"Mount?" He Taoist priest looked puzzled: "According to the old Taoist understanding, the mounts of experts are usually ferocious beasts. Isn't it a little shabby for me to find a fox as a mount?"
He knows everything!
I think he has gone crazy practicing Taoism.
Doesn't he know anything about men and women? If I showed him an X, would he think it was an abalone? If I showed him an egg, wouldn't he think it was a potato?
"Master He, are you still a virgin?"
I turned away from the topic and asked him.
"What, what do you want to do?" Daochang He glanced at me in panic, as if I wanted to do something to him.
I quickly explained: "Nothing? I just wanted to ask you if you know how to drive!"
"I know how to drive! I've driven a motorcycle! What's the connection between driving and being a virgin?" he asked mysteriously.
Alas, it's really a chicken-to-duck conversation, unable to communicate.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with him.
I took the money and waved to Hu Xiaotao: "Let's go!"
"Oh..." Hu Xiaotao ran over.
After leaving the gate, Hu Xiaotao asked: "Ling Feng, you seem to have forgotten your knife?"
I said indifferently: "That knife is so heavy that even a crane can't lift it away. Why are you afraid of someone stealing it? Besides, it has spirituality. It will go home on its own!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I saw from the corner of my eye a woman in red standing on the opposite side of the road, holding a long sword in her hand, staring at me like an actress in a movie.
Of course she is not an actress, but Zi Xi.
I'm confused as to why she appeared here.
Are you trying to kill me again?
My heart was palpitating and I asked Hu Xiaotao: "How come this Hong Maoxi appears here?"
Hu Xiaotao said: "After you defeated her and passed out that day, your wife took her to an unknown place. Then when she came back, she stayed to join your wife!"
"Oh..." I counted my fingers and said to myself, "So, she is my sixth wife?"
Hu Xiaotao blushed and said, "I don't know if you are really horny or just pretending to be horny. When I see women, they all say they want to marry her..."
While speaking, he had already approached Zi Xi.
Looking at her cold face and red lips, I couldn't help but touch her chin gently and said: "Hey, beauty, how about adding her on WeChat?"
"Don't touch me. Do you think I know you well?"
She slapped my hand, her eyes flashed red, and she seemed a little angry.
I quickly took out a wad of hundred-dollar bills, waved them in front of her, and said show off: "Brother is a rich and handsome man. Don't you like him? How about he invite you to McDonald's?"
She was about to draw her sword, but I immediately took it seriously and said, "Why don't you go back to the devil's world? Do you have no travel expenses? I'll lend you a thousand yuan. How about you pay me back one thousand yuan next time?"
"snort!"
She turned around and walked forward with a cold face.
After she disappeared, I pointed to the wound on her left shoulder and asked Hu Xiaotao: "Little goblin, can you use your magic to help me force the bullet out of my shoulder?"
Hu Xiaotao advised: "It's possible, but it'll be very painful. Why don't you go to the hospital and ask a doctor to take it out?"
"No! It costs money to go to the hospital!"
"Aren't you rich? Why are you still so stingy?"
Hu Xiaotao pointed at the money in my hand and couldn't laugh or cry.
I murmured: "Xie Jiahui will take me somewhere if I want to earn one million. Now it's far from one million, so you can't spend the money indiscriminately!"
"Oh, I don't see that you are quite interested in your wife!"
She said, and when I wasn't paying attention, she slapped my left arm. A bullet flew out of my arm.
I almost screamed out in pain.
Seeing a pharmacy not far away, I gritted my teeth and walked over. I spent a lot of money to buy two hemostatic patches and simply bandaged them. If it weren't for the few cents a hemostatic patch costs, I would still want to bargain for a lower price.
After bandaging it, I gave Hu Xiaotao 100 yuan and asked her to help me buy some street stall clothes to change into.
Hu Xiaotao did quite well and bought the clothes back in a short time. The clothes I bought were quite affordable. I bought five or six kilograms of clothes for 100 yuan and packed them in snakeskin bags.
"Not bad!" I raised my finger and gave her a thumbs up.
When I opened the clothes, I saw that they were second-hand and had a strange smell. I wonder if they were picked up from the pile of dead people in the crematorium!
I didn't mind it, so I changed my clothes in the street, which made passers-by think I was an exhibitionist and wanted to call the police.
After changing clothes, I hurriedly took Hu Xiaotao to the station to buy a ticket and go home.
I didn't care about Zi Xi. If I found her, I would have to spend more than a hundred yuan to buy her a ticket.
Back home, Li Xinyi was writing a paper in her room.
I threw all the money to her, and then warned: "You don't have to save money for me anymore, you know? If others eat a meal for six yuan, you should eat a meal for twelve yuan!"
Li Xinyi looked horrified and shivered at the tens of thousands of yuan: "Brother, where did you get so much money?"
"I won a lottery ticket! I won 200,000 for the second prize. I donated 100,000 and paid some taxes. That's all I have left!"
Li Xinyi was dubious and pushed the money back to me and said, "Brother, you are not young anymore. You should keep the money and save it to buy a house and marry a wife, right?"
"No! My wife has always liked sleeping in coffins and tombs. There is no need to buy a house!"
Li Xinyi was stunned and asked in surprise: "Brother, what are you talking about?"
I stopped her: "Stop asking questions. I'm so tired and want to sleep. If you don't want the money, I'll set you on fire!"
I said and ran back to the room to sleep.
When I woke up, it was already noon the next day.
I'm very surprised, I don't know why every time after an injury, if I sleep, the physical injury will heal on its own.
As she walked out of the hall in surprise, she saw Li Xinyi packing her luggage. She said that the strange incident at school had been solved and the school had informed her to return to school.
I nodded happily, and then said: "Xinyi, when you make a boyfriend in the future, you must be discerning about people. Don't be deceived by those glib little yellow hairs. The smoother the mouth of a man, the more likely he will be. Scum, they are not good things!"
As soon as I finished speaking, the door rang.
Li Xinyi went to open the door.
Seeing Hua Ji coming, she looked serious.
I exclaimed and said to Hua Ji, "Hua Hua has become more and more beautiful after not seeing you for a few days! Today is coming, and it will make my humble house shine brightly!"
Hua Ji, who had a straight face at first, couldn't help but smile after hearing my compliment.
After laughing, he became serious again and said: "Sister Jiahui said, let you find a quiet place to practice your magic when you have time!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Li Xinyi frowned and asked: "Practice magic?"
I quickly said: "You kid doesn't understand this, go and study!"
I said, quickly helping Li Xinyi pack her luggage, and then sent her out of the door.
When he came back, he said to Hua Ji: "You can practice at home! You teach me, shall we go back to the room to practice?"
After I finished speaking, without her consent, I pulled her into the room. He took out another five yuan and gave it to Hu Xiaotao and said, "Help me go downstairs and buy an air balloon and bring it up."
As soon as Hu Xiaotao stepped out of the door, my phone rang.
After answering the phone, I heard Ye Xiaojuan’s voice:
"Brother Ling Feng, something happened at my dad's construction site. Can you come over and help?"
"No!" I refused immediately and was about to hang up the phone.
"Give me money!"
Give money?
I was stunned and asked: "How much is it?"
"The price is up to you!"
"Oh! That's it! It doesn't matter whether it's money or not. I'm kind-hearted and always like to help others! I have to help the old lady cross the road every week..."
