There is no answer to this question, and even if Zhang Heng is called, he will not be able to answer it.
I shook my head: "I don't know!"
When Wu Sua heard this, her face was full of pleasure, and she seemed to feel more satisfied than killing me.
"It's your turn to ask me!" Whispering smiled proudly.
I thought quickly and asked in a deep voice: "How many pubic hairs do you have?"
As soon as he asked the question, blood rivers and evil ghost brows surged with murderous intent.
"Brother, third brother, don't be angry. This brat will definitely die today. I want to play with him for a while longer and make him convinced!"
Posuo comforted the two brothers, and then quickly answered my question: "Although your question is shameless, I can also answer it. I have a total of 1,645 pubic hairs!"
Look at her, it seems like she has counted them every day!
After she finished speaking, she showed an expression that had won me over: "How could I not know how few hairs I have?"
When I heard this, I shook my head: "I don't believe it, unless you take off your pants and count them for me!"
"Ah You?"
Posuo wanted to get angry, but held it back and said, "This question doesn't count. Ask it again!"
"Why not? You didn't say not to ask such questions!"
He spoke in silence for a few seconds, then glared coldly: "If you don't ask again, I will throw your sister's body to the dogs immediately!"
This is totally unreasonable!
But do I have any gambling capital?
I don't even have the qualifications to resist.
"Okay!" I sighed and said, "Then let me ask you a question again!"
Whispering listened attentively, with a serious expression.
"How to calculate the volume of a cone?"
"kindness??"
Bosuo was stunned for a moment, looking confused: "What are you asking about?"
I said contemptuously: "This is a primary school math problem, it's reasonable! If you don't understand it, it only means you are uneducated!"
Whispering looked dissatisfied but had to accept it.
After thinking for a moment, she grinned: "This round will be considered a draw. In the next round, no questions about mathematics are allowed!"
"good!"
I smoked a cigarette again, looked at Whispering seriously and said, "You better ask first!"
Posuo didn't think too much and asked directly: "In the 15th year of Wanli, a very important thing happened. Can you tell me?"
I was stumped again.
I have little education and no education.
Therefore, this question is unsolvable for me.
Seeing that I couldn't answer, Bosuo got carried away again: "I thought you were knowledgeable and smart. It seems that I overestimated you!"
I didn't look deflated at all. I raised my eyebrows and said, "Let me ask you, if your mother gets her period on the fifth day of every month, and your mother doesn't have menstrual disorders, when is your mother's ovulation date?"
"Shut up!"
Whispering shouted in dissatisfaction.
Just now, she was smiling broadly, but when I asked her, she immediately became serious:
"I said, don't ask dirty questions, don't ask math questions!"
"Oh..." I thought for a while and continued to ask: "How to write the chemical equation of calcium carbonate?"
"You... If you ask this kind of question again, people will get angry!"
After whirling, Xuehe wrinkled his nose, looked like a vicious dog, pointed at me and said: "Second sister, what are you talking nonsense to him? Just kill him. At present, he only has 30% of the strength of his previous life at most, and the three of us Isn't it easy to kill him?
Posuo waved his hand and said: "Third brother, listen to me. It is indeed easy to kill him. But have you heard a sentence?"
"What words?"
"Killing, heart-breaking! I want him to live a life worse than death. I want him to see his sister destroyed in his hands, so that he can satisfy the hatred in my heart!"
Xue He looked dissatisfied: "But you seem to be having a lot of fun with him, right? We just need a matchmaker!"
"Ahem..." Whistle clenched her fists and coughed lightly: "Let me play again!"
Although Xuehe looked unhappy, he didn't stop him.
"Ask the second question quickly!" Whisper said seriously to me.
I closed my eyes for a few seconds and slowly said: "Xiao Ming was born in summer, why do you celebrate your birthday in winter?"
"What kind of question is this?" Posuo asked me quickly.
"Brain teasers!"
Whispering scratched her head and thought for a long time, then frowned and asked, "Why? Can you tell me?"
I hummed: "Because Xiao Ming's fucking name is Xia Tian. Summer gave birth to Xiao Ming in winter!"
"ah……"
Whispering couldn't accept it all of a sudden.
She quickly asked her third question: "What are the seven stars of the Big Dipper?"
I actually don’t know this question either.
It’s not that I can’t, but I can’t remember it all.
This question is a sub-question for those who practice Taoism.
When Posuo asked me this question, I'm afraid it wasn't just as simple as making a bet with me. According to my guess, her intention in asking this question was to test whether I could regain my memory and strength from my previous life!
I couldn't answer it at first, but suddenly my phone vibrated and I received a text message.
I didn't have time to read the text message, but suddenly I remembered something.
He took out his mobile phone, squatted down, pretended to think, and then secretly opened Baidu.
After a few seconds, I stood up and said the answer: "Tianshu, Tianxuan, Tianji, Tianquan, Yuheng, Kaiyang, Yaoguang!"
