While enjoying Xie Jiahui's sweet kiss, I listened carefully to the little ghost's movements.
'Gu Gu Gu Gu...'
After a while, there was a sound of drinking water, and the three little ghosts were heard laughing, relishing it like they were drinking soju.
"Good blood, good blood..., even after adding water, it's still so bloody..."
Is there still such an aftertaste after drinking my saliva?
I almost retched.
"You can get lost!" Xie Jiahui said as she opened her mouth.
Boo hoo hoo…
The wind has dispersed!
Xie Jiahui hugged me and put her head on my shoulder, as if she wanted to sleep.
My lower body suddenly pushed up...
"What are you thinking about? Don't you have any self-control?"
"Natural reaction, natural reaction..."
Next, she didn't say anything more, she just kept doing this and snored weakly.
I was tortured and couldn't sleep all night.
It stayed strong down there for several hours and showed no signs of fading.
The sky was cloudy, and a rooster crowed in the distance.
Xie Jiahui opened her eyes lazily.
He yawned: "Little virgin, you are so disobedient!"
I blushed and smiled: "Do you like being hit?"
"You are shameless. You...you were not like this before..."
Xie Jiahui couldn't laugh or cry.
Looking at her serious expression, I asked puzzledly: "Did you know me before?"
"no no……"
Xie Jiahui immediately changed her tune.
Seeing that it was getting late, she reminded me: "Go and set up a stall..."
I nodded tiredly and walked to the market.
The stall had just been set up and it was still dark.
A familiar figure appeared in front of me.
Zhang Ting walked in front, followed by a girl.
My eyes stayed on the girl.
He's a good-looking guy, but a little crazy.
On a hot day, the girl was actually wearing a cotton-padded jacket and thick gloves!
Zhang Ting said to me from a distance: "Sir, I will introduce a guest to you for a divination!"
I didn't pay attention for a moment and kept staring at the girl, making her look embarrassed.
"Aunt Ting, let's forget it. How about we go back?"
The girl was a little unnatural, she probably thought I was a complete pervert.
Zhang Ting said sincerely: "Xiaojuan, listen to me. This guy has solved all the weird noises in my house. You'd better give it a try!"
"What's causing the strange noise in your house?" the girl asked.
"There is a bucket-sized black flathead fish in the septic tank. It looks like a catfish. The strange noises are all made by that fish."
When the girl heard this, she was a little surprised and asked a faint question: "Can such a thing be calculated? Is it really so powerful?"
"Why did I lie to you!"
As Zhang Ting spoke, she began to talk about the girl's symptoms.
After listening to her talk for a while, I understood what was going on.
It turns out that this girl named Xiaojuan has recently suffered from a strange disease, that is, she is afraid of the cold!
After seeing countless doctors, Taoist priests and fortune tellers, everyone said that Xiaojuan was weak and suffered from cold syndrome!
But Xiaojuan took a lot of nourishing medicine, but it had no effect at all.
Xiaojuan is Zhang Ting's colleague and we usually have a good relationship, so Zhang Ting forced Xiaojuan to come to me today to see where Xiaojuan's problem lies.
"She is haunted by a ghost!" Xie Jiahui suddenly reminded me secretly.
I was stunned and didn't tell him directly what the problem was. Pretending to look solemn, he shook his head at the girl.
The girl said angrily:
"Why are you shaking your head? You're always staring at people leeringly. Can you figure out why I'm afraid of the cold?"
I seriously stretched out my hand and said, "One hundred yuan, give me the money first!"
I saw the girl take out five hundred-dollar bills from her pocket and put the money on my table like a beggar.
Xie Jiahui reminded: "Don't break the rules, just take one hundred."
I picked up a hundred-dollar bill, flicked it with my fingers to verify it was genuine, and put it in my pocket.
When the girl saw me dawdling, she said coldly: "Speak quickly! If you are not sure, I will turn over your table!"
I smiled calmly: "You are haunted by a ghost!"
As soon as the words finished, Zhang Ting and Xiaojuan opened their mouths and were stunned!
After a long time, Xiaojuan cursed: "You are haunted by a ghost! Just say that you, a pervert, are a liar..."
Xiaojuan's scolding attracted the attention of passers-by.
Especially the colleagues on the side.
The old man who was pretending to be blind when he competed with me yesterday quietly opened his eyes to see my joke.
There was also a lame fortune teller who sneered at the side: "Girl, you are in such good spirits, how could you be haunted by ghosts? Don't trust those little charlatans, lest you be defrauded of money and sex!"
When the girl heard this, she looked angry.
He raised his foot and was about to kick my table over.
She was grabbed tightly by Zhang Ting: "Xiaojuan, listen to me. I came to have my fortune told yesterday, and I didn't believe what this little master said at first. Others said that I was chasing evil spirits, but he was the only one who didn't say that I was chasing evil spirits. It's true. Now. Now Everyone said you didn't do it, but he said you did it..."
Before Zhang Ting finished speaking, she was stopped by Xiaojuan: "What does this mean?"
I said calmly: "It means I am accurate, but they are not!"
After saying that, I stood up and prepared to close the stall and go home.
Xie Jiahui said that only one divination was done a day, and it was time to call it a day.
As I packed my things, I said, "Miss, if you don't deal with the ghost that's haunting you, you'll live for a month at most!"
These words were not prompted by Xie Jiahui, but I deliberately scared her.
"You fart! You won't survive more than a month!"
I chuckled: "If you don't believe that I am accurate in divination, we can make a bet to prove it."
"What to bet on?"
"Bet on what color underwear you are wearing today!"
"rogue!"
crackling——
The girl slapped me hard on the face.
"Be patient first, an expert must be calm!" Xie Jiahui reminded again.
I forced a smile, and then secretly pasted a piece of talisman given by Xie Jiahui to my thigh.
When I looked at the girl again, I could see everything clearly immediately, including her white thighs.
This talisman seems to be more powerful than the one yesterday. It can almost see through the white steamed bun wrapped in her underwear.
Without thinking much, he said directly: "You are wearing red underwear! Do you think wearing red underwear will bring you good luck?"
After I finished speaking, a dozen or twenty people suddenly gathered around to watch the fun.
But the girl, with a red face and a look of shock on her face: "You, how do you know?"
After she was surprised, she kept scratching her head, with deep doubts on her face.
Then he said to himself: "Does this pervert have clairvoyance?"
"No way, no way!"
She murmured several words to herself, "He must have guessed it by coincidence!"
In order to convince her of my ability, I said lightly: "You have a small mole on your left breast!"
"abnormal!"
The girl was immediately furious and didn't care how I knew such a secret.
He raised his hand and was ready to take action.
I quickly said: "You wore your underwear inside out today..."
"Ah..., your uncle's! Which mental hospital escaped from..."
Jiahui gave me a few more reminders.
I recited: "Your birthday is October 13th..."
"Your father's surname is Ye, and your mother's surname is Chen. You also have a younger brother at home..."
I said several sentences in one breath.
The girl was stunned and speechless, and her raised hand gradually relaxed.
