I don’t know how long I was unconscious.
I woke up in a daze and heard a rustling sound next to the table.
I looked towards the table.
In the darkness, Ruoruo saw Xie Jiahui with her back to me, holding her head in one hand and combing her hair with the other.
I stared and almost fainted again.
He yelled: "No, you guys got married in the bridal chamber and had so much fun?"
"hey-hey……"
Xie Jiahui laughed, put the head on, and then turned around.
When I saw her face, I almost called her mother.
In the haziness, I could see that Xie Jiahui's face was full of wrinkles, and she was an old woman.
When she smiled, her frowns looked like black bugs, very disgusting and weird!
I married an old woman?
I was just about to say something.
She waved to me and said, "Do you dislike me for being old and ugly?"
I wondered: "That's not what you mean, I just have something I can't figure out. Zheng Xiao said you were a ghost flower, which seems inconsistent. Did I change the wrong person halfway?"
Xie Jiahui laughed loudly: "I already told you that I am old and ugly. You just imagined that I am good-looking. Do you believe it now?"
I didn't speak, my heart was extremely complicated.
"Come on, kiss me!"
"How about next time? Save it ten or eight times, and then we can kiss together..."
"You're disgusted, aren't you?"
I gritted my teeth and walked over.
I thought to myself, no matter how hard you marry, you will always get older. But there is something to say, boil the old man and get rid of rheumatism!
I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been single for a long time, but now when I see the old woman in front of me, I feel that she has a pretty face.
When he got closer, he closed his eyes, grabbed her waist tightly, and was about to kiss her.
With a cry, his hand seemed to be empty. As soon as he opened his eyes, Xie Jiahui disappeared out of thin air again.
"I'm here!"
I turned around and saw her sitting on the bed with her back to me.
"Okay, can you stop making trouble and get married early? I'm going to find a job tomorrow!"
"Come here and talk!"
I climbed into bed. She turned slightly.
A sudden scene scared me so much that I fell off the bed.
A pair of frosty black eyes, red lips and white teeth evoked a cold smile, a bright and stern face like a bloody rose blooming with thorns, her hair shawl, and her jade fingers supporting her slender waist...
"What's wrong, am I ugly?"
Xie Jiahui asked me gently.
I quickly got up and stared at her again.
One more look and it's scary.
It's so beautiful, so beautiful that it makes people feel cold and biting if they take another look.
I quickly turned my head and faced the door of the room and said, "Miss Jiahui, I, Li Lingfeng, may not be able to reach such a high level!"
"Haha. Do you have no guts to touch me, or do you have a strong taste and a soft spot for old women?"
I murmured: "That's right, I'm afraid that if I sleep with a ghost like you for one night, I will become a man who sleeps ten times a night, and I will be exhausted and die!"
"goat!"
After Xie Jiahui finished criticizing, she said with a slight smile: "Aren't you going to touch me tonight?"
"Will you die if you move?"
"Once and a half, it won't be a problem. At most, I will lose one and a half years of my life."
"How long do you think I can live?"
Xie Jiahui asked in confusion: "How do I know?"
Let me calculate, if I can live more than eighty years, I will be twenty-two this year. In other words, I can sleep with Xie Jiahui sixty times.
Once a woman like her is touched, I suspect that the sixty times will be used up in a week!
After thinking hard for a long time, I finally decided to go out and try it tonight!
He slowly turned around, walked over, hugged her, and kissed her.
She didn't resist, after all, we are a legal couple...
Just as I was about to take off her clothes and drive, she held down her pants, pushed me away gently and said, "No. You can't reveal your yang energy for the time being."
"Why?"
"No reason, I just can't!"
I wondered: "You said I can't reveal my yang energy, but I used to have erotic dreams, and it seemed like..."
Xie Jiahui said: "That kind of thing doesn't count. Only when a man and a woman have sex can their yang energy be revealed."
As soon as I heard this, a brilliant idea came to my mind.
He said awkwardly: "Then can you use your mouth..."
"no!"
Xie Jiahui immediately retorted: "A woman's mouth is both a dark and cold place. If you think that way, I can think of a way for you!"
"With your hands?"
"Oh, you bastard, why are you so full of bad ideas?"
I blushed and smiled: "This is a normal physiological need, okay?"
"What a need. I haven't touched a man in hundreds of years, so I don't necessarily want to?"
"So, you're still a virgin!"
"Strictly speaking, she is a little virgin!"
Little virgin?
I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Little virgin, please think of a way to calm me down tonight!"
"easy!"
As soon as Xie Jiahui said that, she pointed to the table with her hand.
I saw a female paper figurine in the room, which looked extremely weird.
"You want me to sleep with this paper man?"
"Huh? This doesn't count as revealing your yang energy!"
"Forget it, I still endure it. Anyway, I have endured it for more than 20 years.
As soon as I said it, Xie Jiahui said aggrievedly: "I endured it for hundreds of years without saying anything..."
I listened and was a little curious: "Have you never had a boyfriend before?"
"No!"
"Why?"
"They don't deserve it!"
"Then why should I deserve it?"
"For now, you really don't deserve it. But as for the future, it's hard to say!"
"Okay, no more nonsense. If you don't give it, you can just let me touch it, right?"
"Touch? Touch where?"
I stared at her towering breasts, and then gently put one hand inside.
It's soft and cold inside...
A crackling sound!
She slapped the back of my hand: "If you touch me, I can't help but suck your manhood, and you will no longer be worthy!"
"hey-hey……"
I pulled my hand back and snickered secretly.
Unexpectedly, female ghosts are quite fun.
It’s a pity that you can’t drive!
I felt like a monkey all night, and didn't fall asleep completely.
When I woke up the next day, some sunlight filtered through the window.
I squinted and saw Xie Jiahui sleeping on her side with her back to the window.
I didn’t know if she had woken up, so she asked casually: “Are ghosts afraid of the sun?”
Xie Jiahui whispered: "Who said that? I just don't like the sun! When the sun comes out, the ghost power will also decrease!"
"Oh! No wonder Ye Wanru has no problem finding me in broad daylight!"
Xie Jiahui said: "Actually, ghosts are everywhere. Sometimes the people you see on the street may not be real people!"
Xie Jiahui's words made me feel a little scared to think about it!
But I didn't care too much.
I got out of bed, went into the kitchen, cut my wrist with a knife, and poured out a bowl of blood.
I originally wanted to put two bowls in, but I have been bleeding too much recently and am a little weak.
Dizzy took the blood into the room and put it on the table. Tiredly said: "Little virgin, I'm going out for a while. You can be at home or go out to play."
"where you go?"
"Get a job and make money to buy you clothes!"
"Haha, are you kidding? I need you to buy clothes?"
I said again: "I will make money to buy you delicious food."
"Ghosts don't have to eat!"
I didn’t say much, changed my clothes, walked out of the room, and heard Xie Jiahui ask:
"Are you really bleeding me to drink?"
"I still owe you a bowl. I'll give it to you in the middle of the month."
"Fool. If I wanted your blood, I would have killed you long ago!"
"I am leaving!"
"oh……"
