Is there anyone driving inside?
When I heard it, I immediately felt excited.
If I had a camera, I would be Edison Chen!
She glanced at Hua Ji and said, "Let's go and learn two moves together. We will try to apply them later!"
"You stinky scoundrel! I really want to kick you to death..."
After Hua Ji finished speaking, I forcefully dragged her hand and sneaked inside.
Everyone was a little nervous, as if they were secretly watching someone play in the field.
When we walked to the tin dormitory where the sound came from, we walked lightly and touched the window to take a look.
It was dark and blurry inside, but there was nothing I wanted to see! I saw a man lying on the bed half-naked and having fun.
Next to the man stood a woman with shawl hair, standing slightly bent, her eyes glowing yellow, and her mouth wide open, as if she was sucking in the man's essence.
Just as I was about to break open the door and go in, I saw the man shriveled up quickly and turned into a mummy.
It looked like there was no hope, but luckily it wasn't me who was sucked.
"Shouldn't zombies bite people and suck blood?" I asked Hua Ji in a low voice.
"That's a low-level zombie. This female zombie is about to turn into a fairy and can absorb people's blood essence from the air!"
"Oh..., do you think female zombies will still have water?"
"What water?"
I was about to explain when I saw the female zombie suddenly grabbed the anti-theft net of another window, gently pulled it out, threw the anti-theft net outside, and then jumped out of the window.
Um?
If you can't leave the door, do you have to jump out of the window to look cool?
What a personality!
I am particularly interested in women with personality.
Then he quietly chased her in the direction from which she jumped.
After searching for a while, I suddenly saw a figure in front of a big pit.
The big pit is formed by digging the foundation of a new building and is not very deep.
The female zombie was standing on the arm of an excavator in the pit, staring at the bright moon in the sky in a daze.
The breeze blew her long hair and robe, making her look so heroic!
"What is she doing?" I asked Hua Ji, pointing at the female zombie.
Hua Ji said calmly: "When a woman looks like this, she is either in puberty or homesick!"
I understood a little and nodded: "If she is in puberty, I can help her solve it. If she is homesick, it will be a bit difficult. Looking at her dress, she seems to be from ancient times. After so many years, how can she still be there? Home!"
Hua Ji was silent, as if she agreed with my statement.
I added: "It's very pitiful to have no family. It seems that I have to take in someone else..."
Hua Ji said disdainfully: "If she were a boy, would you think so?"
of course not!
If she were a boy, let alone a boy, but just ugly, I would have taken out the knife!
I was about to answer, but out of the corner of my eye I saw a dark coffin beside the excavator.
Looking closer, I saw that both the coffin and the excavator were surrounded by warning lines. There was a piece of yellow talisman paper affixed to the warning lines every one meter away, but the talisman paper was in tatters, as if it had been half burned by coals.
"These wasteful experts must want to use someone else's coffin to study it!"
I muttered to myself and gently pushed Hua Ji back: "You go back first, leave the female ghost to me, and leave the male ghost to you!"
With that said, he ignored Hua Ji's obstruction and jumped into the pit. Walking in the direction of the female excavator, she sang: "The wanderer misses you out there, dear mother..."
Oh, the lyrics are not quite right, so I will change the chorus: "The wanderers are out there missing you, dear baby...!"
As soon as she sang, the female zombie turned her head.
Under the moonlight, her face looked like that of a shy flower closing the moon. The only fly in the ointment was that she seemed to be very angry, making a low 'wow' sound from her mouth, and a touch of cold air came out of her nostrils, like the cold air sprayed from the air conditioner.
After we looked at each other, I pretended to be calm and asked politely: "May I ask the girl what her name is? My name is Li Lingfeng, who is 1.8 meters tall and weighs 145. I live in a large villa in the Evergrande complex and drive a Land Rover when traveling. . I am a graduate of South China University of Technology, but I am not very talented. I have a fortune of 100 billion to my name..."
Before I could finish speaking, she jumped up and landed gracefully on the coffin board, clenching her fists and staring at me eagerly!
Seeing that she didn't speak, I asked again: "Girl, Qingming Festival has not come yet, why are you standing on the coffin? Come here, I will take you home to watch TV! My TV is big and high-definition..."
As soon as I said that, Hua Ji jumped to my side and pointed at the female zombie: "She seems angry?"
I asked the female zombie in confusion: "Why are you angry? Is there an air conditioner installed inside the body and no money to pay the electricity bill?"
"You're still teasing her..." Hua Ji scolded her in a fit of laughter and tears, "You bastard, do you think your bones will itch if you don't tease her when you see a beautiful woman?"
I retorted: "It's not like I teased Ye Xiaojuan? These monsters and ghosts are everywhere harming people. I didn't buy explosives to blow them up. I'm merciful. Do you still have the nerve to blame me for teasing?"
Hearing what I said, Hua Ji was a little embarrassed, as if she thought I was insinuating about her past.
Of course, for someone like me who does big things, I never stick to trivial details, let alone mention other people’s past. Unless I know that Hua Ji is not a virgin, I will buy a stereo and sing throughout the streets for days and nights saying that she is not pure and loves herself!
At this time, I looked at the female zombie again and saw a slight sly smile on her face.
The moment he smiled, two cute little tiger teeth were revealed.
I pointed at her little tiger teeth and said: "It's so cute... If you smile again, it would be even cuter if there were dimples!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Hua Ji's face turned serious: "Those are the unique corpse teeth of zombies. The teeth of zombies are not long in the early stage. As their cultivation level increases, the teeth will become longer and longer. But once they break through the 'flying zombie' state After that, as the cultivation level increases, the teeth will gradually become shorter. And the teeth of this female zombie are about to turn back into human teeth, which means..."
"Does that mean she's become more beautiful and cute?" I asked, rushing to speak!
Hua Ji glared at me and said, "It means her strength is close to that of an immortal..."
Seeing Hua Ji's nervous look, I comforted her: "It's okay, my wife is more powerful than ghosts and immortals. I'll call him now!"
After saying this to Hua Ji, he softly called to the ring: "Little virgin, I took a big order, but the other party is a female zombie with profound knowledge. Are you free to come over? If you are really not free, please give me a call Go to the underworld and ask Uncle Ying to come up and help!"
Xie Jiahui didn't respond, and I was a little puzzled.
Suddenly the female zombie opened her mouth wide and screamed at the bright moon, roaring at the moon like a wolf.
After shouting, there was a muffled thunder in the air.
I shuddered and immediately persuaded the female zombie: "Girl, I come today with no ill intentions. I just want to ask you, why do you want to kill someone?"
"People have become zombies, and you still ask them why they kill people?" Hua Ji said to me with contempt.
"Because they deserve to die!"
The female zombie let out a breath of air and actually spoke.
Unfortunately, I thought she was mute, but she was pretending to be cold!
"Did those people you killed do anything untoward to you?" I asked curiously.
"snort!"
The female zombie did not answer directly, but her tone seemed to acquiesce to what I asked.
I said calmly: "Since they deserve to die, I won't hold them accountable if you kill them. But I want to ask you to play a show with me. You pretend to be surrendered by me and let me tie you up and take it to the construction site boss." Look, let’s settle the final payment with him by the way?”
Seeing that she didn't say anything, I said generously: "Don't worry, after everything is done, I will give you 2,000 yuan to pay the electricity bill! From now on, you can have air-conditioning every day!"
As soon as she finished speaking, she pointed at me: "Go to hell!"
Boom...
There was muffled thunder in the air again, and then a bolt of lightning pierced the night sky.
Hua Ji quickly grabbed my hand and jumped back quickly.
We saw a bolt of lightning strike towards where we were just standing.
The lightning burned the yellow mud on the ground to black, and the exploded mud was several people high and scattered on the surrounding ground!
At this moment, the bright moon in the sky seems to have become even paler!
