"I'm your second aunt! How can you say such heartless things?"
Huh?
Second aunt?
Say I have no conscience?
When I heard it, I laughed.
Is there anything funnier than this in the world?
There really is!
Next, the second aunt began to kidnap me morally, chattering on the phone: "Are you still a human being? Your grandfather is dead, and you still say congratulations?"
I smiled and asked, "What do you mean, do you want me to raise money to help grandpa buy a coffin?"
The second aunt hesitated and didn't say it clearly, but that's what she meant.
I said sternly: "Grandpa is dead, how many tables are you holding? What dishes are there? My wife likes sweet and sour pork ribs, have you cooked this dish?"
"You..." The second aunt coughed angrily, "Are you really worse than a pig or a dog? You will be punished!"
retribution?
"Hey, whoever dies first will get retribution!"
After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone and blacklisted my second aunt's phone number.
After hanging up the phone, I had a question: Will Grandpa be cursed to death by me?
hey-hey……!
Next, I packed my jewelry and it was just dark.
I originally wanted to go home directly, but I felt that my grandfather died today. This matter was of great importance and I had to take it seriously.
So I took the four banshees to a bar to dance the night away.
Everyone was drunk and a little tipsy.
At around one o'clock in the morning, I returned home drunk to rent an apartment.
Lin Wenbi took advantage of the alcohol and drank a few Wuji Baifeng Pills and went crazy. She coldly threatened me to bleed her blood for her mouth.
He was forced to release a small cup of blood, and soon the whole house smelled of vinegar and sourness.
Hua Ji, Hu Xiaotao and Zi Xi looked at me coldly and sulked, as if I wouldn't be done with me if I didn't bleed them.
Raising demons is risky, so be cautious when investing!
Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit tense and awkward, and everyone had their own agenda, I fell into deep thought.
I was thinking, should I give each of them a shot so that they can see my power and stop trying to make plans for me?
Of course, they didn't dare to forcefully draw my blood. If it's forced, what's the difference between it and rape?
I would rather be raped by them than bleed!
Strengthen me, win-win! If they want me to bleed, they are basing their happiness on my pain.
"Miss Zi Xi, will you play the flute for me?" I broke the awkward atmosphere with one sentence.
"One cup of blood, one blow!" Zi Xi bargained.
"Semen is made from blood. If you blow it out and eat it, doesn't it mean you are eating my blood?"
Zi Xi frowned and looked at me and asked, "What are you talking about?"
I said contemptuously: "You said you can play the flute, why are you not professional at all? I've already got on the highway, and you haven't gotten in the car yet?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a dark shadow flash outside the window from the corner of his eye.
I quickly ran to the window to look, but couldn't see anything.
I was about to close the window when I saw a strange rag doll on the air conditioner outside the window.
I casually grabbed the doll and brought it into the house. I saw that the doll was a little strange. Her black hair is as messy as straw, and her eyes are as wide as copper bells!
I took a look and saw three bright red words written on the back of the doll: Li Xinyi!
"This is?"
Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but feel a little angry in my mind.
As long as it's about Li Xinyi, I'm very anxious and nervous.
I have no relatives left, and Liang Xinyi is my last relative.
For me, Li Xinyi is my life.
I have long heard that there is a kind of evil magic in the world, which is to use a rag doll or scarecrow to write other people's names and birth dates, so that others can die for you.
Of course, this is also a rumor. I have never seen whether there is such a magic.
However, I have even seen monsters and ghosts, so what else is impossible?
What reassures me is that the doll does not have Li Xinyi’s birthday and horoscope written on it.
Just as I was dazed, Hu Xiaotao suddenly came over, glanced at the doll on the table and asked, "Is this a stabbing or a scapegoat?"
Hu Xiaotao's words attracted the attention of Hua Ji and Zi Xi, who also came to watch the fun out of curiosity.
My heart sank and I paused: "You guys, go to school quickly to find my sister and bring her back!"
"Oh..., I went, how can you repay me?"
I think Hu Xiaotao wants to use my blood to make a deal with her.
I stood up and said coldly: "I bought you so many clothes today, and invited you to a disco, and you still want to negotiate terms with me?"
"I'm just kidding..."
Hu Xiaotao was about to jump out of the window, but I immediately pushed Hua Ji forward: "You go too."
"Forehead……"
Hua Ji lazily yawned, then jumped out of the window with Hu Xiaotao.
I grabbed the doll and took another look. I didn’t know if I was dazzled, but for a moment I seemed to see the doll’s eyes move.
Feeling frightened for a few seconds, he put the doll on the table, turned around and said to Zi Xi and Lin Wenbi, "You guys stay out here tonight to see if there is anyone suspicious!"
Zi Xi snorted coldly: "You don't know how to watch from outside?"
"I can't fly!"
"What are you pretending to be? Do you think I will still believe you?"
"I really can't fly! Stop nagging and get out quickly. You can become invisible, so there's no danger if you go out!"
Zi Xi Leng hugged her shoulders and said, "I'll teach you how to be invisible, will you learn?"
"Uh huh huh..."
I nodded excitedly and stood up quickly!
Zi Xi pointed to the small dagger on the table and said, "Bleed me first!"
"What?" I was startled.
When did this red-haired man learn bad things?
If you want to drink blood, just say it, do you have to lie to me about such a thing?
Just when I was about to scold her, she explained: "This is a blood curse from the demon world, and it needs to be blessed with blood!"
"You didn't lie to me?"
She shook her head sincerely.
"What if you lied to me?"
"Do you think I am you? I talk nonsense every day. I always mean what I say!"
I have the right to believe her for once.
He took out a small dagger and put in half a disposable cup of blood, about one or two and a half.
After bleeding, I felt a little tired.
I've been bleeding a lot recently, and I haven't supplemented my nutrition much.
Fortunately, Zi Xi didn't lie to me.
I saw her clasping her hands together, quickly changing her gestures, making a set of movements, and then saying: "Axi, Ruoruoyaya..."
After reciting, point your finger at the blood in the cup.
I saw the blood in the cup evaporating into red gas like water vapor, slowly falling on Zi Xi's body.
Within a few seconds, Zi Xi actually disappeared on the spot.
I walked away in surprise and asked, "Red Hair, where have you been?"
This time I grabbed it, I didn’t know what I caught, it was soft and very elastic!
Just when he caught it, there was a crackling sound, buzzing in his ears. Then a cold pain appeared on his face.
Just the arrest just now, not to mention the beating, was worth even if it took a year and a half of my life!
When Zi Xi showed up, she glared at me angrily, walked to the table and licked the blood off the bottom of the cup.
After licking the cup, he asked coldly: "Have you learned it?"
I shook my head: "I don't know. Just put some blood out and let me try it once!"
Zi Xi refused directly: "You have a good idea! Let yourself go!"
I thought about it embarrassingly, then my eyes suddenly lit up, and I pointed at her crotch and asked, "Are you having your period? Do you want to pull it out?"
"Go to hell!"
She came over with a quick kick.
I immediately jumped behind Lin Wenbi.
"Get out of the way!" Zi Xi pointed at Lin Wenbi and shouted.
I saw that Lin Wenbi really wanted to get out of the way, so I threatened: "Sister, do you still want the golden elixir?"
"think!"
Lin Wenbi finished her answer quickly, posed, and roared at Zi Xi: "What do you want to do? Try to touch Mr. Li?"
"Okay, okay..." Zi Xi spread her hands, "If you don't let me beat you up, I will burn your house down!"
