After a while, Hua Ji spoke:
"The song that the young master said has never been heard by this little girl..."
I feel a little disdainful in my heart.
Do you still think that this flower girl is so awesome that she can’t even sing the most popular music?
She is useless and has no talent at all?
Although I despised her a little, I still said politely: "That song just now may be too tacky. Miss Hua Ji has never heard of it, so it makes sense!"
Hua Ji covered half of her face with her hands and smiled.
I added: "You should know the song 'Dinosaurs Against Wolves', right?"
Hua Ji shook her head, looking shocked.
I couldn't help but raised my tone: "Well, what can the girl sing?"
Before Hua Ji could answer, Ye Xiaojuan interrupted: "Ling Feng, it seems we are not here to watch the concert, right?"
I cursed angrily: "Am I familiar with you? Go back with your friend's body!"
As I said that, I stood up, smiled at Hua Ji, and then pointed at He Yulan's body and said, "Miss Hua Ji, it's like this. The fragrance of flowers you just distributed attracted the body of Miss Ye's friend! Hua Ji If you don’t mind, can you let Miss Ye take her friend away?"
Hua Ji Yingying said: "This is easy. After everyone watches my performance, just let her take her friends away!"
"real?"
She nodded.
"But I feel sick to my stomach when I see them. Can you tell them to get out right now?"
Hua Ji chuckled, this time her smile was a little weird: "How could I not know what Young Master Li is thinking? You deliberately wanted to use this method to let your friends leave first, for fear of danger, right? "
As soon as she finished speaking, the expressions of Ye Xiaojuan and Zhang Ting changed several times.
Just now, they seemed to be blaming me, but now they seem to know that I have good intentions, and their expressions are somewhat remorseful.
I still kept my expression straight and said to Hua Ji, "What the girl said is wrong! I think the girl is beautiful and kind, and she doesn't look like someone who will harm others. Am I right?"
"That's right and that's wrong!"
Hearing this, I felt a chill in my heart.
From the corner of his eye, he saw that Ye Xiaojuan and Zhang Ting began to look tense.
I quickly changed the subject: "Without further ado, would you like Miss Hua Ji to perform for us?"
"good!"
"How much do we need to pay for admission?"
Hua Ji had already put away her smile, but after I said it, she couldn't help laughing again: "Young Master is very cute and funny. The more I get to know him, the more I like him!"
I said: "The girl is as beautiful as a fairy, and I love her so much!"
After we finished speaking, we looked at each other, like an electric discharge, staring into everyone's eyes.
However, I saw a shocking scene. This flower girl actually had double pupils.
horrible.
People have double pupils, like demons and ghosts. The demon has double pupils, how terrifying is it?
Looking at her pupils, I felt like I was in nirvana, and my scalp went numb.
But he didn't dare to show panic, suppressed his fear, and changed the subject and said: "Girl, what do you think of love at first sight?"
Hua Ji frowned slightly and then said: "Young master, did you fall in love with me at first sight?"
"Yeah..." I nodded vigorously.
"Looking at the young master's eloquent tongue, he must have coaxed a lot of girls, right? Since the young master said that he fell in love with me at first sight, I don't really believe it. Unless the young master proves it!"
"How to prove it?"
"Let's watch the little girl dance first, and then have a homely meal. If the young master doesn't dislike the food, we can continue the next step of communication."
Hua Ji said and jumped onto the stage as light as a swallow.
"play music!"
She called out softly, and the suona master next to her began to take action.
One master plays the suona, another plays the gong, and the other plays the flute...
At this moment, Hua Ji also grabbed a pipa, playing it while twisting and dancing.
Several instruments are intertwined, and the music is a bit weird.
But I have to say, it does sound pretty good.
I couldn't help but give Hua Ji a thumbs up, and then clapped wildly.
From the corner of his eye, he saw that Ye Xiaojuan and Zhang Ting had awkward expressions that made them want to cry.
I glared at Ye Xiaojuan sideways: "Are you polite? They are performing and you just watch and applaud?"
Ye Xiaojuan tilted her head and glanced at me: "Ling Feng, you don't really like that female monster, do you?"
"Needless to say? If I can really pair up with Miss Hua Ji, I will definitely give you a big red envelope! It's just..."
"Just what?"
I suddenly laughed crazily: "It's just that we may have to confess here today..."
Ye Xiaojuan panicked and said, "No way?"
I snorted: "I know a lot about demons and monsters. The more gentle and harmless a demon is, the more problems it will cause. My wife likes to joke around, but once she gets serious..."
"Indeed!"
Hu Xiaotao interjected, "I've seen his wife before. She says one thing but thinks another!"
Ye Xiaojuan stuttered: "You, you actually know how you can still have such a pleasant chat with that flower demon?"
Hearing this, I smiled bitterly: "If I didn't play with her, I'm afraid we would have died a long time ago. Now I can only try to delay the time, hoping that my wife can come back after dark!"
"Where is your wife?"
"It's time to go shopping..."
"You and your wife are acting very strangely. You are still joking at this moment..."
I didn't reply and looked at the stage again.
The sudden scene made me almost sick to the point of vomiting.
At some point, a corpse on the stage was holding a knife and cutting off his leg flesh piece by piece.
Hua Ji, on the other hand, was sitting with her legs crossed, playing the pipa and admiring the carving of the corpse.
A large plate of meat had been cut off and placed on a large wooden plate. It looked bloody and disgusting.
"this……"
Hearing Ye Xiaojuan's frightened tone, I turned my head and saw that Zhang Ting and Ye Xiaojuan had rolled their eyes and fainted.
Hu Xiaotao was not too panicked, as if she was not surprised, but her expression was still very serious and nervous.
When I turned my eyes to the stage again, the corpse that had just been cut was gone, leaving only a plate of human flesh in front of Hua Ji.
Hua Ji gave me a special look, pointed her lower lip with her jade finger, and blew me a kiss.
As soon as I made this move, a piece of human flesh on the plate flew towards me and landed firmly in my hands.
"vomit……"
I reacted naturally and vomited.
Just as I was about to throw away the human flesh, the music stopped on the stage.
"Try it, sir!"
Hua Ji smiled strangely at me and said.
I held the human flesh with trembling hands and said with a forced smile: "I have been fasting and praying to Buddha recently, and I have not eaten meat for a long time. Thank you Miss Hua Ji for your kindness. I will marinate this piece of meat and dry it in the sun, and leave it to the girl as rations in the future..."
When Hua Ji heard this, her attitude immediately became a little unhappy, and there was something in her words:
"The young master just said that he fell in love with the little girl at first sight. If you don't eat this piece of meat, you will be cheating on my feelings. The little girl hates others cheating on me most in her life. If the young master cheats on me, then your friends will stay with me!"
This is clearly a threat!
Even if I hadn't said that just now, Hua Ji wouldn't have let us off so easily.
If you want to blame, just blame Ye Xiaojuan, the meddlesome Virgin, who insists on coming here to cause trouble!
