I'm not afraid of swearing like this.
Anyway, there is no difference between me having a grandfather and not having a grandfather.
Just after swearing, there was a muffled thunder in the air.
I don’t know whether it’s God who can’t see it, or it’s the female zombie’s spell.
Seeing that the female zombie was still a little suspicious, I said again: "Heroine, I really didn't lie to you. If you don't believe it, I will show you what the power of heaven is!"
"Okay! Then you prove your ability!"
The female zombie threw the excavator beside her and made a loud noise.
I quickly closed my eyes and muttered silently: "Ling Tian, come back quickly... come back quickly and help me again. If I die today, who will inherit your will in the future...?"
After reciting it, it seemed like it really came to light.
My mind went blank for a moment, the knife vibrated a few times, and a cold light passed by the blade.
As soon as I raised the knife, I saw a strange phenomenon coming from the blade.
The blade was like a vampire, absorbing the moonlight that fell on the earth.
The female zombie frowned slightly when she saw it.
But Hua Ji was surprised and said: "Asshole, why can you absorb the power of moonlight?"
I said coldly: "Because, because I am a genius that only happens once in ten thousand years! Whatever magic I want, I can know it at a glance."
After saying that, white light flashed on the blade.
The originally black and silver blade now turned into a yellow and white blade of light.
"Ghost Slayer..."
I shouted and slashed diagonally towards the excavator.
I don't know what this move is called, but I learned it after hearing Xie Jiahui perform a move called Ghost Slash before.
The knife fell, and a cold light flashed...
Immediately, there was a harsh cutting noise from the excavator.
The excavator was cut in half and collapsed to both sides.
"This..." Hua Ji exclaimed in surprise.
The female zombie frowned at this moment and stared at me without even blinking.
After wielding this sword, I became exhausted and almost sat on the ground.
But I didn't dare to express my difficulty, and said calmly: "Just now, I only used one successful power. If I use five successful powers, at least one-third of the people in the entire Jiangcheng District will die!"
Hearing this, the female zombie glanced at the excavator on the side, and then asked calmly: "You just said, what company do you want me to join, and what does the company do?"
I explained: "It's like this, we have a team now. There are several monsters and ghosts in the team. We plan to practice together during the day and sleep together at night. In the future, we will ascend to heaven and become gods together!"
"You, you didn't lie to me?"
I quickly glanced at Huaji and asked her to answer.
Hua Ji thought for a long time: "Yes, it's true!"
The female zombie asked: "Then when will you give me the golden elixir?"
I said lightly: "Tell me first, what is your name. To make sure I don't lie to you, I will write you an IOU!"
"Lin Wenbi!"
"Sniffing pussy?"
I almost laughed when I heard that.
Originally it was a very immoral thing to laugh at others, but I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
He bit his lip and murmured: "Why not call it 'Han-Egg'?"
I didn’t expect that this hottie’s parents are really talented!
Such a meaningful name, even if I read the book of sages for a year, I would not be able to come up with such a profound name.
Presumably, her parents often read and smelled the inspiration caused by that place?
I couldn't help laughing and said: "My name has just been introduced, you can call me 'Oppa' from now on, or you can call me Brother Feng!"
After saying that, he introduced Hua Ji to her: "This is my artillery friend, whose surname is Hua, whose given name is Ji, and whose nickname is 'Han egg'!"
When Lin Wenbi heard this, she looked confused: "Master Ling Feng, I don't understand a lot of the words you said. Can you explain what they mean?"
Let me explain it to you!
The words I said can't be found in the Xinhua dictionary, so of course she doesn't understand. If she understands, what is the difference between her moral character and mine?
I asked back, "You hear your accent, you're not from here, are you? What era are you from? How many years have you been sleeping in a coffin?"
Lin Wenbi said: "I forgot, I just remember that many years ago, I failed in the calamity and was chased by the God of Thunder, so I hid in a coffin and pretended to be dead to take refuge. I slept for I don't know how many years I slept!"
"Then how do you remember your name?"
She pointed to the coffin and said: "There are three characters written on the coffin, and I regard them as my own name!"
"oh……"
When I heard it, some guesses came to mind!
Could the words "coffin" be left behind by some tomb robber?
Let me deduce the plot:
Back then, a tomb robber surnamed Lin dug up the coffin and saw the beautiful zombie. He wanted to molest her, but he was afraid of the corpse poison. Then, unwilling to give in, he opened his pants and smelled them. In order to commend myself for my bravery, I left three words for future generations to recite the next good story?
Of course, this is just my guess. I'm not interested in pursuing it either.
Once you subdue this female zombie, the mission is complete.
Seeing that she had no ill intentions, I walked over slowly and said, "Ms. Lin, since we have reached a consensus, you must also make some contributions to our team?"
"What do you want me to contribute?"
I said, "Let me ask you first, when you are not exercising, is your body hard or soft?"
"Soft, what's wrong?"
"It's okay!" I breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he asked: "I dare to ask the girl something very private. Has the girl ever done that kind of thing?"
Lin Wenbi asked in confusion: "What's the matter?"
I made an O shape with my left hand, and inserted the vertical middle finger of my right hand into my left hand twice.
"You mean to ask me if I know how to pierce holes?" She was still confused.
Seeing that she still didn't understand, I asked directly: "Are you still a virgin?"
As soon as I asked, she blushed.
The ancients paid great attention to etiquette. If I had not said that I was the son of Empress Houtu, if I had asked someone else, I would have been strangled to death by a female zombie on the spot.
Seeing her embarrassed face, I immediately explained: "It's like this, our cultivation method is very high-end, and the mental method has high requirements on ourselves. Generally, people who leak the yin and yang energy cannot practice our highest mental method at all!"
After hearing what I said, the female zombie nodded slowly: "Fortunately, I died early, before I got married!"
"How old were you when you died?"
"Are you in your teens or 20s?"
I was stunned and asked: "Didn't the ancients marry very early in the past? You are so beautiful, why can't you get married?"
She shook her head bitterly: "I'm very beautiful? Why did everyone say that I was weak and unmarable?"
I understood it as soon as I heard it.
The ancients were poor, and ordinary people chose those strong-backed women to do farm work when marrying them.
Not to mention the ancients who had this idea, even the rural people of my grandparents’ generation had this idea.
wrong!
She just said she forgot about the past, how could she still remember that she was a virgin?
Could it be that she fell in love with me and was afraid that I would dislike her and lie to me that she was a virgin?
First lie to me that I am a virgin, and then secretly go to the hospital to have a hymen-membrane repair?
Why is this guy so bad?
I thought I'd have to take her back to test my suspicions.
Without saying a word, he said to Lin Wenbi and Hua Ji: "Let's go back to the room and talk again. There is a Star TV station in the room, so you can watch people and dogs having sex!"
Although they were confused, they still followed me back.
Back at the door of the room, I went in and took out the Maotai and handed it to Hua Ji: "Bring the wine back to Jia Hui and say that I spent more than 10,000 yuan to buy it to honor her! I'll stay here and test it with my sister." Body, see if she lied to me."
Hua Ji glanced coldly and kicked me in the balls.
As soon as I blocked him, I wanted to treat him the same way as he did.
She jumped into the room, pulled Lin Wenbi into the room, and locked the door.
"Huahua, do you like grinding tofu? Why..."
I said and kicked the room lightly. They seemed to think I was dead and didn't respond at all!
I was embarrassed and cursed: "Little Jiji, you have unique hobbies. I don't want anything with a handle. Be careful to force me to suck all your juices!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I saw from the corner of my eye a long-haired man at the top of the stairs. He glanced at me furtively, and then quickly walked down the stairs!
