"Ling Feng, sit down!" Ye Wanru pointed to the sofa.
I murmured: "Your magic power is weak, how about four of us help me force out the poison?"
As soon as I finished speaking, Hua Ji was the first to refuse: "Don't even think about it!"
Liu Shu and Hu Xiaotao did not express their opinions either.
No wonder!
Among the three of them, Hu Xiaotao and Hua Ji were forced to submit by Xie Jiahui. Although Liu Shu was not forced by us, she asked me to marry her last time and I refused, so she would definitely hate me to some extent.
Different from the three of them, I have some kindness towards Ye Wanru, so she will naturally not be indifferent to me.
I snorted: "You three are facing death today and I will definitely remember it in my notebook in the future!"
Hua Ji sneered: "You must live through today first!"
I was about to reply when Liu Shu said, "If your wife doesn't come out to save you, what does that mean?"
"What does it mean?" I asked confused.
Hua Ji snatched the words: "It means your wife also wants you to die, you bastard!"
I lost my mind and said: "Impossible, my wife loves me so much, how could she want me to die?"
Hearing this, Hua Ji covered her mouth and laughed wildly: "Your wife loves you? Which woman in the world would really love an ignorant bastard? Isn't your wife just coveting your blood?"
Isn't it a bit too much to use your uneducated skills on me?
Although I have no talent, I can burn corpses!
After all these years, I have worked diligently to support my sister, but Hua Ji actually looks down on me?
Is it true that a man is worthless if he makes less money?
I was not convinced and was about to retort.
Liu Shu spoke, and she said to Hua Ji: "Hey, what you said is wrong. You said that no woman would like a man like Xiao Lingfeng, but I prefer men like him. Am I not considered a woman?"
Hua Ji sneered: "You like him? You also covet his blood and body of the Sun!"
"Fart! If I wanted his body, I would have attacked him long ago!"
"Since you said you like him, why don't you help him get out of drugs?"
"good."
Liu Shu said, walking up to me with a serious look on his face.
I quickly avoided it and said, "Go back to the room, okay?"
Liu Shu Yingying smiled, and her face immediately turned red: "Why didn't I realize you were so funny before? You're already poisoned, and you're still in the mood to joke?"
I didn't answer, just stared at Liu Shu's every move.
I saw her squatting half down and smiling evilly.
Suddenly, a disgusting image came to my mind.
Thinking about the process of a snake biting a ham sausage, this disgusting index is at least five stars, it is really a hell-level perversion!
"etc!"
I grabbed Liu Shu's hand, pushed it away gently, and then said to Hu Xiaotao: "You'd better help me force him out.
"I, I can't..." Hu Xiaotao refused with some embarrassment.
I immediately became angry: "Why are you pretending to be innocent for me? Didn't you say you know a lot of moves?"
Hu Xiaotao defended: "I can only seduce men, I have never done anything like that!"
I didn't know whether what she said was true or not, so I waved gently and said, "Come on, let's go back to the room, and I'll teach you step by step. I also have tutorial videos on my phone..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard Xie Jiahui's voice coming from the ring: "Li Lingfeng, don't go too far! Do you believe I will cut off your balls and throw them to the dogs?"
I listened and immediately let out a cry and pretended to cry: "Little virgin, please save me quickly. If I don't say such things, you won't care about me. They all refuse to save me, so I can only stimulate you to come out and save me." Me!"
Xie Jiahui said lazily: "Don't worry, you won't die. The pesticide you bought is fake!"
"Fake?"
"If it were true, how could you still be bragging here?"
When I heard it, I felt that my stomach didn't hurt much anymore, but my mouth was still bitter.
Is it really a fake medicine?
I immediately jumped up with excitement.
Backhand, he made a phone call to the police: "Hello, hello. There is an old man selling fake pesticides at the Donghu Agricultural Market..."
After hanging up the phone, Hua Ji hugged her shoulders and sneered: "Who is this? Thank you for selling fake medicine. I didn't poison you, and you reported him?"
"Okay, let's get down to business!"
I became serious, grabbed the meat skewers on the table with one hand, and drank beer with the other.
He took a bite of meat skewers and then asked Hu Xiaotao gently: "Little fairy, take me to the old man selling meat skewers!"
As soon as I said the word meat skewers, I immediately felt something was wrong.
Am I sick? How can I eat it?
While vomiting, I went to the bathroom to rinse my mouth.
After a while, he walked out in embarrassment, frowning as he savored the taste of the meat skewers.
If nothing else, the meat skewers are grilled really well and taste great!
When I walked out, Hua Ji kept sarcastic: "Is it delicious?"
I glanced coldly, then waved to Hu Xiaotao: "Little goblin, let's go out for supper!"
The corners of Hu Xiaotao's mouth raised slightly: "You, you treat me to eat?"
I nodded.
"I'll go too, okay?" Liu Shu asked.
"Very good, very good! When I go out, I have two beauties to accompany me. It's very honorable!"
Liu Shu was overjoyed and jumped over: "Xiao Lingfeng, don't you dislike me for being a snake demon?"
I shook my head and walked out of the door.
Walking to the door, he said to Ye Wanru: "Take care of my sister for me. I'll give you two candles when I come back soon!"
Walking downstairs, Hu Xiaotao led the way, and Liu Shu and I followed side by side.
After walking for a while, I took out a cigarette, put it in my mouth and lit it, and then asked Liu Shu: "Would you like to take a sip?"
Liu Shu chuckled: "You are so funny! Have you ever seen a snake smoking?"
I smiled, remembered a question, and asked: "Do you think humans and ghosts can give birth to children?"
"Of course not!" Liu Shu replied quickly, "Do you want to have a baby with Sister Jiahui?"
I said nothing, indicating my acquiescence.
"Giving birth is very painful. How about I help you give birth to the baby for Sister Jiahui?"
Looking at her serious look, my scalp went numb.
"arrive……"
Hu Xiaotao suddenly pointed to the barbecue stall at the entrance of the market.
I looked from a distance and saw many people waiting in line to buy meat skewers.
The barbecue stall is very simple. It is an electric tricycle converted into a mobile barbecue stove. Beside the stove, there are two ferocious sheep heads hanging.
Looking at the smoking stove and the weird smell of oil, it makes me sick just thinking about it.
This smell is so familiar. When I burn people to death, I sometimes smell this smell.
Looking again, I saw the old man cooking the barbecue busy at work.
As I got closer, I found that the old man was thin and short. He looked familiar, as if he had seen him somewhere before, but he couldn't remember.
Went to the barbecue stall and there was no room left.
There are only seven or eight small tables in total.
I glanced over and saw three female high school students sitting at a table.
He immediately walked over and said fiercely to the three girls: "Go away and give up your position to me!"
"Why?" One of the short-haired girls was unconvinced and stood up to argue with me.
I clenched my fists and said, "I'm a gangster!"
As he said that, he threw the meat skewers on their table to the ground, then paid them two hundred yuan and sent them away.
My behavior attracted the attention of the old barbecue man. He glanced at me sideways and wanted to say something, but didn't say it.
I slapped the table and shouted to the old man: "Bake a thousand skewers for me!"
