Looking at the cat poop on the table, I suddenly became so angry that I couldn't even speak.
This smelly flower actually dares to play with me?
Angrily, she led Li Xinyi out of the jewelry store.
Li Xinyi looked at me with a question mark on her face and said: "Brother, the woman in the family is not a young lady, right? Have you made chicken heads recently?"
I was always annoyed that Hua Ji lied to me, and I had no intention of listening to what Li Xinyi was saying.
She waved her hand in front of me and continued: "Brother, how come the gems you just exchanged with that Hua Ji sister suddenly turned into cat poop?"
"I have no idea!"
If I told her that Hua Ji was a monster, she would be scared out of her wits.
After thinking about it, he walked towards the agricultural market.
It's past eight o'clock in the evening, and some shops in the market are still open.
My eyes stopped at a pesticide shop, and then I walked over.
There was an old man sitting in the shop.
I entered the shop and asked: "Boss, how do you sell herbicides?"
"Twenty-five a bottle!"
"Give me a dozen!"
"A dozen? How much is a dozen?"
"Twelve bottles!"
The old man was stunned and asked with a frown on his face: "Young man, why did you buy so much herbicide?"
I said: "Of course it's weeding. Are you afraid that I'll buy it and drink it?"
The old man laughed twice, and without asking any more questions, he took an abacus and calculated how much it would cost for me.
I asked again: "Can this herbicide poison wildflowers or something like that?"
The old man promised in a low voice: "As long as you poison enough, not to mention flowers, even trees can be poisoned!"
"Uh..., okay, I'll have a bottle then!"
When I took the pesticide out of the door, Li Xinyi was even more puzzled: "Brother, you don't farm, why did you buy pesticide?"
I snorted, smiled coldly, and didn't answer.
I went back to the downstairs of the rental house, picked up a Coke bottle, and put pesticide into the Coke bottle.
I brought the pesticide back to the rental house and saw the four women inside, each with a different look on their face.
Liu Shu was snickering charmingly, and I don’t know if he was laughing at the fact that I had been deceived.
Hu Xiaotao stared at the mutton skewers on the table, looking a little greedy.
Ye Wanru bit her lip and sat upright, a little lost in thought.
Hua Ji, on the other hand, kept sneering.
Hua Ji and I looked at each other with different eyes. Everyone knew that they had been cheated by the other party, but no one said anything.
I raised my voice and broke the silence: "Miss Hua Ji, do you know how much the gem I just sold for?"
Hua Ji looked disdainful, as if she was not interested in how much I sold it for.
I continued: "More than 1.5 million yuan was sold. To express my gratitude, I bought a bottle of Coke for you to drink!"
Just as Li Xinyi was about to say something, I gently pushed her back to the room.
Hua Ji was very smart. She glanced at Coke with her eyes, and then said: "I don't like drinking this kind of thing!"
I tried my best to persuade him: "If you don't drink, it will appear that you are disrespecting me! You see, no one else has a share, but you are the only one. What does that mean?"
Liu Shu chuckled at the side: "Xiao Ling Feng, if she doesn't drink, why don't you give me a drink? As long as you give it to me, I will never refuse!"
I shook my head: "No, I'll buy it for you next time. Hu Xiaotao just came back from buying wine and mutton skewers, you can just eat that!"
"Okay, then I'm welcome!"
Liu Shu grabbed the beer and took a sip.
I coaxed to Hua Ji again: "Good boy, drink it quickly, the Coke needs to be suffocated to feel good!"
Hua Ji felt a little moved under my soft touch, took the Coke bottle, and was about to open the lid. Suddenly my nose wheezed, as if I smelled something.
I was thinking in a cold sweat, wouldn't she be able to smell the coke as a pesticide?
Pesticides stink so much that normal people can smell them.
But the lid hasn't been opened yet. Is her nose really that sensitive?
I saw her, staring straight at the mutton skewers Liu Shu grabbed, and yelled: "Human meat?"
Liu Shu suddenly sprayed the meat in his mouth into the trash can and rinsed his mouth with beer several times.
"Human flesh?"
"That's right! I smelled it as soon as I smelled it..."
As soon as everyone heard this, they fell silent.
They are demons, so they are not particularly disgusted by human flesh. It is not necessarily true that they may have eaten humans before.
But for me, this was a bolt from the blue.
To my relief, luckily I haven't eaten yet.
I was surprised for a few seconds, then asked Hu Xiaotao with a serious face: "Where did you buy the meat skewers?"
Hu Xiaotao pointed outside and said, "I bought it from an old man's barbecue stall at the entrance of the market."
"Damn it, what kind of old man is selling human flesh?"
As I said that, I forgot for a while and grabbed the pesticide in Hua Ji's hand, opened the lid, and took a sip.
With a "poof" sound, half of it was swallowed in his mouth and half of it was spurted out.
It tastes bitter and astringent in the mouth!
Suddenly the whole house was filled with the smell of pesticides.
"What does this smell like?"
Hua Ji looked at me with a stunned face and asked.
I foamed at the mouth and spat out: "Call an ambulance..."
"What? What you just gave me was poison? Did you want to poison me and then poison yourself?"
Now I'm not in the mood to worry about who poisoned whom, I just want to survive.
He shouted several times: "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance..."
The cry caused Li Xinyi in the room.
She hurriedly ran out: "Brother, why do you drink pesticide?"
Hua Ji gloated: "Master Ling Feng, why did you drink pesticide? After being cheated by me, you can't think about it anymore?"
Liu Shu looked confused and asked: "Xiao Lingfeng, why do you drink pesticides?"
Ye Wanru also asked: "Why do you drink pesticides?"
Hu Xiaotao looked dumbfounded and asked, "Why did you drink..."
"Shut up! Call an ambulance..., ah!"
I screamed, my whole body fell to the ground and twitched, and my stomach hurt terribly.
"What kind of pesticide is this?" Liu Shu asked calmly.
Li Xinyi panicked and said: "Paraquat..."
"No need to call an ambulance, just call a funeral car!"
"Why?"
"No help!"
Li Xinyi has studied in college, so she naturally knows this.
But she still refused to give in and took out the phone while crying.
I climbed up and grabbed her hand, shook my head and said, "Stop wasting money!"
"elder brother……"
Li Xinyi suddenly broke down and cried while hugging me.
I comforted him: "My brother is dead, don't buy too expensive a coffin, you know? Once a person dies, it will be burned to ashes, and any coffin you buy will be useless."
I told Li Xinyi this truth based on my experience of burning corpses for several years.
Unexpectedly, after so many years of burning corpses, it was finally my turn to be burned.
Li Xinyi just cried and couldn't hear what I was saying.
Liu Shu on the side chuckled: "Ling Feng is so free and easy, he even talks about death so casually. It doesn't matter if he is a ghost, at least he and sister Jiahui have reached the right state of cultivation!"
Hua Ji answered: "Retribution! You wanted to poison me, but you didn't expect to poison yourself?"
I was puzzled to see them watching the fun indifferently, and suddenly I said angrily: "Why don't you rescue me?"
Ye Wanru was the first to stand up and whispered: "Let me try and see if I can force the pesticides out of you!"
As she spoke, she blew on Li Xinyi, and Li Xinyi fell asleep on the spot.
