Is he really a security guard?
I frowned and looked at the old security guard carefully, but I didn't see anything suspicious about him.
But I just felt like there was something wrong with the security.
Just now, when we came in, he didn't do much to stop us.
How could a normal person open the school gate and let us in just for a pack of cigarettes?
Isn't he afraid that the principal will blame him and fire him?
Also, he fixed the faucet, which means he has been here for a while. And Liu Shu just chased the female ghost out, how could he not see it?
The most suspicious thing is that he kept saying there was a ghost here, so how could he dare to come in and repair the faucet?
I was suspicious for a moment, then turned around and said, "Uncle, I'm leaving. I'm going to find a big-breasted girl!"
"Oh, be careful!"
As soon as the old security guard finished speaking, a cold wind blew up from the ground for no apparent reason.
"Murderous!" A voice suddenly popped up in my mind.
Immediately, my eyes went dark, and a terrifying heat map flashed in my mind, showing the security guard behind me lifting a wrench and hitting me.
At this moment, I reacted quickly and twisted to the right.
With a hiss, I saw the old security guard leaning over and passing me with a wrench in his hand.
"Sneak attack?"
I smiled disdainfully: "This kind of trick is my specialty! It's useless to me!"
As I said that, I kicked him and kicked him away.
"snort!"
The old security guard made a dull sound.
Just when he was about to fall to the ground, his body suddenly rolled back and landed on the ground intact.
"How did you see through me?"
The old security guard asked coldly.
His voice was different from just now, like a young man's voice.
I said disdainfully: "I have been smart since I was a child. I learned multiplication tables at the age of three, memorized the twenty-four solar terms at the age of four, and could recite more than a thousand digits after pi at the age of five. I invented a telescope at the age of seven, and secretly watched the aunt opposite me taking a shower... …”
"Shut up! What's the pi multiplication formula? I don't see how you want to survive today!"
The old security guard said angrily, then wiped his hand from his face, took off his security uniform, and turned into a handsome man wearing a black cloak.
Although I was not interested in men, I was still attracted by his handsome appearance.
Beautiful hair shawl, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, red lips and white teeth..., a pair of eyes that shoot out cold stars, and two curved eyebrows as thick as paint!
Just as he was looking at it fascinatedly, Liu Shu suddenly called out from behind: "Handsome guy!"
"talk about me?"
I turned around and asked.
Seeing Liu Shu's nymphomaniac look, he came over with a smile: "You're not as handsome as him!"
I asked seriously: "Why are you blind at such a young age? Is there something wrong with your aesthetics?"
Liu Shu said seriously: "Xiao Lingfeng, don't be unhappy. Although you are not as handsome as him, he is not as manly as you. I don't like that kind of pretty boy!"
This is true!
I immediately gave Liu Shu a thumbs up and said: "Actually, it's useless for a man to be so handsome. If he's so handsome, it's useless to make money? Like Jack Ma, who doesn't look very good. You dare to say which woman in the world doesn't Do you like Jack Ma?"
"Who is Jack Ma?" Liu Shu asked!
"I want you to stop staying in the mountains all the time and come out more often to see the world!"
When Liu Shu came closer, I grabbed her hand and asked seriously: "In your eyes, that guy is really more handsome than me?"
Liu Shu smiled and nodded.
"Shut up!" the man behind him shouted, "You are about to die, and you are still in the mood for a beauty pageant?"
I turned around and cursed angrily: "Shut up! Why are you interrupting me when I'm talking to a big-breasted girl? Are you polite? Don't think that I won't dare to hit you because you are handsome?"
With that said, I pulled Liu Shu and slowly walked toward the school entrance. As I walked, I said, "Can I take you to buy a bra?"
"Okay, okay!"
"Then hurry up..."
Saying that, he ran away!
"Why are you running? The clothes shop didn't close so early, right?"
"That guy is the fourth ghost god Arogu. If he doesn't run away, why should he stay here and wait to die?"
Liu Shu chased after him and asked, "Isn't Aluogu in the ghost world? Why did he run out?"
Before I could answer, I suddenly seemed to hit something and was hit by a strong force and fell to the ground.
Liu Shu was the same. He was knocked away by something, but she was good at it and stabilized herself with a backflip.
When I got up and took a look, I saw a black barrier in front of me, looming.
"Want to run?"
As Arogu's voice came out, he somehow stood in front of us, holding his shoulders and facing us coldly.
"Brother Aluogu..." I called out softly and asked him casually: "We have no grievances, why do you want to kill us? You don't look like a bad person, you have a good heart. The faucet just broke. , you fixed it all, it means you are not a bad guy, right?"
"Hmph! Li Lingtian, I haven't seen you for many years, why have you become as timid as a mouse? You must have lost all your cultivation after a trip to the human world?"
"What Ling Tian?" I wondered, "Did you identify the wrong person? If you don't believe me, I'll show you my ID card!"
I took out my ID card, carefully walked up to the man, and handed it to him: "Do you see? This is the Chinese character Feng, not the Chinese character Tian. If you don't know the Chinese character, let's go to the police station to prove it?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
When A Luo Gu heard this, he grinned wildly and said, "An Asura who once said he wanted to be superior to the sky, actually turned into a scoundrel who is greedy for life and afraid of death? God must not be able to see it, and let you suffer this calamity! It doesn't matter, This way it will be easier for me to kill you!"
"No! If you kill someone, you will be shot! You are so handsome, it would be a pity to shoot him!"
As I said that, I stepped back to Liu Shu and asked in a low voice: "Can you beat him?"
Liu Shu shook his head nervously: "I haven't fought before, but it is rumored that the seven ghosts and gods have great powers, so I think they are no match for them!"
I gently pushed her forward and said, "You have the best idea. If you can't beat him with your fists and kicks, then use a honey trap. If you use the 'Guanyin Sitting Lotus' move, he will probably only have half his life left!"
Liu Shu said awkwardly: "I'll leave this trick to you, okay? Let's go back and study it slowly, okay?"
I nodded vigorously, then waved to A Luogu and said, "Brother Gu, that's it. We have to go home and create a human being. Let's go first. I'll treat you to tea when you have time! Bye..."
Just turned around.
It seemed like I bumped into something again, and my forehead hurt a little.
When I took a look, I saw that the surrounding barriers were slowly shrinking towards us.
Damn it! Is this Arogu really trying to squeeze us to death with a barrier?
I was secretly frightened.
He quickly turned around and said, "Brother Gu, if you want to kill me, give me a reason!"
Arogu snorted and took off his clothes, revealing his belly full of abdominal muscles.
There are eight packs of abdominal muscles, but there is a long scar on the abdomen. There is also some black ghost energy coming out of the scar, which looks a bit scary!
"Nice figure!" I praised him with a thumbs up.
Arogu pointed at the scar and said coldly: "It's been more than 20 years. Do you know how I have spent these 20 years?"
Before I could speak, he continued: "The knife you gave me back then caused me to have nightmares for more than 20 years. It made me have to search for female ghosts in the world to collect vaginal fluids for many years to heal my wounds. I thought I would wait until the wound healed. I'll settle the score with you again. I didn't expect you to come to my door today looking for death!"
"Wait!" I interjected: "You said you are looking for a female ghost to practice double cultivation? I know where there are many female ghosts! There are many female ghosts in the Luofenpo mass grave, and my wife was picked up there! You let me go today, I’ll take you to look for them in the future, maybe you can find a few beautiful ones!”
"Shut up!"
Arogu shouted, put down his clothes, and patted it casually. He saw that the surrounding barrier had countless pairs of dense ghost eyes, which made people's scalp numb just looking at it!
