The pale moonlight, like the wind in winter, passed over the skin, causing a slight cold pain.
Hua Ji and I steadied our bodies, and both of us couldn't help but take a deep breath with palpitations at the same time.
After a few seconds of panic, I immediately took out a cigarette and smoked it to calm down the panic. At the same time, Huaji took a sip and said that cigarettes are a good elixir and can cure all diseases.
Hua Ji took a sip, patted her chest and coughed: "What the hell is this..."
I ignored her, blew a puff of smoke in the direction of the female zombie, and asked: "How can you release lightning? Is your father a thunder god? Or do you have a generator inside your body? If you have this ability, why not develop a power station to generate electricity?" We can make a lot of money by selling it back to China Southern Power Grid!"
"I'm done……"
The female zombie slapped her chest ferociously a few times, as if she was out of breath.
I asked again: "What's wrong? Is your blood pressure low?"
"you……"
I saw her raising her hand and pointing at me again, and a yellow laser emitted from her fingertips.
"Move..."
I jumped sideways easily.
But this guy took action too quickly.
Unexpectedly, I was hit in the left arm even though I had both flash and displacement abilities.
Hua Ji screamed: "Asshole, are you okay..."
Before she could ask, I patted my chest and shouted, "I'm fine...!"
As soon as he screamed, his arm felt a dull pain, and then a streak of blood spattered from the painful area.
I secretly cried out.
This zombie has its own generator, air conditioner and laser gun. How can I defeat her?
Originally, I was born with an extremely yang body, so I was considered to be one of a kind. I didn’t expect that there were other people who were born with their own generators and air conditioners.
Simply appalling!
When I was at my wits' end, I saw the female zombie preparing to attack me again.
I quickly shouted: "Wait! Why do you want to kill me?"
The female zombie said coldly: "Because you deserve to die!"
"Where did I die? Have you ever seen a damn person as handsome as me?"
"First, I hate lecherous people. Second, I hate verbose people. And you are both, do you think you should die?"
I retorted: "You said you hate verbose people. Your mother is very verbose to you, right? Why don't you kill your mother? Also, you said that I am lustful. I have lived with Miss Huaji for ten years. Ask her, I Did you touch one of her pubic hairs?”
Hua Ji was about to attack me and make plans to kill her teammates.
But he saw that the female zombie's fingers had been raised again.
call out--
Another laser shot towards me.
I was prepared this time, and after defeating Arogu last time, I also had some skills from my previous life in my body. Although there are not many techniques in the body, it is not too difficult to avoid the laser of the female zombie.
I moved lightly, dodged the laser, and warned the female zombie: "Don't bully me too much! Do you think I can't beat you? Do you believe it, if I open a large size, I will chop off your bra with one knife?" "
Phew…
She fired several more laser blasts.
While dodging, I scolded Hua Ji: "Are you just waiting to watch the show? You won't call 666 a few times to support me while watching the show?"
After hearing my curse, Hua Ji produced a vine out of thin air, like a chain, and swung it towards the female zombie's chest.
This guy doesn't like the fact that other people's breasts are bigger than hers?
As soon as Hua Ji took action, I got away. He shouted: "Here comes the knife..."
Then he calmly took out his cigarette, took a puff, and stood aside to watch the show.
At the beginning, Hua Ji fought back and forth with the female zombie.
But as the female zombie moved faster and harder, her palms and feet were spinning like an electric fan. Hua Ji began to struggle and gradually fell into a disadvantage.
It's inevitable that Hua Ji can't beat her. After all, a half-immortal and a goblin are not at the same level of strength.
After twenty or thirty rounds, Hua Ji was not paying attention for a moment and was kicked in the abdomen by the female zombie's quick kick. She was kicked and flew towards me.
I quickly jumped into a princess hug, caught Hua Ji, and said thank you to the female zombie.
Seeing a trace of blood coming out of the corner of Huaji's mouth, I wiped the corner of her mouth and asked, "Does it hurt?"
"pain……"
"Where does it hurt?"
Hua Ji pointed at her belly.
"The pain in your stomach is either menstruation or kidney stones. I will take you to the hospital tomorrow to check..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the female zombie jumping over again, as fast as a ghost.
Hua Ji quickly jumped down, formed a seal with her hands, and shouted: "Get up!"
Suddenly, countless vines sprouted from the ground and wrapped around the female zombie's hands and feet.
The female zombie shouted: "Broken!"
The vines that tied her hands and feet collapsed into pieces.
I couldn't help but cheer and praise: "In the battle between plants and zombies, I didn't expect the zombies to be slightly better!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the knife flew over.
Following the momentum of the flying knife, I performed an upside down kick and kicked the handle of the knife. The knife quickly penetrated the female zombie's stomach.
Before the female zombie could react, the knife stabbed her in the stomach.
I was about to celebrate my triumph with Hua Ji.
With a "clang" sound, the knife struck the female zombie's body and bounced back as if it had hit a steel plate.
I quickly grabbed the handle of the knife, pulled Hua Ji and jumped a few steps away, thinking to myself: I didn’t expect this zombie to be invulnerable? I thought I would take her home for an injection. I guess even if I use an impact drill, it won't be able to break her vagina, right?
After thinking about it, Hua Ji and Hua Ji attacked the female zombie together without saying a word.
Hua Ji takes the main attack, and I take the main attack, stabbing towards the crotch of the female zombie’s pants!
"Despicable, shameless, obscene..."
The female zombie was hiding and cursing at the same time!
Unexpectedly, Hua Ji and I worked well together and were able to temporarily repel the female zombie for a few steps.
After temporarily fighting off the female zombie, I stuck the knife on the ground, took out a cigarette and lit it, saying, "Little Jiji, she said you were obscene and shameless, why don't you scold her back?"
Hua Ji took a deep breath and said, "She's talking about you! Weren't you very powerful before? You didn't bother to use this kind of move, right? Why do I feel that you are joking? Can you be more serious?"
That was the sword technique that Li Lingtian controlled me to use in my previous life, and of course he didn't bother to use this move.
But the problem is, although there is something in my body now, it’s not much!
That dead Li Lingtian comes and goes every now and then, which makes me extremely embarrassed every time, having to embarrass myself in front of beautiful women.
Before the cigarette was lit, a roar was suddenly heard.
I opened my eyes and saw that the female zombie actually lifted the excavator on the side with one hand, preparing to smash it towards us.
This is so powerful!
If I subdue her and ask her to help me unload the cement, then I will be the unloader of all the cement factories in Jiangcheng District, and the female zombie can easily complete the job.
The question is, how to conquer her?
I can't beat him again and again!
After thinking wildly in my mind for a few seconds, a plan suddenly came up in my mind, and I quickly shouted to the female zombie: "Stop fighting, I have something to say, do you want to listen?"
The female zombie seemed to have no room to stop.
She saw the excavator lifted above her head.
I hurriedly shouted: "My mother is the Empress Houtu, and my master is Taoist Patriarch Li Laojun. The girl has now become a half-immortal. She has not been able to rise to the level of a true immortal. She just missed the opportunity! If the girl is willing to join our company, I will In the future, how about asking Mr. Li for seven or eight kilograms of golden pills to give to the girl to help her ascend?"
After hearing what I said, the female zombie actually stared at me with doubt.
Sure enough, people die for wealth, and demons are shattered to pieces for ascension!
"Asshole, what you said is not true, is it?" Hua Ji asked me with a shocked look on her face, "Why haven't I heard you mention it before?"
I deliberately raised my tone and said, "Don't make your family scandal public! Back then, King Asura Luohu had an affair with Empress Houtu and gave birth to me, a scoundrel. The Emperor of Heaven was so angry that he knocked me down from the mortal world. Although the Emperor of Heaven wanted me to die, my mother Said that I can return to heaven sooner or later!"
I said, pretending to be sad and wiping away tears.
I almost made myself cry.
As soon as the words were spoken, the female zombie's face became calmer and less murderous than before.
I pretended to look pitifully at the female zombie, then raised my hands and swore: "If I tell even half a lie, my grandfather will die!"
